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Orgazmo · 01-16-2005, 07:57 PM

Do you ever fear that ghosts are watching while you masturbate?

I do. If I was a ghost, I'd probably watch people masturbate (only chicks though, I"m not gay or anything)...though I'd probably cause some type of crash to make my presence known right before they finished. That'd certainly cause some unrest.

tonguegina · 01-16-2005, 08:06 PM

I can't say that I've ever worried about ghosts watching me masturbate, but I do agree that I would watch chicks if I were a ghost.

Ugly Bastard · 01-16-2005, 08:08 PM

This is the gayest thing ever.

Of course ghosts watch me while I masturbate.

-Ugly Bastard

AcTivE · 01-16-2005, 08:10 PM

The thought has crossed my mind...

Orgazmo · 01-16-2005, 08:16 PM

This all came about when I was having a talk with Stabmaster regarding his roommate possibly being dead. He voiced concern that her watching would cross his mind as he masturbated...a concern which mirrored a thought or two that I have had in the past.

I'm glad to see that this type of thing is normal.

AcTivE · 01-16-2005, 08:21 PM

I think it sucks when there is a big group watching. They can talk to each other so you know they are making fun of you...

StabMaster Arson · 01-16-2005, 08:22 PM

I have a special hat that I wear during masturbation... I've convinced myself that this hat keeps ghosts from being able to see me.

VOL · 01-16-2005, 10:34 PM

As long as you don't think about dead people while you do it.

tonguegina · 01-16-2005, 10:44 PM

What's wrong with that?

Orgazmo · 01-16-2005, 11:32 PM

I don't think ghosts can read minds anyway...so what's it really matter what you're thinking about?

I'm calling complete shenanigans post #8 in this thread.

StabMaster Arson · 01-16-2005, 11:51 PM

care to explain?

ninjaface · 01-17-2005, 12:41 AM

Do I ever fear that ghosts are watching while I masturbate?

No.

Do I ever wish that ghosts are watching while I masturbate?

Constantly.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-17-2005, 12:48 AM

I wonder if Martin Luther King Jr. has ever seen me masturbate.

StabMaster Arson · 01-17-2005, 12:49 AM

it's probably mostly your dead relatives that watch you.

StabMaster Arson · 01-17-2005, 01:03 AM

*drunk girl posting under my name*
..........please ignore...........

[ January 16, 2005, 10:09 PM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

George Sherman · 01-18-2005, 07:41 PM

What if Jesus is watching you masturbate?

Orgazmo · 01-18-2005, 09:43 PM

After 2 days of polling, I think we can safely assume that exactly half of all humans worry about ghosts watching them masturbate.

Somebody call up CNN. We have a headline.

Mr. Blonde · 01-18-2005, 10:49 PM

Yes, a sample size of 10 is often times accurate enough for polls of this nature.

George Sherman · 01-18-2005, 11:14 PM

What if your neighboor is watching you masturbate?

Mr. Blonde · 01-18-2005, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Sherman:
What if your neighboor is watching you masturbate?

I'm sorry Sherman, but every post you have made today has been absolutely worthless.

George Sherman · 01-18-2005, 11:27 PM

Maybe they are, but maybe, mayber there not, maybe not so at all.

[ January 18, 2005, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]

01-18-2005, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Yes, a sample size of 10 is often times accurate enough for polls of this nature.

That was a worthless post, Mr. Blonde.

Neighbors are a genuine concern.

And yes, it is a scientific fact that Nubblies perfectly represents the entire human race proportionately.

Mr. Blonde · 01-19-2005, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:

And yes, it is a scientific fact that Nubblies perfectly represents the entire human race proportionately.

Hey fuckrag, you basically said the exact same thing I did (noting the sarcasm on both, which you obviously didn't.)

Therefore, your post is also worthless.

01-19-2005, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DJ FC:

And yes, it is a scientific fact that Nubblies perfectly represents the entire human race proportionately.

Hey fuckrag, you basically said the exact same thing I did (noting the sarcasm on both, which you obviously didn't.)

Therefore, your post is also worthless.</font>[/quote]No, you are worthless Mr. Blonde. My post was only mildly sarcastic, not calling into question Orgazmo's assumption at all. (I genuinely believe Nubblies holds the solutions to all lifes mysteries) Rather, my post was playful.
Yours, sir, sounded quite serious. And the connotation of yours is that a sample size of 10 isn't enough, when we all know it is.

Edit: be careful what you say or do, because a ghost is watching you.

[ January 18, 2005, 09:40 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

George Sherman · 01-19-2005, 12:49 AM

My neighbors watch me masturbate.

01-16-2005, 08:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	The thought has crossed my mind...
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01-16-2005, 08:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	I think it sucks when there is a big group watching. They can talk to each other so you know they are making fun of you...
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

01-16-2005, 08:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I have a special hat that I wear during masturbation... I've convinced myself that this hat keeps ghosts from being able to see me.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

01-16-2005, 10:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	As long as you don't think about dead people while you do it.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

01-16-2005, 11:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	care to explain?
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

01-16-2005, 07:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Do you ever fear that ghosts are watching while you masturbate? I do. If I was a ghost, I'd probably watch people masturbate (only chicks though, I"m not gay or anything)...though I'd probably cause some type of crash to make my presence known right before they finished. That'd certainly cause some unrest.

01-16-2005, 08:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I can't say that I've ever worried about ghosts watching me masturbate, but I do agree that I would watch chicks if I were a ghost.

01-16-2005, 08:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	This is the gayest thing ever. Of course ghosts watch me while I masturbate. -Ugly Bastard

01-16-2005, 08:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	This all came about when I was having a talk with Stabmaster regarding his roommate possibly being dead. He voiced concern that her watching would cross his mind as he masturbated...a concern which mirrored a thought or two that I have had in the past. I'm glad to see that this type of thing is normal.

01-16-2005, 10:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	What's wrong with that?

01-16-2005, 11:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I don't think ghosts can read minds anyway...so what's it really matter what you're thinking about? I'm calling complete shenanigans post #8 in this thread.

01-17-2005, 12:41 AM	#12 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Do I ever fear that ghosts are watching while I masturbate? No. Do I ever wish that ghosts are watching while I masturbate? Constantly.

01-17-2005, 12:48 AM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I wonder if Martin Luther King Jr. has ever seen me masturbate.
	#YOLO

01-17-2005, 12:49 AM	#14 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	it's probably mostly your dead relatives that watch you.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

01-17-2005, 01:03 AM	#15 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	drunk girl posting under my name ..........please ignore........... [ January 16, 2005, 10:09 PM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

01-18-2005, 10:49 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Yes, a sample size of 10 is often times accurate enough for polls of this nature.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-18-2005, 07:41 PM	#16 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	What if Jesus is watching you masturbate?
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

01-18-2005, 09:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	After 2 days of polling, I think we can safely assume that exactly half of all humans worry about ghosts watching them masturbate. Somebody call up CNN. We have a headline.

01-18-2005, 11:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	What if your neighboor is watching you masturbate?
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

01-18-2005, 11:27 PM	#21 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Maybe they are, but maybe, mayber there not, maybe not so at all. [ January 18, 2005, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

01-19-2005, 12:49 AM	#25 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	My neighbors watch me masturbate.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.