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victim · 12-04-2003, 10:57 PM

So...

You've had a good run.

You did all 5 things you wanted to in your life, and now it's time to sign out.

How do you want to die?

Orgazmo · 12-05-2003, 12:04 AM

I'd like to be eaten by a dinosaur. I realize it couldn't happen...but imagine an entire scene set up where I'm running from a T-Rex. The son of a bitch isn't that smart...but he's made hunt. I'm trying to outwit him by hiding and shit, but it's just not working. Finally, after a few hours of trying to cover my tracks and to pawn off his relentless stalking on other animals, I make a wrong move and uncover my exact position. The big fucker takes on in a dead spring toward me. I run...but realize it's useless. I turn around and watch him coming down on my head...and then he bites. It'd be neat.

tonguegina · 12-05-2003, 12:07 AM

I'd like to fall from a building. It would be a huge rush, then a quick and painless death. It'd be neat.

BigDongedHoe · 12-05-2003, 12:08 AM

Wow that's an amazing story Gaz', I hope it works out for you somehow.

In my sleep peacefully, if not then something badass like I'm skydiving my chute doesn't open and I slam the ground.

[ December 04, 2003, 11:39 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

Ugly Bastard · 12-05-2003, 12:15 AM

I'd like to be murdered on Live National TV. Not sure what circumstances would cause this, but I'd want to haunt the innocent's dreams forever.

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 12-05-2003, 12:17 AM

Ug, I could take care of that for you.

the Butcher · 12-05-2003, 12:21 AM

As could I my friend...

Saint DH · 12-05-2003, 12:34 AM

I would like to be bitten on the neck by a vampire. Then I could be a kick ass vampire forever. I would only "die" in a sense though, I still think it works though.

[ December 04, 2003, 11:17 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Ugly Bastard · 12-05-2003, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
Ug, I could take care of that for you.

Quote:

Originally posted by the Butcher:
As could I my friend...

Yeah that's true. After all, you guys do have easy ties to Live National TV.

How about we let me finish my 5 things before I listen to you guys try to organize some grand "Today Show" murder...

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 12-05-2003, 01:01 AM

I'll be dying in a tornado.

tonguegina · 12-05-2003, 01:25 AM

You just let me know when you are ready. It's really no trouble at all.

Alpha · 12-05-2003, 01:54 AM

I'd go peacefully in my sleep.

Pliedes · 12-05-2003, 03:50 AM

I want to be assassinated. For two reasons...
1) You have to be important to be assassinated, and it usually has political ties.
2) People who are assassinated are often deified beyond what they deserve in their deaths.

StDx · 12-05-2003, 04:27 AM

I plan on dying with both of my hands wrapped around a steering wheel... preferably the wheel of my pontiac, with the top down, doing at least 150 down some country road.

aqualarian · 12-05-2003, 11:28 AM

I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep, not like the passengers screaming in her car.

Ugly Bastard · 12-05-2003, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StDx:
I plan on dying with both of my hands wrapped around a steering wheel... preferably the wheel of my pontiac, with the top down, doing at least 150 down some country road.

Beautiful.

Quote:

Originally posted by aqualarian:
I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep, not like the passengers screaming in her car.

Hilarious.

-Ugly Bastard

Combat Chuck · 12-05-2003, 06:31 PM

Damn you Tongue. I'm supposed to be the only one who wants to die by jumping off an insanely tall building so that I could experience my true wish of wanting to fly (even though it's falling) and then end it all with a quick and painless death.

So I guess I'll swith mine to being trampled by a herd of bison.

the Butcher · 12-05-2003, 06:48 PM

Bison, eh? Personally I think that'd suck, but who am I kidding? I'm assuming all death will suck...

As for my death, I already typed it all out in another post, but I can't find it for the life of me, so fuck it. If someone can find it, tell me and I'll post the link.

Me Gustan Nalgas · 12-05-2003, 06:56 PM

I want to steal a Viper and then drive it down the wrong way down a freeway as fast as possible just to see how far I get

Orgazmo · 12-05-2003, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Me Gustan Nalgas:
I want to steal a Viper and then drive it down the wrong way down a freeway as fast as possible just to see how far I get

That would be kinda like playing the calculator game, mega-hit Falldown.

AnotherUmbrage · 12-06-2003, 12:05 AM

For me, actually something slow and painful. Why? I dont really know. But possibly being shot in the stomache and then hung by my wrists on meat hooks or something of the sort. Or if I was to say a painless death I would probably go with the usual "In my sleep peacefully" thing.

cough man · 12-06-2003, 01:33 AM

i would like to die of a heart attack right after finishing the most amazing night of wild sex in my life

Combat Chuck · 12-08-2003, 11:57 PM

You're never going to die.

sim_flex_x · 12-09-2003, 12:59 AM

i'm going to die in a house fire
don't want to, but that's just how it's gonna be

Combat Chuck · 12-09-2003, 01:10 AM

Isn't this topic about how you want to die though?

12-04-2003, 10:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	So... You've had a good run. You did all 5 things you wanted to in your life, and now it's time to sign out. How do you want to die?
	get off my internet!!!

12-05-2003, 12:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Wow that's an amazing story Gaz', I hope it works out for you somehow. In my sleep peacefully, if not then something badass like I'm skydiving my chute doesn't open and I slam the ground. [ December 04, 2003, 11:39 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

12-05-2003, 12:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	As could I my friend...
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

12-05-2003, 01:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I'll be dying in a tornado.
	I do what the fuck I want.

12-05-2003, 01:54 AM	#12 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I'd go peacefully in my sleep.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

12-05-2003, 12:04 AM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I'd like to be eaten by a dinosaur. I realize it couldn't happen...but imagine an entire scene set up where I'm running from a T-Rex. The son of a bitch isn't that smart...but he's made hunt. I'm trying to outwit him by hiding and shit, but it's just not working. Finally, after a few hours of trying to cover my tracks and to pawn off his relentless stalking on other animals, I make a wrong move and uncover my exact position. The big fucker takes on in a dead spring toward me. I run...but realize it's useless. I turn around and watch him coming down on my head...and then he bites. It'd be neat.

12-05-2003, 12:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I'd like to fall from a building. It would be a huge rush, then a quick and painless death. It'd be neat.

12-05-2003, 12:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I'd like to be murdered on Live National TV. Not sure what circumstances would cause this, but I'd want to haunt the innocent's dreams forever. -Ugly Bastard

12-05-2003, 12:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Ug, I could take care of that for you.

12-05-2003, 12:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	I would like to be bitten on the neck by a vampire. Then I could be a kick ass vampire forever. I would only "die" in a sense though, I still think it works though. [ December 04, 2003, 11:17 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

12-05-2003, 01:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	You just let me know when you are ready. It's really no trouble at all.

12-05-2003, 03:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I want to be assassinated. For two reasons... 1) You have to be important to be assassinated, and it usually has political ties. 2) People who are assassinated are often deified beyond what they deserve in their deaths.

12-05-2003, 04:27 AM	#14 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I plan on dying with both of my hands wrapped around a steering wheel... preferably the wheel of my pontiac, with the top down, doing at least 150 down some country road.

12-05-2003, 11:28 AM	#15 (permalink)
aqualarian Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 207 Internets: 10	I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep, not like the passengers screaming in her car.
	It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just a game - find the eye

12-05-2003, 06:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Damn you Tongue. I'm supposed to be the only one who wants to die by jumping off an insanely tall building so that I could experience my true wish of wanting to fly (even though it's falling) and then end it all with a quick and painless death. So I guess I'll swith mine to being trampled by a herd of bison.

12-05-2003, 06:48 PM	#18 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	Bison, eh? Personally I think that'd suck, but who am I kidding? I'm assuming all death will suck... As for my death, I already typed it all out in another post, but I can't find it for the life of me, so fuck it. If someone can find it, tell me and I'll post the link.
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

12-05-2003, 06:56 PM	#19 (permalink)
Me Gustan Nalgas Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: warsaw is where i\'m from, annapois is where i am Posts: 136 Internets: 29	I want to steal a Viper and then drive it down the wrong way down a freeway as fast as possible just to see how far I get
	:.:.: Me Gustan Nalgas :.:.:

12-06-2003, 12:05 AM	#21 (permalink)
AnotherUmbrage Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 17 Internets: 10	For me, actually something slow and painful. Why? I dont really know. But possibly being shot in the stomache and then hung by my wrists on meat hooks or something of the sort. Or if I was to say a painless death I would probably go with the usual "In my sleep peacefully" thing.

12-06-2003, 01:33 AM	#22 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	i would like to die of a heart attack right after finishing the most amazing night of wild sex in my life
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

12-08-2003, 11:57 PM	#23 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	You're never going to die.

12-09-2003, 12:59 AM	#24 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	i'm going to die in a house fire don't want to, but that's just how it's gonna be

12-09-2003, 01:10 AM	#25 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Isn't this topic about how you want to die though?