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Ironic Mustache · 02-22-2006, 04:44 PM

An invention only the very laziest people California has to offer, could ever contrive.

The 2006 kickin’ it championships will take place in my apartment this Saturday and will have several competitors. The object is to kick it to the best of your ability. You start with a basic 100 points, and lose or gain points based off your actions.

For instance, knocking a drink over (a common party foul) will lose you points, whereas showing up randomly with beer or other alcoholic beverages, will gain you points. Changing the channel on the TV from something good to something weak will lose you points, however the inverse would gain you points.

No one knows the criteria for points lost or gained, (basically it’s really up to the judges’ discretion). You just kick it the way you know best and hope for a good score.

We’re actually charging a $10 entry fee, taking 10% off the top for the judges, and the rest goes to the winner. I imagine the drunker everyone gets, the more points will end up being deducted. If this turns out to be a success, we may try team kickin’ it. We haven’t ironed out all the details yet, but as reigning kickin’ it champions, I’m sure we’ll figure it out.

theMerciless1 · 02-23-2006, 09:14 AM

when i saw the title i thought it was gonna be a TKD tournament.

Mars Man · 02-23-2006, 03:41 PM

Is Georgia gonna be there?

Ironic Mustache · 02-23-2006, 04:58 PM

Fuck no. They're disqualified.

ProfessorNumber · 02-24-2006, 02:59 PM

This seems like one of those ideas that sounds great in principle, but when you try to convince your friends to do it, they'll laugh at you. Honestly, who is going to pay 10$ to get drunk and worry about whether they are being cool or not?

Don't get me wrong, I laughed when I read the idea, and I thought it wasn't a terrible idea. I just don't see most people going for it.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-24-2006, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theMerciless1

when i saw the title i thought it was gonna be a TKD tournament.

Exactly why I haven't read this until now.

This is ingenious.

Ironic Mustache · 02-24-2006, 03:24 PM

See that kind of attitude would lose you a couple of points. If you're worrying about how well you're kickin' it, you're probably not doing too well. As for the entry fee, I have a lot of friends who will gamble on anything. Plus if my friends weren't stupid enough to go for an idea like this, I highly doubt that they'd hang out with me at all. Also, since I'll be ordering the Mosley vs Vargas fight, at least they'll be watching something while they're competing.

theMerciless1 · 02-24-2006, 03:30 PM

i predict slick willy will come away with it, assuming you guys still kick it.

vaga1220 * · 02-24-2006, 03:55 PM

I want to kick it at Mustache's house and watch the Mosley vs Vargas fight.

Ironic Mustache · 02-24-2006, 05:05 PM

You're welcome to come through, but you may be slightly too intense to do well in the contest.

vaga1220 * · 02-24-2006, 05:52 PM

Maybe, the last time I went to a party I think I may have stabbed someone.

Ironic Mustache · 02-24-2006, 06:24 PM

That was the last party you went to? You need to get out of Utah dude.

vaga1220 * · 02-24-2006, 07:10 PM

No shit man. Did you know that Utah beer is only like 3.5% or something like that?

If anyone's driveing or flying through Utah please for the love of god bring me some real beer.

Ironic Mustache · 02-24-2006, 07:18 PM

You're a cool guy Vaga, but I wouldn't go to Utah for even Merc's mom.

StabMaster Arson · 02-26-2006, 03:57 AM

I like this idea a lot. would anyone be interested in a midwest regional Kickin It Championship to be held in Fort Wayne?

Orgazmo · 02-26-2006, 05:56 PM

Very fucking yes.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-26-2006, 10:15 PM

I'm there.

Orgazmo · 02-27-2006, 01:42 AM

Please though...please set a god damned date so that this will actually happen. Thanks.

Ironic Mustache · 02-27-2006, 01:25 PM

The results from the 2006 kickin' championships are in! The prize went to my younger brother in a landslide victory over the other weekend warriors. I was a little nervous at first, because he brought over a sloppy ass drunk chick, (which I thought was going to end up losing him points, because she was slightly disruptive) but she ended up being more entertaining than annoying. Plus, he up and ordered two large pizzas and paid for them, on his own accord! This may not sound like much, but he's friggin' BROKE. It was quite a statement, which earned him a lot of points. Back to the drunk chick though...

She was your typical decent looking, 19 year old, drunken slut. The kind that might actually be worth something if she'd stop being so sloppy, and trying to fuck everyone (including my lesbian roommate, who turned her down). She was outside smoking, and bragging about all the chicks she's been with, when she made her first mistake. She sort of sighs and says, "Where can I find more girls like me?" My roommate and I both answered simultaneously with different answers. Mine was, "the gutter" and his was "the bus stop." As you can see, the chick was a constant source of such slander, so we ended up awarding my brother with points for bringing her. Plus at one point during the night, she pulled her titties out.

I think it might have been more of a negative thing had we all not been drinking. It put us closer to her level, so we weren't just pissed at her antics.

Here are the results of the rest of the activities:

Poker Winner: Ironic Mustache
Foos Ball Winner: Ironic Mustache suffered only one loss at the hands of his brother, but came back to beat him 3 times! Final record for the night, 7-1-0.
Darts Winner: My roommate Ramon, but I'm convinced there was trickery involved.
Boxing Bets: Not me... Now I have to buy lunch for a co-worker. That's what I get for betting against the black guy.
Kickin' It Winner: My Brother
Dumb Drunk Slut Award (honorable mention): Lauren

Overall it was a fairly good turn out. We had roughly 8 competitors, a few spectators, and of course two judges. I think it went well, and will probably do this again some time in the future.

theMerciless1 · 02-27-2006, 02:43 PM

you got room mates?
is it the weed dealing dyke from earlier escapades?

Ironic Mustache · 02-27-2006, 03:22 PM

No, this is a non-weed dealing dyke who's much, much suckier than the one you're talking about.

I was actually surprised that she turned the drunk chick down.

theMerciless1 · 02-27-2006, 03:27 PM

why the shitty roommates?

Ironic Mustache · 02-27-2006, 04:38 PM

Only one of them is shitty actually, the other one I've known for like ten years. We kind of got sucked into moving in with her before we know how bad of an idea it was.

vaga1220 * · 02-27-2006, 06:03 PM

you should try killing her.

Ironic Mustache · 02-27-2006, 07:11 PM

I might eventually, but I'm trying to keep that as a last resort.

02-22-2006, 04:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	2006 Kickin' It Championships An invention only the very laziest people California has to offer, could ever contrive. The 2006 kickin’ it championships will take place in my apartment this Saturday and will have several competitors. The object is to kick it to the best of your ability. You start with a basic 100 points, and lose or gain points based off your actions. For instance, knocking a drink over (a common party foul) will lose you points, whereas showing up randomly with beer or other alcoholic beverages, will gain you points. Changing the channel on the TV from something good to something weak will lose you points, however the inverse would gain you points. No one knows the criteria for points lost or gained, (basically it’s really up to the judges’ discretion). You just kick it the way you know best and hope for a good score. We’re actually charging a $10 entry fee, taking 10% off the top for the judges, and the rest goes to the winner. I imagine the drunker everyone gets, the more points will end up being deducted. If this turns out to be a success, we may try team kickin’ it. We haven’t ironed out all the details yet, but as reigning kickin’ it champions, I’m sure we’ll figure it out.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-23-2006, 09:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	when i saw the title i thought it was gonna be a TKD tournament.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

02-23-2006, 04:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Fuck no. They're disqualified.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-24-2006, 02:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	This seems like one of those ideas that sounds great in principle, but when you try to convince your friends to do it, they'll laugh at you. Honestly, who is going to pay 10$ to get drunk and worry about whether they are being cool or not? Don't get me wrong, I laughed when I read the idea, and I thought it wasn't a terrible idea. I just don't see most people going for it.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

02-24-2006, 03:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	See that kind of attitude would lose you a couple of points. If you're worrying about how well you're kickin' it, you're probably not doing too well. As for the entry fee, I have a lot of friends who will gamble on anything. Plus if my friends weren't stupid enough to go for an idea like this, I highly doubt that they'd hang out with me at all. Also, since I'll be ordering the Mosley vs Vargas fight, at least they'll be watching something while they're competing.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-23-2006, 03:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	Is Georgia gonna be there?

02-24-2006, 03:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i predict slick willy will come away with it, assuming you guys still kick it.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

02-24-2006, 03:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	I want to kick it at Mustache's house and watch the Mosley vs Vargas fight.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

02-24-2006, 05:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You're welcome to come through, but you may be slightly too intense to do well in the contest.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-24-2006, 05:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Maybe, the last time I went to a party I think I may have stabbed someone.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

02-24-2006, 06:24 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That was the last party you went to? You need to get out of Utah dude.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-24-2006, 07:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	No shit man. Did you know that Utah beer is only like 3.5% or something like that? If anyone's driveing or flying through Utah please for the love of god bring me some real beer.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

02-24-2006, 07:18 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You're a cool guy Vaga, but I wouldn't go to Utah for even Merc's mom.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-26-2006, 03:57 AM	#15 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I like this idea a lot. would anyone be interested in a midwest regional Kickin It Championship to be held in Fort Wayne?
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

02-26-2006, 05:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	Very fucking yes.

02-26-2006, 10:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I'm there.
	#YOLO

02-27-2006, 01:42 AM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	Please though...please set a god damned date so that this will actually happen. Thanks.

02-27-2006, 01:25 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	The results from the 2006 kickin' championships are in! The prize went to my younger brother in a landslide victory over the other weekend warriors. I was a little nervous at first, because he brought over a sloppy ass drunk chick, (which I thought was going to end up losing him points, because she was slightly disruptive) but she ended up being more entertaining than annoying. Plus, he up and ordered two large pizzas and paid for them, on his own accord! This may not sound like much, but he's friggin' BROKE. It was quite a statement, which earned him a lot of points. Back to the drunk chick though... She was your typical decent looking, 19 year old, drunken slut. The kind that might actually be worth something if she'd stop being so sloppy, and trying to fuck everyone (including my lesbian roommate, who turned her down). She was outside smoking, and bragging about all the chicks she's been with, when she made her first mistake. She sort of sighs and says, "Where can I find more girls like me?" My roommate and I both answered simultaneously with different answers. Mine was, "the gutter" and his was "the bus stop." As you can see, the chick was a constant source of such slander, so we ended up awarding my brother with points for bringing her. Plus at one point during the night, she pulled her titties out. I think it might have been more of a negative thing had we all not been drinking. It put us closer to her level, so we weren't just pissed at her antics. Here are the results of the rest of the activities: Poker Winner: Ironic Mustache Foos Ball Winner: Ironic Mustache suffered only one loss at the hands of his brother, but came back to beat him 3 times! Final record for the night, 7-1-0. Darts Winner: My roommate Ramon, but I'm convinced there was trickery involved. Boxing Bets: Not me... Now I have to buy lunch for a co-worker. That's what I get for betting against the black guy. Kickin' It Winner: My Brother Dumb Drunk Slut Award (honorable mention): Lauren Overall it was a fairly good turn out. We had roughly 8 competitors, a few spectators, and of course two judges. I think it went well, and will probably do this again some time in the future.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-27-2006, 02:43 PM	#20 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	you got room mates? is it the weed dealing dyke from earlier escapades?
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

02-27-2006, 03:22 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	No, this is a non-weed dealing dyke who's much, much suckier than the one you're talking about. I was actually surprised that she turned the drunk chick down.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-27-2006, 03:27 PM	#22 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	why the shitty roommates?
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

02-27-2006, 04:38 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Only one of them is shitty actually, the other one I've known for like ten years. We kind of got sucked into moving in with her before we know how bad of an idea it was.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-27-2006, 06:03 PM	#24 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	you should try killing her.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

02-27-2006, 07:11 PM	#25 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I might eventually, but I'm trying to keep that as a last resort.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

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