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Orgazmo · 08-12-2003, 08:45 PM

If given the chance, would you have a third arm? The arm will be similar in appearance to your other two. The hand on the end can either be like the right hand, or like the left hand (your choice). Also, you get to have the arm placed anywhere on your body that you wish. There isn't going to be a surgery with an unpleasant healing time. There is going to be no risk a'tall. You'll say you want it, where you want it to be, and it will be there. It will be coordinated as well as your dominant hand. The catch is that you'll be a freak...with three arms. Would you accept the offer?

Pliedes · 08-12-2003, 08:48 PM

I wouldn't. While it would help some, there would then be to many social obstacles to overcome...

Saint DH · 08-12-2003, 09:04 PM

Can't say that I would.

victim · 08-12-2003, 09:05 PM

Social obstacles are already in place... stitch that fucker on!

I could move to India, find some Hindus, and be a god!

Orgazmo · 08-13-2003, 12:08 AM

I think I'd do it too. A few social obstacles, yes...but anyone who you would give a fuck about anyway would see that the third arm makes you twice the person that they could ever dream of being. Hell yes I'd do it.

Alpha · 08-13-2003, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
but anyone who you would give a fuck about anyway would see that the third arm makes you twice the person that they could ever dream of being. Hell yes I'd do it.

Absolutely, though I admit I'd call anyone that had a third arm (if i didn't) dirty names and piss on them.

Schroeder · 08-13-2003, 02:32 AM

So where would you put the arm, Orgazmo?

Pliedes · 08-13-2003, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
the third arm makes you twice the person that they could ever dream of being.

What about having a third arm makes you twice the person though? You're can't really run twice as fast, you're not twice as smart...

the_butcher · 08-13-2003, 02:57 AM

Just my opinion, but if I ever saw someone with three arms, I'd probably cut the extra off and proceed to beat the poor bastard with his own third arm. Not only that, but I would pour large amounts of salt all over his now gaping flesh wound to instill as much pain as I possibly can to the fucking weirdass freak. But that's just me...

Ugly Bastard · 08-13-2003, 09:22 AM

Interesting offer, but I would not. Are there really that many instances in life that we genuenly wish we had a third arm? I know there isn't for me.

I'm Ugly enough as it is, I don't need a third arm helping me (although it would enable you to eat and masturbate at the same time, two things I am quite fond of).

-Ugly Bastard

[ August 13, 2003, 07:23 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Saint DH · 08-13-2003, 03:19 PM

Couldn't you eat and masturbate at the same time with two arms?

Alpha · 08-13-2003, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
Couldn't you eat and masturbate at the same time with two arms?

Try it...

BigDongedHoe · 08-13-2003, 04:03 PM

I could masterbate and play NCAA Football 2004 at the same time, now that would be amazing.

However I think it would be pointless socially to do it.

You'd be the equivalent of someone who's mentally retarded, or obesely fat.

[ August 13, 2003, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

Orgazmo · 08-13-2003, 05:36 PM

I'd put it right beside my right arm (underneath it, kinda). This way, it could be hidden with a baggy shirt if the circumstances call for it...or it could be useful as hell if necesssary.

Pliedes · 08-13-2003, 05:46 PM

I think concealing a third arm would be a little harder than just wearing a baggy shirt...

Orgazmo · 08-14-2003, 03:16 AM

If my penis, which is quite a bit larger than my arm, can be concealed with regular fitting denim, I have faith that my arm, which is quite a bit smaller than my penis, could be concealed with loosely fitting cotton.

Pliedes · 08-14-2003, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
my penis, which is quite a bit larger than my arm

I once recall a specific nubblite who gaped in awe at the size of a zebra cock, and it is in that same spirit, that I think proof is in line for the claim you have made.

Orgazmo · 08-14-2003, 04:12 AM

I never recall any nubblite talking about the size of a zebra's cock.

Pliedes · 08-14-2003, 03:08 PM

Excuse me; Girrafe cock. Now does that ring a bell?

Orgazmo · 08-14-2003, 04:41 PM

08-12-2003, 09:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Social obstacles are already in place... stitch that fucker on! I could move to India, find some Hindus, and be a god!
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08-13-2003, 02:57 AM	#9 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Just my opinion, but if I ever saw someone with three arms, I'd probably cut the extra off and proceed to beat the poor bastard with his own third arm. Not only that, but I would pour large amounts of salt all over his now gaping flesh wound to instill as much pain as I possibly can to the fucking weirdass freak. But that's just me...
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08-13-2003, 04:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I could masterbate and play NCAA Football 2004 at the same time, now that would be amazing. However I think it would be pointless socially to do it. You'd be the equivalent of someone who's mentally retarded, or obesely fat. [ August 13, 2003, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]
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08-14-2003, 04:41 PM	#20 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Yes.

08-12-2003, 08:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	If given the chance, would you have a third arm? The arm will be similar in appearance to your other two. The hand on the end can either be like the right hand, or like the left hand (your choice). Also, you get to have the arm placed anywhere on your body that you wish. There isn't going to be a surgery with an unpleasant healing time. There is going to be no risk a'tall. You'll say you want it, where you want it to be, and it will be there. It will be coordinated as well as your dominant hand. The catch is that you'll be a freak...with three arms. Would you accept the offer?

08-12-2003, 08:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I wouldn't. While it would help some, there would then be to many social obstacles to overcome...

08-12-2003, 09:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	Can't say that I would.

08-13-2003, 12:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I think I'd do it too. A few social obstacles, yes...but anyone who you would give a fuck about anyway would see that the third arm makes you twice the person that they could ever dream of being. Hell yes I'd do it.

08-13-2003, 02:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	So where would you put the arm, Orgazmo?

08-13-2003, 09:22 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Interesting offer, but I would not. Are there really that many instances in life that we genuenly wish we had a third arm? I know there isn't for me. I'm Ugly enough as it is, I don't need a third arm helping me (although it would enable you to eat and masturbate at the same time, two things I am quite fond of). -Ugly Bastard [ August 13, 2003, 07:23 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

08-13-2003, 03:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	Couldn't you eat and masturbate at the same time with two arms?

08-13-2003, 05:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I'd put it right beside my right arm (underneath it, kinda). This way, it could be hidden with a baggy shirt if the circumstances call for it...or it could be useful as hell if necesssary.

08-13-2003, 05:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I think concealing a third arm would be a little harder than just wearing a baggy shirt...

08-14-2003, 03:16 AM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	If my penis, which is quite a bit larger than my arm, can be concealed with regular fitting denim, I have faith that my arm, which is quite a bit smaller than my penis, could be concealed with loosely fitting cotton.

08-14-2003, 04:12 AM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I never recall any nubblite talking about the size of a zebra's cock.

08-14-2003, 03:08 PM	#19 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Excuse me; Girrafe cock. Now does that ring a bell?