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04-22-2003, 12:09 AM

Because you bastards were greedy as fuck, God has decided that he is going to remove 2 (out of three specified) types of cheese from the planet. Because you were at least a little generous, you'll be given a list of 3 cheese types, one of which you can decide to keep in existence. The three choices are:

1.) Velveeta
2.) Cheez Whiz
3.) All cheeses in a spray can

Of these three, which will you decide to keep around?

Personally, I'd get rid of the canned cheese without a thought. The Velveeta Vs. Cheez Whiz match-up is tough, though. After much thought, I've decided that Velveeta has better overall taste; however, Cheez Whiz is more universally delicious. Because of this, I decide to keep the Whiz. How about you?

Ugly Bastard · 04-22-2003, 12:18 AM

Vel-fucking-veeta by a landslide.

I couldn't live without Shells and Cheese. (Well, I could...but, you know...).

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 04-22-2003, 12:24 AM

I fucking hate Velveeta, the texture of that cheese blows ass... it's so filmy... It ain't got shit on Muenster and Brie.

Cheez Whiz is the shit for so many things... ever tried Cheez Whiz on sour cream & onion Ritz Air Crisps? HO-LEE SHiT.

Lethal · 04-22-2003, 12:40 AM

Velveeta all the way. This really isn't that hard of a choice people, get your heads out of your asses. Velveeta is by far the best cheese to make grilled cheese sandwiches, and other food items, with.

Combat Chuck · 04-22-2003, 12:45 AM

In terms of snacking, Cheez-Whiz all the way. In terms of actual food that can fill up my stomach in a sitting, Velveeta.

So, I guess it goes to Velveeta.

At least he didn't touch string cheese. Oh man, I could eat that all day. Along with other things, but you get my point.

victim · 04-22-2003, 09:39 PM

Velveeta, and I'm killing 10 more Vegans in retribution for being smote.

goatfucker · 04-22-2003, 11:02 PM

Fuck chizz.
I eat my own jizz.

vader521 · 04-22-2003, 11:26 PM

i don't know i mean i kinda like the can cheese

i mean u can make so many works of art on a small little cracker

however im a big fan of shells and cheese

velvetta stays

04-23-2003, 02:01 AM

Velveeta all the bloody way.

[This message has been edited by pliedes (edited April 23, 2003).]

Niger Angelus · 04-23-2003, 08:14 PM

Velveeta. All the other is just fake, and not really cheese, honest.

04-22-2003, 12:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Because you bastards were greedy as fuck, God has decided that he is going to remove 2 (out of three specified) types of cheese from the planet. Because you were at least a little generous, you'll be given a list of 3 cheese types, one of which you can decide to keep in existence. The three choices are: 1.) Velveeta 2.) Cheez Whiz 3.) All cheeses in a spray can Of these three, which will you decide to keep around? Personally, I'd get rid of the canned cheese without a thought. The Velveeta Vs. Cheez Whiz match-up is tough, though. After much thought, I've decided that Velveeta has better overall taste; however, Cheez Whiz is more universally delicious. Because of this, I decide to keep the Whiz. How about you?
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04-23-2003, 02:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Velveeta all the bloody way. [This message has been edited by pliedes (edited April 23, 2003).]
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04-22-2003, 12:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Vel-fucking-veeta by a landslide. I couldn't live without Shells and Cheese. (Well, I could...but, you know...). -Ugly Bastard

04-22-2003, 12:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I fucking hate Velveeta, the texture of that cheese blows ass... it's so filmy... It ain't got shit on Muenster and Brie. Cheez Whiz is the shit for so many things... ever tried Cheez Whiz on sour cream & onion Ritz Air Crisps? HO-LEE SHiT.

04-22-2003, 12:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	Velveeta all the way. This really isn't that hard of a choice people, get your heads out of your asses. Velveeta is by far the best cheese to make grilled cheese sandwiches, and other food items, with.

04-22-2003, 12:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	In terms of snacking, Cheez-Whiz all the way. In terms of actual food that can fill up my stomach in a sitting, Velveeta. So, I guess it goes to Velveeta. At least he didn't touch string cheese. Oh man, I could eat that all day. Along with other things, but you get my point.

04-22-2003, 09:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Velveeta, and I'm killing 10 more Vegans in retribution for being smote.

04-22-2003, 11:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
goatfucker Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN Posts: 56 Internets: 10	Fuck chizz. I eat my own jizz.

04-22-2003, 11:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
vader521 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 350 Internets: 10	i don't know i mean i kinda like the can cheese i mean u can make so many works of art on a small little cracker however im a big fan of shells and cheese velvetta stays

04-23-2003, 08:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Velveeta. All the other is just fake, and not really cheese, honest.