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jubblies · 04-15-2004, 11:24 PM

I've always been a fan of the "Would you rather..." game and thought an interesting thread would be to see some good ones and get some good answers. One of my personal favorites that has traumatized me for life came from a good buddy of mine:

Would you rather walk in on your grandmother masturbating or have your grandmother walk in on YOU masturbating?

Orgazmo · 04-15-2004, 11:34 PM

There are actually quite a few of these "would you rather"'s buried deep within this forum.

Personally, I'd rather do the walking in. I'd hang myself afterwards, though.

Nathan · 04-15-2004, 11:37 PM

Id rather be walked in on. My grandma being the mother of 9, I wouldn't be surprised if thats something shes walked in on before.

Mr. Blonde · 04-15-2004, 11:52 PM

I'd rather walk in on...and take pictures, and threaten to send them to everybody she knows and post them around town unles she leave sme the rest of her money in her inheritance.

Ugly Bastard · 04-16-2004, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Personally, I'd rather do the walking in. I'd hang myself afterwards, though.

A la Ball State Girl?

-Ugly Bastard

StabMaster Arson · 04-16-2004, 03:40 AM

there's a whole lotta hanging going on

benegesseritwitch · 04-18-2004, 11:06 PM

I would much rather be walked in on.

.:shiver:.

[ April 19, 2004, 07:22 AM: Message edited by: benegesseritwitch ]

George Sherman · 04-19-2004, 12:58 AM

I'd rather have her walk in on me and finish the job. hahaha

Niger Angelus · 04-19-2004, 12:08 PM

Twisted.

Idontwanna · 04-20-2004, 09:37 AM

Wow, thats sick.

Zelart · 04-20-2004, 11:44 PM

What if your into necrophilia then your grandmother caught you beatin your meat and died would you have sex with her liveless limp crusty body?

Calamity Jane · 04-21-2004, 12:04 AM

that's just wrong.

AcTivE · 04-21-2004, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zelart:
What if your into necrophilia then your grandmother caught you beatin your meat and died would you have sex with her liveless limp crusty body?

this guy would

http://www.nubblies.net/cgi-bin/ubb/...c/f/5/t/000320

Carson Mandalay · 04-21-2004, 05:34 PM

Ive got one. Would you rather have a needle shoved up the hole in your penis or be fucked in the ass by a guy?

Idontwanna · 04-21-2004, 08:21 PM

I don't have a penis so I guess I am gonna have to choose getting fucked in the ass by a guy.

Saint DH · 04-21-2004, 09:47 PM

I have a penis, and this is actually kind of a tough choice just b/c the thought of sticking a needle in my penis hole makes me cringe. Nevertheless, that's what I'd do.

George Sherman · 04-21-2004, 11:31 PM

I would definitely go with the penis hole with the needle on this one.

Would you rather have a marble shoved up your penis hole, or a softball up the ass?

Saint DH · 04-22-2004, 12:20 AM

I honestly don't think it's possible to stick a marble in your penis hole. Unless you use some device to widen the hole. I guess the same would be true for the softball in the ass though.

[ April 21, 2004, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Orgazmo · 04-22-2004, 12:21 AM

You could stick a jet in your penis hole if you wanted to bad enough. Without severe injury? That's another story...

Saint DH · 04-22-2004, 01:00 AM

You know what Orgazmo, you're right. Just finished cramming a 747 down my penis hole. Kind of a tight fit, but it fit nonetheless.

Stu Piddasle · 04-22-2004, 02:34 PM

alright fellas I got one, The age old question,

Would you rather have your parents watch you have sex or you watch your parents have sex?

Personally I would rather have my parents watch me, but it would be kinda hard to know your parents are watching you as you piledrive your old lady.

Saint DH · 04-22-2004, 02:53 PM

I'd rather have them watch me.

George Sherman · 04-22-2004, 10:14 PM

Them watch me, hey they have walked in on me before, so they should be used to it...right.

underwater · 04-22-2004, 11:05 PM

dear lord.... the choices are both so freaking terrible..

i dunno... i guess it would be better for them to watch you have sex... cuz at least you can TRY to enjoy yourself and forget about them being there... whereas if you had to watch them... ugh. you would NOT be enjoying yourself, at ALL.

still. both situations...... awful.

Niger Angelus · 04-23-2004, 09:06 AM

Yeah, I would rather them watch me. Ugh.

04-15-2004, 11:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I'd rather walk in on...and take pictures, and threaten to send them to everybody she knows and post them around town unles she leave sme the rest of her money in her inheritance.
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04-16-2004, 03:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	there's a whole lotta hanging going on
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04-19-2004, 12:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	I'd rather have her walk in on me and finish the job. hahaha
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-19-2004, 12:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Twisted.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

04-20-2004, 09:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
Idontwanna Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Silverlake, IN Posts: 62 Internets: 10	Wow, thats sick.
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04-15-2004, 11:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
jubblies Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 42 Internets: 10	I've always been a fan of the "Would you rather..." game and thought an interesting thread would be to see some good ones and get some good answers. One of my personal favorites that has traumatized me for life came from a good buddy of mine: Would you rather walk in on your grandmother masturbating or have your grandmother walk in on YOU masturbating?

04-15-2004, 11:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	There are actually quite a few of these "would you rather"'s buried deep within this forum. Personally, I'd rather do the walking in. I'd hang myself afterwards, though.

04-15-2004, 11:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Nathan Nasty Nate Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 627 Internets: 4881	Id rather be walked in on. My grandma being the mother of 9, I wouldn't be surprised if thats something shes walked in on before.

04-18-2004, 11:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
benegesseritwitch Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Duluth, Minnesota, USA Posts: 47 Internets: 10	I would much rather be walked in on. .:shiver:. [ April 19, 2004, 07:22 AM: Message edited by: benegesseritwitch ]

04-20-2004, 11:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
Zelart Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: warsaw indiana Posts: 51 Internets: 10	What if your into necrophilia then your grandmother caught you beatin your meat and died would you have sex with her liveless limp crusty body?
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04-21-2004, 12:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
Calamity Jane Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 309 Internets: 10	that's just wrong.

04-21-2004, 05:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
Carson Mandalay Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New York, NY Posts: 30 Internets: 10	Ive got one. Would you rather have a needle shoved up the hole in your penis or be fucked in the ass by a guy?

04-21-2004, 08:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
Idontwanna Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Silverlake, IN Posts: 62 Internets: 10	I don't have a penis so I guess I am gonna have to choose getting fucked in the ass by a guy.
	What's the point in smiling if you have no one to smile for?

04-21-2004, 09:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	I have a penis, and this is actually kind of a tough choice just b/c the thought of sticking a needle in my penis hole makes me cringe. Nevertheless, that's what I'd do.

04-21-2004, 11:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	I would definitely go with the penis hole with the needle on this one. Would you rather have a marble shoved up your penis hole, or a softball up the ass?
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-22-2004, 12:20 AM	#18 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	I honestly don't think it's possible to stick a marble in your penis hole. Unless you use some device to widen the hole. I guess the same would be true for the softball in the ass though. [ April 21, 2004, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

04-22-2004, 12:21 AM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	You could stick a jet in your penis hole if you wanted to bad enough. Without severe injury? That's another story...

04-22-2004, 01:00 AM	#20 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	You know what Orgazmo, you're right. Just finished cramming a 747 down my penis hole. Kind of a tight fit, but it fit nonetheless.

04-22-2004, 02:34 PM	#21 (permalink)
Stu Piddasle Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 58 Internets: 10	alright fellas I got one, The age old question, Would you rather have your parents watch you have sex or you watch your parents have sex? Personally I would rather have my parents watch me, but it would be kinda hard to know your parents are watching you as you piledrive your old lady.
	- Stu Piddasle

04-22-2004, 02:53 PM	#22 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	I'd rather have them watch me.

04-22-2004, 10:14 PM	#23 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Them watch me, hey they have walked in on me before, so they should be used to it...right.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-22-2004, 11:05 PM	#24 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	dear lord.... the choices are both so freaking terrible.. i dunno... i guess it would be better for them to watch you have sex... cuz at least you can TRY to enjoy yourself and forget about them being there... whereas if you had to watch them... ugh. you would NOT be enjoying yourself, at ALL. still. both situations...... awful.
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04-23-2004, 09:06 AM	#25 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yeah, I would rather them watch me. Ugh.
	I enjoy knives and fire.