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Repugnant Abomination · 05-09-2005, 04:03 PM

And take drugs to ease the pain are cheating the system! God made birth painful for a reason dammit. As a man one of the great joys I have is knowing I never have to go through the agony of child birth, but now these crazy bitches are side stepping it! They've tipped the gender balance and now everything is all off whack! It would be like men finding a miracle drug that made it so we didn't have to shave our faces every morning anymore. There are certain things as humans we have to accept. One of them is child birth is going to hurt. Those apple stealing bitches made their bed and now they have to sleep in it, right on the wet spot (Ironic Mustache 05). I mean shit back in the day cave woman chicks just bit their bottom lip and dealt with it. Women today are just to pampered. No pain no gain.

[ May 09, 2005, 02:06 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

Ironic Mustache · 05-09-2005, 04:07 PM

It's true. The act of the stolen apple was the reason god made birth painful. It's because the shame of mankind is the fault of eve. Women get sever pain for hours on end, and we get the orgasm. Sounds like god knows the truth...

bloodyfart · 05-09-2005, 04:38 PM

nice troll job. i would like to see you endure an orange coming out of your urethra and not ask for drugs.

05-09-2005, 04:42 PM

There has to be something that we can do to make up for this treachery.

As men, we cannot allow the practice of cheating childbirth pain to continue.

Ironic Mustache · 05-09-2005, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
nice troll job. i would like to see you endure an orange coming out of your urethra and not ask for drugs.

Hey we didn't steal the fucking apple, that bitch tricked us.

bloodyfart · 05-09-2005, 04:54 PM

what do you expect of a lesser creature?

Ironic Mustache · 05-09-2005, 05:23 PM

We put mexicans in jail.

MAGICLIT · 05-09-2005, 05:39 PM

Repug you motherfucker, how can you compare childbirth to shaving your face? Talk about apples and oranges.

So I guess men are cheating when they go in for a colonoscopy huh? would you rather have no drugs and feel the excruciating pain in your ass, or have your pain lessened.

And for the record, drugs during childbirth doesnt mean there is NO pain it means that the pain is less excruciating.

Word of advice: dont speak on a subject you know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about.

Ironic Mustache · 05-09-2005, 05:44 PM

God didn't make colonoscopy painful as a punishment. He did make childbirth painful as punishment, so deal with it. You just couldn't keep your hands off of the forbidden fruit now could you? Trilfing ass breezies...

MAGICLIT · 05-09-2005, 05:53 PM

Childbirth should be painful(its living being coming outside of your body), however its not a punishment.

If anything, God decided childbirth is a woman's job because women are in every sense of the word STRONGER than men, which is why we outlive men in the longrun.

05-09-2005, 05:54 PM

Felching ass pirate hooker, leave the fruit alone.

Edit: Who are you to talk about this subject?

You're just a woman. A woman with a brain 1/3 the size of a man's brain. It's science.

[ May 09, 2005, 03:56 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

Ironic Mustache · 05-09-2005, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
Childbirth should be painful(its living being coming outside of your body), however its not a punishment.

If anything, God decided childbirth is a woman's job because women are in every sense of the word STRONGER than men, which is why we outlive men in the longrun.

Genesis would argue differently.

16-To the woman he said, "I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you."

MAGICLIT · 05-09-2005, 06:04 PM

Okay, I'm done, I realize you boys like making threads with intentions of pissing off women, good one, but we (real women) all know the Truth regarding status............Snootch to the Nootch you bitches

EDIT: Stache, I refuse to believe in a book written by MAN, so don't try to throw the book of Genesis at me okay, there is little truth in it

[ May 09, 2005, 04:10 PM: Message edited by: MAGICLIT ]

Ironic Mustache · 05-09-2005, 06:06 PM

pwn3d!1!11oneonewon

MAGICLIT · 05-09-2005, 06:12 PM

who got owned? I must have missed that........nice try though you silly boy

bloodyfart · 05-09-2005, 06:36 PM

"I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you."

part of ruling over people is caring for your subjects. being a ruler means being compassionate and empathetic to the needs and pains of those you rule. thus, this is a call for care from men,too.

StabMaster Arson · 05-09-2005, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
who got owned? I must have missed that........nice try though you silly boy

not only did you get owned, you got...

Repugnant Abomination · 05-09-2005, 07:04 PM

Bwuahahahahaaahahaaha! Who knew Magic Bitch was a man hating fem nazi biotch!?

Well we do now! Trick ass bitch.

And shame on you ho's for taking the easy way out. It hurts the baby. Plus millions of women before you had succesful child birth when drugs weren't available. Face it, you've turned into sissies!

[ May 09, 2005, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

Ironic Mustache · 05-09-2005, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
EDIT: Stache, I refuse to believe in a book written by MAN, so don't try to throw the book of Genesis at me okay, there is little truth in it

I threw the book at you.

MAGICLIT · 05-09-2005, 07:20 PM

whatever, I'll be the good wife and say "honey, you are right" when I'm really right, just doing what I got to do to shut the man up

A wise person once said:
A man may be the HEAD of the household, however, the woman is the NECK, she turns the head to whatever suits her best.

Ironic Mustache · 05-09-2005, 08:04 PM

and a wise man turned around and bitch slapped that hoe for talking out of line.

MAGICLIT · 05-09-2005, 08:09 PM

It's a good thing you're short stache, otherwise who would hold your chica's purse when she rides on the matterhorn cuz you couldn't meet the height requirement...........

Repugnant Abomination · 05-09-2005, 08:11 PM

Oh snap!!!

Ironic Mustache · 05-09-2005, 08:22 PM

BuuuuuuuUUUuUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUURrrrRrR Rnnn.

MAGICLIT · 05-09-2005, 08:25 PM

Yes indeed, Oode-fuckin-lolly, have a good day boys, talk to you's tomorrow

05-09-2005, 04:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It's true. The act of the stolen apple was the reason god made birth painful. It's because the shame of mankind is the fault of eve. Women get sever pain for hours on end, and we get the orgasm. Sounds like god knows the truth...
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-09-2005, 04:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	nice troll job. i would like to see you endure an orange coming out of your urethra and not ask for drugs.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

05-09-2005, 04:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	There has to be something that we can do to make up for this treachery. As men, we cannot allow the practice of cheating childbirth pain to continue.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

05-09-2005, 04:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	what do you expect of a lesser creature?
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

05-09-2005, 05:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	We put mexicans in jail.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-09-2005, 04:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	And take drugs to ease the pain are cheating the system! God made birth painful for a reason dammit. As a man one of the great joys I have is knowing I never have to go through the agony of child birth, but now these crazy bitches are side stepping it! They've tipped the gender balance and now everything is all off whack! It would be like men finding a miracle drug that made it so we didn't have to shave our faces every morning anymore. There are certain things as humans we have to accept. One of them is child birth is going to hurt. Those apple stealing bitches made their bed and now they have to sleep in it, right on the wet spot (Ironic Mustache 05). I mean shit back in the day cave woman chicks just bit their bottom lip and dealt with it. Women today are just to pampered. No pain no gain. [ May 09, 2005, 02:06 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

05-09-2005, 05:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Repug you motherfucker, how can you compare childbirth to shaving your face? Talk about apples and oranges. So I guess men are cheating when they go in for a colonoscopy huh? would you rather have no drugs and feel the excruciating pain in your ass, or have your pain lessened. And for the record, drugs during childbirth doesnt mean there is NO pain it means that the pain is less excruciating. Word of advice: dont speak on a subject you know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-09-2005, 05:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	God didn't make colonoscopy painful as a punishment. He did make childbirth painful as punishment, so deal with it. You just couldn't keep your hands off of the forbidden fruit now could you? Trilfing ass breezies...
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-09-2005, 05:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Childbirth should be painful(its living being coming outside of your body), however its not a punishment. If anything, God decided childbirth is a woman's job because women are in every sense of the word STRONGER than men, which is why we outlive men in the longrun.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-09-2005, 05:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Felching ass pirate hooker, leave the fruit alone. Edit: Who are you to talk about this subject? You're just a woman. A woman with a brain 1/3 the size of a man's brain. It's science. [ May 09, 2005, 03:56 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

05-09-2005, 06:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Okay, I'm done, I realize you boys like making threads with intentions of pissing off women, good one, but we (real women) all know the Truth regarding status............Snootch to the Nootch you bitches EDIT: Stache, I refuse to believe in a book written by MAN, so don't try to throw the book of Genesis at me okay, there is little truth in it [ May 09, 2005, 04:10 PM: Message edited by: MAGICLIT ]
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-09-2005, 06:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	pwn3d!1!11oneonewon
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-09-2005, 06:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	who got owned? I must have missed that........nice try though you silly boy
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-09-2005, 06:36 PM	#16 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	"I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you." part of ruling over people is caring for your subjects. being a ruler means being compassionate and empathetic to the needs and pains of those you rule. thus, this is a call for care from men,too.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

05-09-2005, 07:04 PM	#18 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Bwuahahahahaaahahaaha! Who knew Magic Bitch was a man hating fem nazi biotch!? Well we do now! Trick ass bitch. And shame on you ho's for taking the easy way out. It hurts the baby. Plus millions of women before you had succesful child birth when drugs weren't available. Face it, you've turned into sissies! [ May 09, 2005, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

05-09-2005, 07:20 PM	#20 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	whatever, I'll be the good wife and say "honey, you are right" when I'm really right, just doing what I got to do to shut the man up A wise person once said: A man may be the HEAD of the household, however, the woman is the NECK, she turns the head to whatever suits her best.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-09-2005, 08:04 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	and a wise man turned around and bitch slapped that hoe for talking out of line.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-09-2005, 08:09 PM	#22 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	It's a good thing you're short stache, otherwise who would hold your chica's purse when she rides on the matterhorn cuz you couldn't meet the height requirement...........
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-09-2005, 08:11 PM	#23 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Oh snap!!!

05-09-2005, 08:22 PM	#24 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	BuuuuuuuUUUuUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUURrrrRrR Rnnn.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-09-2005, 08:25 PM	#25 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Yes indeed, Oode-fuckin-lolly, have a good day boys, talk to you's tomorrow
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

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