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Shigmy · 03-06-2004, 01:13 AM

Who would win in a no holds barred deathmatch, a badass pirate or a badass ninja?

VOL · 03-06-2004, 01:21 AM

Pirate, no contest.

Blackbeard would take Karate Kid anyday.

tonguegina · 03-06-2004, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
Blackbeard would take Karate Kid anyday.

The "Karate Kid" did karate dumbass...not ninjitsu. Hence the name..."Karate Kid", not "Ninja Kid".

[ March 06, 2004, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

Ugly Bastard · 03-06-2004, 03:24 AM

VOL, you forgot to vote you dumb bastard.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 03-06-2004, 03:37 AM

Trick question. Badass ninjas don't exist.

hu-HA!

tonguegina · 03-06-2004, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
VOL, you forgot to vote you dumb bastard.

-Ugly Bastard

Neither did the creator of the poll. I guess noone's perfect.

Shigmy · 03-06-2004, 06:42 AM

You're right. Thanks for reminding me. Pirates kick ass ninja ass. If all else fails they can sit on the coast with thier big ass pirate cannons and bomb the shit out of some unsuspectin ninjas. Then pillage ninja towns.

[ March 06, 2004, 04:07 AM: Message edited by: Shigmy ]

Sharton · 03-06-2004, 06:49 AM

Ninja of course, I mean who are we kidding? Give me any pirate ship and only 1 bad ass ninja and I guarantee that ninja would take over that ship. Hands down no questions asked ninjas rule and pirates are pussies who use guns...

silver and cold · 03-06-2004, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shigmy:
Pirates kick ass ninja ass.

Then why are you a ninja?

Ninja here!

Saint DH · 03-06-2004, 04:05 PM

Although I think both affiliations are pussy, I'm going to to with pirates here. Ninjas are just gay.

AcTivE · 03-06-2004, 05:05 PM

Ass pirates aren't?

Shigmy · 03-06-2004, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by silver and cold:
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Pirates kick ass ninja ass.

Then why are you a ninja?

Ninja here!</font>[/quote]I'm "incognito"...

Fruitacious B · 03-07-2004, 04:31 AM

It really wouldn't matter, becuase at the end of the fight the mobsters would come in and break everyone's kneecaps and take off with all of the money. All of this without staining their suits.

03-07-2004, 07:55 PM

Ninjas are sneaky, ill give them that, but thats about all they have going for them.

www.rum.com
http://maddox.xmission.com

Pirates kick ass.

[ March 07, 2004, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

Shigmy · 03-07-2004, 08:38 PM

Maddox has probably the best page in the entire universe. I can't even keep track of how much time I should have been working but I was too busy reading about how much pirates kick ass, beef jerky, and Bill O'Riley sucking ass.

ninjaface · 03-08-2004, 12:16 AM

http://www.ninjaturtles.com
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Need I say more?

http://www.realultimatepower.net
An informative website about Ninjas.

http://www.ninjaburger.com/
A completely Ninja-run fast food delivery service.

Ninjas win.

Fruitacious B · 03-08-2004, 01:53 AM

Goodfellas, The Godfather, Scarface.

Al Capone, John Dillinger

Joe Pesci, Robert DeNiro, Frank Sinatra.

Any Questions?

Mr. Blonde · 03-08-2004, 02:29 AM

Yeah, i was going to mention something about gangsters in there but i didnt think anybody would agree. Props Fruit

Orgazmo · 03-08-2004, 03:39 AM

It's a Pirate Vs. Ninja debate, though.

AcTivE · 03-08-2004, 04:21 AM

Mobsters like to stick there dicks in shit that doesn't relate to them.

I think the fags/mobsters should really just be one group.

Saint DH · 03-08-2004, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcTivE:
I think the fags/mobsters should really just be one group.

I agree.

03-08-2004, 10:08 PM

Something seems fishy about the results of the poll... I think a couple ninjas found a way to vote twice.

03-06-2004, 01:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Pirate, no contest. Blackbeard would take Karate Kid anyday.
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03-06-2004, 05:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	Ass pirates aren't?
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03-07-2004, 04:31 AM	#13 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	It really wouldn't matter, becuase at the end of the fight the mobsters would come in and break everyone's kneecaps and take off with all of the money. All of this without staining their suits.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

03-07-2004, 07:55 PM	#14 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Ninjas are sneaky, ill give them that, but thats about all they have going for them. www.rum.com http://maddox.xmission.com Pirates kick ass. [ March 07, 2004, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

03-08-2004, 01:53 AM	#17 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Goodfellas, The Godfather, Scarface. Al Capone, John Dillinger Joe Pesci, Robert DeNiro, Frank Sinatra. Any Questions?
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

03-06-2004, 01:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
Shigmy Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Who would win in a no holds barred deathmatch, a badass pirate or a badass ninja?

03-06-2004, 03:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	VOL, you forgot to vote you dumb bastard. -Ugly Bastard

03-06-2004, 03:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Trick question. Badass ninjas don't exist. hu-HA!

03-06-2004, 06:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
Shigmy Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 47 Internets: 10	You're right. Thanks for reminding me. Pirates kick ass ninja ass. If all else fails they can sit on the coast with thier big ass pirate cannons and bomb the shit out of some unsuspectin ninjas. Then pillage ninja towns. [ March 06, 2004, 04:07 AM: Message edited by: Shigmy ]

03-06-2004, 06:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sharton Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 25 Internets: 10	Ninja of course, I mean who are we kidding? Give me any pirate ship and only 1 bad ass ninja and I guarantee that ninja would take over that ship. Hands down no questions asked ninjas rule and pirates are pussies who use guns...

03-06-2004, 04:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	Although I think both affiliations are pussy, I'm going to to with pirates here. Ninjas are just gay.

03-07-2004, 08:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
Shigmy Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Maddox has probably the best page in the entire universe. I can't even keep track of how much time I should have been working but I was too busy reading about how much pirates kick ass, beef jerky, and Bill O'Riley sucking ass.

03-08-2004, 12:16 AM	#16 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	http://www.ninjaturtles.com Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Need I say more? http://www.realultimatepower.net An informative website about Ninjas. http://www.ninjaburger.com/ A completely Ninja-run fast food delivery service. Ninjas win.

03-08-2004, 02:29 AM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Yeah, i was going to mention something about gangsters in there but i didnt think anybody would agree. Props Fruit
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03-08-2004, 03:39 AM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	It's a Pirate Vs. Ninja debate, though.

03-08-2004, 04:21 AM	#20 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	Mobsters like to stick there dicks in shit that doesn't relate to them. I think the fags/mobsters should really just be one group.
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

03-08-2004, 10:08 PM	#22 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Something seems fishy about the results of the poll... I think a couple ninjas found a way to vote twice.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a