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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-18-2005, 09:10 PM

If you were a pizza, would you rather taste good, be eaten and turned into poo, or taste bad, be thrown away to turn into mold?
Please feel free to share your thoughts.

09-18-2005, 09:46 PM

I would taste good and be eaten.

But I would actually contain aresenic and kill the person who ate me.

theMerciless1 · 09-18-2005, 09:50 PM

i would never pass up the chance to become poo

Repugnant Abomination · 09-18-2005, 09:51 PM

I would be eaten, but only if it was a hot chick.

Orgazmo · 09-19-2005, 01:17 AM

I don't mean to add rules to ID's hypothetical question...but I'd imagnie that specifying who eats you is completely out of the question. That said, I'd say that there are far more dudes that eat pizza than hot chicks. And, on top of this, the likelihood that you'd be entirely consumed by one person alone is small. Instead, I think it'd be safe to assume that you would be turned into the poo of many people.

All of this said, I choose to be eaten.

I'm glad we talked.

Ironic Mustache · 09-19-2005, 12:50 PM

If you get eaten by a dude and you're a male pizza, that means you're gay.

Orgazmo · 09-19-2005, 01:33 PM

Of course.

So I guess it really comes down to a question of your inner self. Would you rather fulfil your destiny, all the while taking a chance of being homosexual...or ensure your sexuality as you turn into a pile of waste?

I'd roll the dice.

ninjaface · 09-19-2005, 01:37 PM

Not being eaten by someone is more of a risk to your sexuality. If you are a pizza and you get throw away some kind of animal could eat you. So if you get eaten by an animal, thats beastiality. If the animal is of the same sex as you, its gay beastiality.

Mr. Blonde · 09-19-2005, 01:38 PM

You're going to turn into a pile of waste anyways. I'm going with mold.

Ironic Mustache · 09-19-2005, 02:13 PM

If you get thrown away, you might also be eaten by a bum and that would make you a hobosexual.

Mr. Blonde · 09-19-2005, 02:14 PM

negative. if i choose to be thrown away i mold and rot.

Ironic Mustache · 09-19-2005, 02:20 PM

Hobos are not above eating mold. Quit being so hobophobic.

Mr. Blonde · 09-19-2005, 02:26 PM

But that's not one of the options. The options were be good-get eaten-turn to poo, and not be good-mold-rot. I choose the latter.

09-19-2005, 05:33 PM

You know, I don't think we've been precise about this thread:

What kind of pizza am I?
I could be New York Thin Crust
or Chicago Deep Dish
or even a frozen pizza from a grocery store.

Until we clear up all variables, I'm affraid I'm going to have to change my stance to 'undecided.'

Edit: and for each of these variables... who is the one consuming the pizza? Because it goes without saying it's better to be eaten by a super hot babe than a 300 lb African American woman.

[ September 19, 2005, 03:36 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-19-2005, 06:08 PM

What kind of pizza you are is irrelevant, you're either a good pizza which of course means you get eaten because nobody ever throws away good pizza, or a bad pizza, in which you get thrown away and possibly eaten by animals. Even the slightest chance of committing gay bestiality makes me go with the former. And besides, I'm not hobophobic or anything but I'd rather be eaten by someone who bought the pizza in the first place rather than end up becoming poo that ends up rolled in a newspaper in a dirty allyway. If I'm gonna be poo I damned well better end up in a toilet.

MAGICLIT · 09-19-2005, 07:08 PM

What kind of pizza you are is extremely relevant dork, you crazy bastard.

Carnivorous Flavor · 09-19-2005, 10:25 PM

i'd like to be eaten, but i would ask that i be shat out into the woods, "au-naturale"......

thank you.

Saint DH · 09-19-2005, 11:09 PM

I would like to be eaten, but hopefully I'd be a nice dry shit so there would be no wiping. I'd hate to get wiped up by toliet paper. I'd much rather be one big solid turd.

theMerciless1 · 09-20-2005, 12:50 AM

i wanna be dysentery, yeah bloody diarreah

Carnivorous Flavor · 09-20-2005, 01:24 AM

thats par for the course around here dog. i'll eat you.

Heaven Can Wait · 09-20-2005, 03:14 PM

Girls worthy of eating you dont eat pizza.
Id rather rot than join fellow pizza in the sewers.

Repugnant Abomination · 09-20-2005, 03:21 PM

I want to dispell this myth about hot women not eating pizza right now. It's simply not true!

If a hot woman eats you (and they do!) you won't be made into poo you'll be made into vomit, cause we all know those hot bitches are all bulimic.

This adds a frightenly new dynamic.

underwater · 09-21-2005, 01:34 AM

This is getting too complicated.

I would rather be eaten, and shat.

My reasoning?

That seems quicker and less painful than rotting in a trash can somewhere. And you'd die happy knowing that you brought joy to someone's life, whereas you'd have no feeling of accompishment if you were a terrible pizza and were thrown away.

Repugnant Abomination · 09-21-2005, 01:35 AM

Yeah but what if you were eaten by your worst enemy, and he talked mad shit the whole time? Would you still want to bring joy to their life then?!!?!?

underwater · 09-21-2005, 01:37 AM

Yes. I love everyone. Even my worst enemies.

09-18-2005, 09:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	If you were a pizza, would you rather taste good, be eaten and turned into poo, or taste bad, be thrown away to turn into mold? Please feel free to share your thoughts.
	#YOLO

09-18-2005, 09:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I would taste good and be eaten. But I would actually contain aresenic and kill the person who ate me.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

09-18-2005, 09:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i would never pass up the chance to become poo
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

09-19-2005, 12:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	If you get eaten by a dude and you're a male pizza, that means you're gay.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-19-2005, 01:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	You're going to turn into a pile of waste anyways. I'm going with mold.
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09-18-2005, 09:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	I would be eaten, but only if it was a hot chick.

09-19-2005, 01:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I don't mean to add rules to ID's hypothetical question...but I'd imagnie that specifying who eats you is completely out of the question. That said, I'd say that there are far more dudes that eat pizza than hot chicks. And, on top of this, the likelihood that you'd be entirely consumed by one person alone is small. Instead, I think it'd be safe to assume that you would be turned into the poo of many people. All of this said, I choose to be eaten. I'm glad we talked.

09-19-2005, 01:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Of course. So I guess it really comes down to a question of your inner self. Would you rather fulfil your destiny, all the while taking a chance of being homosexual...or ensure your sexuality as you turn into a pile of waste? I'd roll the dice.

09-19-2005, 01:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Not being eaten by someone is more of a risk to your sexuality. If you are a pizza and you get throw away some kind of animal could eat you. So if you get eaten by an animal, thats beastiality. If the animal is of the same sex as you, its gay beastiality.

09-19-2005, 02:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	If you get thrown away, you might also be eaten by a bum and that would make you a hobosexual.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-19-2005, 02:14 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	negative. if i choose to be thrown away i mold and rot.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-19-2005, 02:20 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Hobos are not above eating mold. Quit being so hobophobic.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-19-2005, 02:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	But that's not one of the options. The options were be good-get eaten-turn to poo, and not be good-mold-rot. I choose the latter.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-19-2005, 05:33 PM	#14 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	You know, I don't think we've been precise about this thread: What kind of pizza am I? I could be New York Thin Crust or Chicago Deep Dish or even a frozen pizza from a grocery store. Until we clear up all variables, I'm affraid I'm going to have to change my stance to 'undecided.' Edit: and for each of these variables... who is the one consuming the pizza? Because it goes without saying it's better to be eaten by a super hot babe than a 300 lb African American woman. [ September 19, 2005, 03:36 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

09-19-2005, 06:08 PM	#15 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	What kind of pizza you are is irrelevant, you're either a good pizza which of course means you get eaten because nobody ever throws away good pizza, or a bad pizza, in which you get thrown away and possibly eaten by animals. Even the slightest chance of committing gay bestiality makes me go with the former. And besides, I'm not hobophobic or anything but I'd rather be eaten by someone who bought the pizza in the first place rather than end up becoming poo that ends up rolled in a newspaper in a dirty allyway. If I'm gonna be poo I damned well better end up in a toilet.
	#YOLO

09-19-2005, 07:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	What kind of pizza you are is extremely relevant dork, you crazy bastard.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

09-19-2005, 10:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	i'd like to be eaten, but i would ask that i be shat out into the woods, "au-naturale"...... thank you.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

09-19-2005, 11:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	I would like to be eaten, but hopefully I'd be a nice dry shit so there would be no wiping. I'd hate to get wiped up by toliet paper. I'd much rather be one big solid turd.

09-20-2005, 12:50 AM	#19 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i wanna be dysentery, yeah bloody diarreah
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

09-20-2005, 01:24 AM	#20 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	thats par for the course around here dog. i'll eat you.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

09-20-2005, 03:14 PM	#21 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	Girls worthy of eating you dont eat pizza. Id rather rot than join fellow pizza in the sewers.
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

09-20-2005, 03:21 PM	#22 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	I want to dispell this myth about hot women not eating pizza right now. It's simply not true! If a hot woman eats you (and they do!) you won't be made into poo you'll be made into vomit, cause we all know those hot bitches are all bulimic. This adds a frightenly new dynamic.

09-21-2005, 01:34 AM	#23 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	This is getting too complicated. I would rather be eaten, and shat. My reasoning? That seems quicker and less painful than rotting in a trash can somewhere. And you'd die happy knowing that you brought joy to someone's life, whereas you'd have no feeling of accompishment if you were a terrible pizza and were thrown away.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

09-21-2005, 01:35 AM	#24 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Yeah but what if you were eaten by your worst enemy, and he talked mad shit the whole time? Would you still want to bring joy to their life then?!!?!?

09-21-2005, 01:37 AM	#25 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Yes. I love everyone. Even my worst enemies.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.