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GastroGirl · 01-03-2007, 09:21 AM

hello

Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand"

"So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

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Heaven Can Wait · 01-03-2007, 10:51 AM

Heaven Can Wait · 01-03-2007, 10:57 AM

I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-03-2007, 11:44 AM

Orgazmo · 01-03-2007, 02:23 PM

2nding more

f3lix · 01-04-2007, 07:08 PM

first

Heaven Can Wait · 01-04-2007, 07:12 PM

Googled the first line of that.

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

Edit : NSFW?

Ugly Bastard · 01-04-2007, 07:53 PM

I saw five dolphins today about 50 feet out into the water while I was standing on the beach. Does it make it wrong that I'm thinking about going out tonight to see if they're... ya know... just hanging around?

Orgazmo · 01-04-2007, 08:17 PM

Not even a little bit.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-05-2007, 01:05 AM

sounds like theyre pretty good in bed... the sea bed that is!

01-03-2007, 09:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
GastroGirl Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1 Internets: 10	Bending Drunk hello Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!" tramadol 100mg phentermine without prescription

01-03-2007, 10:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	LOL
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

01-03-2007, 10:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

01-03-2007, 11:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	more
	#YOLO

01-04-2007, 07:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	Googled the first line of that. http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html Edit : NSFW?
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin. Last edited by Heaven Can Wait; 01-04-2007 at 07:17 PM.

01-03-2007, 02:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	2nding more

01-04-2007, 07:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	first

01-04-2007, 07:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I saw five dolphins today about 50 feet out into the water while I was standing on the beach. Does it make it wrong that I'm thinking about going out tonight to see if they're... ya know... just hanging around?

01-04-2007, 08:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Not even a little bit.

01-05-2007, 01:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	sounds like theyre pretty good in bed... the sea bed that is!
	#YOLO

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