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Old 12-10-2004, 05:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Nothing serious, but in the past week I have put 2 significantly large holes in our plaster walls of our house. The causing issues aside, I need a good way to fix them. I have apprx. 7 months to do so, so I have time, but I'd like to get them fixed as soon as possible. One is a complete hole the size of a fist in the wall, and one is a couple knuckle dents. Any suggestions? I know screen works, somehow, but I don't know antyhing about the science of plastering. Thanks.

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Old 12-10-2004, 07:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hang a picture where the hole is

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Old 12-10-2004, 01:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Don't punch the walls and you wouldn't have that problem.

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Old 12-10-2004, 02:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You need some wall putty plaster type shit and one of those things to smooth it out with and some paint.

It's really quite easy and works pretty well. Once finished it's not actually fixed though, and those parts of the wall will be pretty weak so don't hit them again or your work will be ruined.

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Old 12-10-2004, 03:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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there are kits you can get that have the piece of screen, plaster, and a big putty knife in them. Like dirty said, it's not really hard to do... place the screen, putty, sand, paint.

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listen what you need to get is some stucko plaster shit, i've done this before when I was working masonry down in florida, you can get it at home depot of lowes, just go tell them what you need to fix , which you probably could have done in the first place if you didn't want to tell us all how you punched holes in the walls like a badass. Anyway you just mix that shit up put the first layer on the screen that you put into the wall, then two more coats, make sure they are the same texture, but that is how you fix it.

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Old 12-10-2004, 05:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The causing issues aside
First you bring this up, to make it sound like there is nothing important, but this is merely a ploy set up to make yourself seem like a badass for what would be next.

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One is a complete hole the size of a fist in the wall, and one is a couple knuckle dents.
Ooooooh, you punched a hole in the wall, what a badass. I'm glad you brought this up, especially since you yourself said it wasn't necessary. I'm sure if you go to Lowes, they'll tell you to go to the "i punched a hole in my wall" kit, rather than the "hole in the wall kit.
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Blonde, being a badass myself (understatement), i think you should post a pic of the holes in the wall to show these fuckers whats going to happen to their faces if they get buttnaked and tussle with you.

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Old 12-10-2004, 06:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
The causing issues aside
First you bring this up, to make it sound like there is nothing important, but this is merely a ploy set up to make yourself seem like a badass for what would be next.

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One is a complete hole the size of a fist in the wall, and one is a couple knuckle dents.
Ooooooh, you punched a hole in the wall, what a badass. I'm glad you brought this up, especially since you yourself said it wasn't necessary. I'm sure if you go to Lowes, they'll tell you to go to the "i punched a hole in my wall" kit, rather than the "hole in the wall kit.
" And don't forget to pick up the "erase nuckle marks magically" solution, rather than the "dent" solution.
</font>[/quote]A. I am a badass, and even if you don't agree with this statement, I can always take comfort in the
fact that you wouldnt start shit with me.

B. I was not trying to steer around the fact that I punched holes in the wall, but rather the causing issues of WHY, which mainly have to do with me being stupid, drunk, and angry. I'm not an attention whore, I just didn't want to get onto the issue much, which undoubtedly would have surfaced through questioning of where the holes came from anyways. I hate the people who "subtley" lead into situations with hints, just so others can ask about them more about it. I have nothing to prove to anybody on this site. Ass.

C. Maybe you didnt notice, but the post was made at 2:30 AM, at which point, despite my apparent excellent drunk typing skills, I was pretty wasted.

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Old 12-11-2004, 03:03 AM   #12 (permalink)
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but you are a badass right?

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Old 12-11-2004, 03:32 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Nothing serious, but in the past week I have put 2 significanlty large bruises on my girlfriends face. The causing issues aside, I need a good way to hide them. I have apprx. 2 weeks to do so, so I have time, but I'd like to get them fixed as soon as possible so her parents don't see them when she gets home for christmas. One is a complete hole the size of a fist in a wall, and one is a couple knuckle dents. Any suggestions? I know makeup works, somehow, but I don't know antyhing about the science of the cosmetics. But seriously, it was just a one time thing and not a big deal and it will never happen again. I was just really drunk and she was being really bitchy. Thanks.

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Old 12-11-2004, 04:10 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Hey guys.
I have some holes in the wall in my appartment.
Does anybody know how to fix them?
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Yo. I totally shot a shotgun in the house and put holes in the wall, it's not a big deal why I was shooting a shotgun in the house. I just was wondering if anybody knew how to fix shotgun holes and/or the blood of 12 russian mafia members (perhaps i should wipe the blood off?) and fix the holes from the shots that went through the Russian mobsters and went into my wall now have to be fixed, I really don't know what to do.
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nothing serious guys, but i'm such a badass, I beat myself up last night and broke my nose. does anyone know how to fix that.

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yah, i think you can get kits for it at wal mart. just put on this screen and put the flesh colored plaster on there...works like a charm.

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hahaha

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Guys, I need to phone number of a good body shop. I have recently acquired some holes in my car. (No real reason why). I didn't bother to look in the phone book because I thought you all would know of a shop that could fix bulletholes and shrapnel from my insane rage when I shot up my own car cus I'm such a badass.
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What store sells bulk lye the cheapest?

Follow up question, any tips on how to get this rotting smell out of my deep freezer?
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hahaha, this is great.

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Hey there all, today I think I pulled a muscle, don't even bother with the reason cause its really not important... does anyone know any good ointments that i can rub on my soar calf muscles? Uprooting a tree with your bare hands to shake off some steam can require a lil' heavy lifting, if you know what I mean...heheheheh, lols

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hey i have a hole in my ass, im not sure where it came from.
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Well judging from your name, its obvious I must have given it to you. Hows the infection doing?

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ya I need some help guys nothing serious, but I think this whole thing has run its course so lets just stop, hows that sound.

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