The best dinosaur was...

My illustrations may be rough...but they get the point across

[Titan]

Of course you failed to notice that the blue one is a female.

That's simply not the truth...

[Titan]

Oh, I beg to differ...
Not only is it not not the truth, but, it is is in fact the truth.

Listen, I crafted the picture. With that in mind, I would know the sex of both Pterodactyls. Trust me, they're both guys.

[Titan]

If you're saying that you crafted that homosexual picture because of an inner desire and preferred perversion of homoerotic activity, then I believe you.

That's not what I said at all.

If what you're saying is that you crafted a ficticious scenario in which I am painted as a rainbow so that you can fulfill an inner desire and preferred perversion of homosexuals surrounding you, perhaps I would be inclined to believe you...

This could go on for days, Titan, days.

[Niger Angelus]

Ass and titties boys, isnt that what were are here for, Talk about, I mean dinosaurs. I would have to say the blue one is a male. I mean, like when a chil is born, blue for boy.

[Ugly Bastard]

Niger, I would like to ask you a question. Did you craft the picture at the very top of this page right now?

If "yes": Alright then, glad we talked.

If "no": Then where is your credibility to make a judgement call about the sex of a dinosaur of which you did not craft?

-Ugly Bastard

[Niger Angelus]

Hey, that is not fair. Not fair at'all. Someone tell UB that is not fair.

[tonguegina]

That is not fair. He was just posting his opinion (which was the same as mine when I first saw it...blue for fucking boy). I say it was a fair post.

[Titan]

Yes, and as well all know, that is exactly how dinosaurs' skin colours worked. Blue for boy. Pink for girl.

[Niger Angelus]

I dont like that sarcasm in your tone of voice sir.

[vader521]

the velociraptor

you all have seen the jurassic park movies

the raptors are the bitches

[vader521]

tonguegina
i like the turtle

where can i score one of the red one
raphael?

[Ugly Bastard]

vader-

Nice work citing Hollywood as your source for how much velociraptors kick ass.

Hollywood completely overexagerrated the size of the velociraptor for the movie Jurassic Park. Why did they do this? Because velociraptors are inferior pussy-ass lizards who must be exagerrated in size just to make them slightly frightening.

To find out the truth about how much velociraptors suck cock, and how much Jurassic Park lied about them, go here.

In the world of pimp-lizards, the tricerotops is the king.

-Ugly Bastard

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[vader521]

tonguegina
where did you get the turtle?
can i get the red one, raphael?

[Niger Angelus]

Uh, can I switch to the Deinonychus?

[vader521]

that fucking speilberg

okay then, i say the tricerotops
kicks ass too

[Titan]

Wow... Jurassic Punks. The humans could have klobbered those fucking wimpy pieces of shit.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
Uh, can I switch to the Deinonychus?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Only if I can switch to Struthiomimus. He's a wuss that steals eggs, but he's always been my favourite.

I'll go ahead and stick with Triceratops...

[buckeye]

I've looked high and low for the best dino, and it comes down to this...

Utah Raptor
the most vicious dinosaur... http://www.dinosaurworld.com/facts.html

http://www.einsteins-emporium.com/life/decor/ldp10.htm
http://www.priweb.org/ed/ICTHOL/ICTHOLrp/10rp.htm

and finally a pdf to read also www.fossilsasart.com/downloads/lesson/utahraptor-claw2.pdf


The Utah Raptor would own any other dinosaur you threw at it, perhaps that is why it is referred to as the most vicious dinosaur.

[Titan]

Good findings... let's try some math though...

Utah Raptor(s) + T. Rex = T. Rex

You could fit a good few of those fuckers' heads in Rex's jaw at a time...

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited April 29, 2003).]

[Combat Chuck]

C'mon you little shitfuckers. Triceratops? Who cares if it is the fucking size of a tank?

It has limited mobility! Limited mobility! The fucker wasn't smart, wasn't fast for close range attacks, and as was already stated, he only had his weapons on the front of his fucking face!

Yeah, that's a killing machine to me.....not.

Seriously, if taking all dinosaurs out of the pack mentality and pitting them against each other....the fucking pterodactyl is king.

You forget easily that a pterodactyl could probably perch on a triceratop's back and peck away at it's flesh all day long while the triceratops screams like a stuck pig in agony and probably couldn't ask any of his other idiotic triceratops friends to help him out.

So, in close quarters, the pterodactyl may not have the quick fast slash attack going for it, but why do you need that? Pterodactyl's mentality is slow and painful death to all fucktarded dinosaurs who think their a fucking bad-ass just cause they got toothpicks sticking out of their faces!

But you ask me....what about other dinosaurs that the pterodactyl couldn't face one on one in the same way? What about the velociraptor. Easy prey. Easy prey. The pterodactyl swiftly swoops in and out of the raptors sight and proceeds to get their attention.

Then (and this could work on any and all other dinosaurs except maybe the archeopteryx) they could fly low, leading the dinosaurs on, to the nearest jurassic age swamp and/or tar-pit.

Pfeh. Losers. The pterodactyl is the undisputed king of all dinosaurs.

[Ugly Bastard]

If quality is something you do not cherish in a dinosaur, then give me the pterodactyl, or the Utah Raptor.

However, as long as you are a heterosexual male, you can't go against the triceratops.

It's a bull. A damn bull.

Pterodactyl=Finch
Utah Raptor=Rabbit
Triceratops=Bull

Give me the bull.

-Ugly Bastard