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Unread 09-08-2003, 05:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Lets say any girl you ever have sex with again, whether it's the same girl or lots of different ones always does one of the two:

1 - screams uncontrollably
2 - cries uncontrollably

Things to consider:
1 - Now this isn't like moaning at all... and I'm not talking about the good screaming a girl might do. This is random, spuratic, sharp screams. Very loud and very annoying.

2 - Not weeping. A crazy ass crying which involves lots of really loud sobs, lots of tears, and the girl acts like her whole family was murdered and she's being stabbed to death at the same time.

So which would you rather have?

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Unread 09-08-2003, 05:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh, and I know you'd rather have neither, but just pick one for the sake of the ToT.

And females, please reverse the scenario so it fits accordingly.

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I'll take the crying. I'm used to it that way.

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I think the crying would freak me out a bit, make me feel bad. But then the screaming would make me feel like I was raping her, even though I probably am. I think I'll go with the crying.
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I'll go with the screaming. All I have to do to fix that is fill her mouth...
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Unread 09-08-2003, 07:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Id go with screaming too, ive grown up in a house full of girls, ive learned to deal with noise.
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I think it'd be nice to not be the only one cryin during sex.

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Definately the screaming.

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Going to have to go with crying. I think it would be weird if a guy were just randomly screaming and it would probably freak me out. Either one is abnormal, but crying just isn't as freakish.

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Malibu, I'll make you scream and cry.
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Malibu, I'll make you scream and cry.
Genital Herpes has that effect on people.

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Not what I meant at all, but still, I have to give you props on that one, I laughed aloud.
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She probably going to be screaming when she sees me naked anyway, so I'll go with that.
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*snicker*

Anyway, I'm gonna go with the screaming. While we'd have to find a place to do it where there weren't other people in the vicinity (rape charges abound!), I think that I'd be willing to make that sacrifice, since I hate crying. And the crying would definitely have an effect on the performance.
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Yeah, besides Chuck, you're going to have that bell going off, too.
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crying. that way all you would have to do is leave her to stop crying. then comeback when she's done. you also wouldn't be able to hear her crying (much like her screams) from another country

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VOL, you don't get it. It's a permanent thing. She will always be crying when you have sex...
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But VOL won't ever have to worry about anyone screaming or crying for the extent of his time here on Earth....
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I'd take both, because chances are I'm raping the bitch anyways...
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</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Pliedes:
Malibu, I'll make you scream and cry.
Genital Herpes has that effect on people.

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</font>[/quote]Oh man that was funny... or not. You of all people should know I'm not as slutty as everyone tries to make me sound, UB. I believe you know what incident I am speaking of. But if not, just PM me and then we'll see ok.

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