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klunkmd · 03-04-2006, 07:34 PM

One line song competition. All songs played to a western guitar theme followed by a BREE-HA-HA
Think of the best one line songs you can think of and post them:
(Titles in parenthesis)

So far:

Two midgets wrestling in a duffle bag (Carry on)
80 year old man with a landing strip (Deception)
18 midgets in a roller rink ('nuff said)
16 year old with pregnant womb (Contraceptive)
3 dirty sluts in a hoola hoop (Ring of fire)
7 dirty Cubans on a floating door (Refugee)
Kids run and hide when dad gets drunk (Hide and seek)
Roofies in the drink make the panties drop (Frat life)
16 years in a cardboard box (Street dreams)
Tiger Woods needs to pick a race (Affirmative action)
27 Mexicans in a pick up truck (Low Rider)
Brother fucks sister now he's uncle dad (3 hands)
Grandparents fucking and the condom breaks (bastard child)
Albino kid in a tanning bed (3rd degree)
Autistic child in a spelling bee (Tanner Phillips)
Siamese twins playing badmiton (tug of war)
3 greasy niggers in a pink canoe (stool sample)
Old Rabbi eats a pork fritter (role model)
Masturbation in a confession booth (Father lube)
Ball State police officer kills again (Strike 2)
Robert Kelly and a woman his age (water sports)
Single mom in a farming accident (Oh Deere)
Sex offender meeting at Chuckie Cheese (heaven)
Homophobe on a swimming team (speedo)
40 year old on a lawn mower (DUI)

Heaven Can Wait · 03-04-2006, 08:07 PM

Competition?

klunkmd · 03-04-2006, 08:21 PM

Just think of as many 1 liners as possible

klunkmd · 03-04-2006, 09:30 PM

Superman died in a wheelchair. (Irony)

klunkmd · 03-04-2006, 10:04 PM

unprotected sex in a rest stop (methamphetimine)

03-04-2006, 11:04 PM

Lunch Recess is at 12:15 (Child Molester)

farawayfromhere · 03-05-2006, 12:44 PM

The Wall came down and Big Mac beat the communists. (Old Man)

Repugnant Abomination · 03-05-2006, 10:55 PM

Well look what the cat dragged in...(That is not my one liner, that was directed towards a member)

03-04-2006, 07:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
klunkmd Since 1985 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5 Internets: 10	One Liners Competition One line song competition. All songs played to a western guitar theme followed by a BREE-HA-HA Think of the best one line songs you can think of and post them: (Titles in parenthesis) So far: Two midgets wrestling in a duffle bag (Carry on) 80 year old man with a landing strip (Deception) 18 midgets in a roller rink ('nuff said) 16 year old with pregnant womb (Contraceptive) 3 dirty sluts in a hoola hoop (Ring of fire) 7 dirty Cubans on a floating door (Refugee) Kids run and hide when dad gets drunk (Hide and seek) Roofies in the drink make the panties drop (Frat life) 16 years in a cardboard box (Street dreams) Tiger Woods needs to pick a race (Affirmative action) 27 Mexicans in a pick up truck (Low Rider) Brother fucks sister now he's uncle dad (3 hands) Grandparents fucking and the condom breaks (bastard child) Albino kid in a tanning bed (3rd degree) Autistic child in a spelling bee (Tanner Phillips) Siamese twins playing badmiton (tug of war) 3 greasy niggers in a pink canoe (stool sample) Old Rabbi eats a pork fritter (role model) Masturbation in a confession booth (Father lube) Ball State police officer kills again (Strike 2) Robert Kelly and a woman his age (water sports) Single mom in a farming accident (Oh Deere) Sex offender meeting at Chuckie Cheese (heaven) Homophobe on a swimming team (speedo) 40 year old on a lawn mower (DUI)
	Last edited by klunkmd; 03-04-2006 at 08:17 PM.

03-04-2006, 08:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	Competition?
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

03-04-2006, 11:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Lunch Recess is at 12:15 (Child Molester)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

03-05-2006, 12:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	The Wall came down and Big Mac beat the communists. (Old Man)
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

03-04-2006, 08:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
klunkmd Since 1985 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5 Internets: 10	Just think of as many 1 liners as possible

03-04-2006, 09:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
klunkmd Since 1985 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5 Internets: 10	Superman died in a wheelchair. (Irony)

03-04-2006, 10:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
klunkmd Since 1985 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5 Internets: 10	unprotected sex in a rest stop (methamphetimine)

03-05-2006, 10:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Well look what the cat dragged in...(That is not my one liner, that was directed towards a member)