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Orgazmo · 09-04-2003, 02:32 AM

I think my dog would because he's a fucking stud. He's blind, so that means his other senses, all of which are better for fighting anyway, are very sharp. He'd fucking destroy your dog, no questions asked. He's always hungry for blood...so long as the blood doesn't have sugar in it (he's diabetic, he'd die if he ate too much sugar). Want to fight them? Hell no you don't, because your dog would lose.

Hank · 09-04-2003, 02:41 AM

I got a pretty mean dog. He's always pissed cause he has to stay inside all day. By the time I get home he's all bitey and shit. He's big enough to keep people I don't want to deal with away and mean enough to tree the greasiest of coons. All in all, I'd rate my dog a 8.2. I kinda wish he was a differnt color.
I don't think I'd put him against your blind pimpdog though mostly cause you sound really confident yours would win.

Combat Chuck · 09-04-2003, 03:48 AM

Compared to my dog, Orgazmo's dog is pure and simply, a gimpdog. I'll show you a dog who doesn't have to be blind to have it's other senses sharply honed. You wanna know how many gigantic dead coons I've found in my backyard? I didn't think so, cause it's a greater number than the number that your dog wishes it could have.

Wanna take looks? My dog is sleek, has a coat that's got the shine factor down to a tee, and it's size just yells 'BAD-ASS, YET NOT A LARDO'. Can your dog's size yell that? Didn't fucking think so.

My dog's mouth is fucking red all the time from the amount of blood that it consumes from the freshly killed prey that it finds in the neighborhood trashcans and likes thereof. It doesn't hesitate to shit on your lawn cause it couldn't give a fuck about what you want, or how hard you've worked to make your lawn so nice and good looking.

My dog knows when to bare it's teeth, and when not too. You want to have the kids around it? Fine, go ahead, they'll probably be the safest they've ever been. You want to have robbers around it? Fine, they'll be the most mutilated they've ever been.

In conclusion, my dog was the reason why 'doggy style' has become the position no one's dissin.

Nuff said. Bitches.

Titan · 09-04-2003, 12:37 PM

Charley: Superior Dog of Inferiority

1. There's no competition (from my dog).
2. My dog is huge (in a very small way).
3. He will eat you alive (I'm talking to doggy treats).
4. He never stops chasing stuff (inanimate objects).
5. We have to keep him in a cage at all times or else he'll flip out and kill everyone (and by this I of course mean "we kept him in a cage when he was a puppy so he didn't chew on the furniture").
6. He is the most athletic dog in the entire world (he plays soccer and tennis... by chasing the soccer and tennis balls and killing them).
7. He's the fastest dog in the world (with the exception of greyhounds... and any dog that runs a lot).
8. He automatically jumps on people with all of his might as soon as he sees them (and proceeds to lick them, and then lay on his back to be petted.)
9. He's the most cunning dog ever (he knows that there is a dog outside when I say "It's a dog!", though he doesn't realize he himself is a dog).
10. He's not afraid of anything (except thunderstorms, balloons, vaccum cleaners, wind chimes, and anything you can direct at him along with a noise).

In conclusion, my dog would not win in a fight with yours. Though he will bark at yours a lot and probably sniff a little... and then go chase a tennis ball.

Pliedes · 09-04-2003, 01:01 PM

My dog could kill everyone and their dogs. He's really good at fighting, more experienced than all of your dogs combined, thats because he's about 100 in dog years.
Also, he can take a lot of pain, because he was hit by a car about two years ago, and well, he's not dead. Is your dog more powerful than a speeding car? I didn't think so, which means my dog will tear you to shreds and take all the pain in the world.
Think you're dog is intimidating? Not as intimidating as mine. You wanna know how much of a hardass he is? He's jet-black. No other colors but black. That's black like death for all you who don't know. Basically, my dog is the grim reaper. Remember when your grandmother died? Yeah, my dog was the one who took her away. He is the Reaper of Souls. Beware. (he's also really good with children [img]smile.gif[/img] )

Orgazmo · 09-04-2003, 01:27 PM

Fuck all of that. 100 in dog years? My dog would break your dog's hip on accident before the fight even began.

One time, whilst vacationing in Tennessee (a trip which the dog always came along), we were outside in a wooded area pissing. My dog was walking around when he found a bear cub. He went to sniff the cub, but it got scared and started running and whining and shit. Before we knew it, this huge ass black bear comes tearing through the trees right at my dog. Does my dog back down? Fuck no he doesn't. He ran straight at the bear and, right before the bear snapped at him, my dog jumped, straight over the son of a bitch. Disoriented, the bear started looking around...not having any clue what the fuck just happened. Before he could realize what was going on, my dog ran up underneath the bear's stomach and bit him right where his front, left leg attaches to his body. This made his leg give out, and the bear crashed to the ground. My dog started running toward the bear to inflict more damage, but we were scared that some type of conservation officer was going to come, so we told my dog to stop, which he immediately did (he always obeys our orders). We all got back in the vehicle and left like nothing had happened.

You dog didn't die from a car. My dog was seconds away from killing a black bear. My dog wins.

Pliedes · 09-04-2003, 01:35 PM

I've also heard that your blind dog retrieves bags of chips from the kitchen for you.

Orgazmo · 09-04-2003, 02:30 PM

Yeah, he does that took. He gets me whatever I want. If I ask for a steak, he'll go to a farm, kill a cow, rip me off a good piece and grill it up. He's quite a creature.

Saint DH · 09-04-2003, 04:09 PM

My dog has no front bottom teeth. She lost them in numerous bar fights, where she broke a beer bottle over another dog's head and stabbed it to death. Don't fuck around.

Combat Chuck · 09-05-2003, 12:16 AM

Wow. Your dog has opposable thumbs then....my dog doesn't hold shit on your dog.

BigDongedHoe · 09-05-2003, 12:42 AM

I definitely put my dog into the "lover not a fighter" category. While all of you are saying "my dog could kick your dogs ass" mine is out getting poon from the finest hunnies in the neighborhood. Don't let his pretty boy looks get to you, he reels the bitches in and then gives them a fat cock in the rear like they've never felt before.

He's quite possibly the pimpest dog this side of the Mississipi and if you want proof just come to my neighborhood and see how knocked up my neighbors dogs are from Ceasar fucking the shit out of them.

[ September 04, 2003, 10:42 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

Pliedes · 09-05-2003, 12:45 AM

Was the shit cleaned up with a pooper scooper afterwards?

I can actually attest to Caesar's escapades. One night after most everyone had left a poker night at BDH's, I found Caesar running around outside. I chased him and finally caught up to him as he was trying to get to another dog across the street. He's definatly a pimp, but my dog could still kill his, so there ya go.

Schroeder · 09-05-2003, 01:47 AM

Titan, you have a Pembrooke Welsh Corgi? Awesome. Where did you get it?

[ September 04, 2003, 11:48 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

StDx · 09-05-2003, 02:29 AM

You guys can argue all you want but the simple fact is that the dog of which Orgazmo spoke of could kick any opposition's ass with the greatest of ease. If he doesn't get you with his sheer strength and thirst for blood, he's got a secret weapon... you see, he's on a special diet for his diabetic state, a diet which seems to give him horrible gas. What other dog brings chemical warfare to the mix? none.

Titan · 09-05-2003, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
Titan, you have a Pembrooke Welsh Corgi? Awesome. Where did you get it?

The Pembroke Welsh Corgi Store.

StDx · 09-05-2003, 02:50 AM

If you go to Paws N Claws, they actually have a Pembrooke Welsh Corgi department... it's just down from the canned cat food.

Schroeder · 09-05-2003, 03:30 AM

Sweet!
*Gets up and runs out of room!

09-04-2003, 02:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Hank Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 175 Internets: 229	I got a pretty mean dog. He's always pissed cause he has to stay inside all day. By the time I get home he's all bitey and shit. He's big enough to keep people I don't want to deal with away and mean enough to tree the greasiest of coons. All in all, I'd rate my dog a 8.2. I kinda wish he was a differnt color. I don't think I'd put him against your blind pimpdog though mostly cause you sound really confident yours would win.
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09-04-2003, 12:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Charley: Superior Dog of Inferiority 1. There's no competition (from my dog). 2. My dog is huge (in a very small way). 3. He will eat you alive (I'm talking to doggy treats). 4. He never stops chasing stuff (inanimate objects). 5. We have to keep him in a cage at all times or else he'll flip out and kill everyone (and by this I of course mean "we kept him in a cage when he was a puppy so he didn't chew on the furniture"). 6. He is the most athletic dog in the entire world (he plays soccer and tennis... by chasing the soccer and tennis balls and killing them). 7. He's the fastest dog in the world (with the exception of greyhounds... and any dog that runs a lot). 8. He automatically jumps on people with all of his might as soon as he sees them (and proceeds to lick them, and then lay on his back to be petted.) 9. He's the most cunning dog ever (he knows that there is a dog outside when I say "It's a dog!", though he doesn't realize he himself is a dog). 10. He's not afraid of anything (except thunderstorms, balloons, vaccum cleaners, wind chimes, and anything you can direct at him along with a noise). In conclusion, my dog would not win in a fight with yours. Though he will bark at yours a lot and probably sniff a little... and then go chase a tennis ball.
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09-05-2003, 12:42 AM	#11 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I definitely put my dog into the "lover not a fighter" category. While all of you are saying "my dog could kick your dogs ass" mine is out getting poon from the finest hunnies in the neighborhood. Don't let his pretty boy looks get to you, he reels the bitches in and then gives them a fat cock in the rear like they've never felt before. He's quite possibly the pimpest dog this side of the Mississipi and if you want proof just come to my neighborhood and see how knocked up my neighbors dogs are from Ceasar fucking the shit out of them. [ September 04, 2003, 10:42 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]
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09-04-2003, 02:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I think my dog would because he's a fucking stud. He's blind, so that means his other senses, all of which are better for fighting anyway, are very sharp. He'd fucking destroy your dog, no questions asked. He's always hungry for blood...so long as the blood doesn't have sugar in it (he's diabetic, he'd die if he ate too much sugar). Want to fight them? Hell no you don't, because your dog would lose.

09-04-2003, 03:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Compared to my dog, Orgazmo's dog is pure and simply, a gimpdog. I'll show you a dog who doesn't have to be blind to have it's other senses sharply honed. You wanna know how many gigantic dead coons I've found in my backyard? I didn't think so, cause it's a greater number than the number that your dog wishes it could have. Wanna take looks? My dog is sleek, has a coat that's got the shine factor down to a tee, and it's size just yells 'BAD-ASS, YET NOT A LARDO'. Can your dog's size yell that? Didn't fucking think so. My dog's mouth is fucking red all the time from the amount of blood that it consumes from the freshly killed prey that it finds in the neighborhood trashcans and likes thereof. It doesn't hesitate to shit on your lawn cause it couldn't give a fuck about what you want, or how hard you've worked to make your lawn so nice and good looking. My dog knows when to bare it's teeth, and when not too. You want to have the kids around it? Fine, go ahead, they'll probably be the safest they've ever been. You want to have robbers around it? Fine, they'll be the most mutilated they've ever been. In conclusion, my dog was the reason why 'doggy style' has become the position no one's dissin. Nuff said. Bitches.

09-04-2003, 01:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	My dog could kill everyone and their dogs. He's really good at fighting, more experienced than all of your dogs combined, thats because he's about 100 in dog years. Also, he can take a lot of pain, because he was hit by a car about two years ago, and well, he's not dead. Is your dog more powerful than a speeding car? I didn't think so, which means my dog will tear you to shreds and take all the pain in the world. Think you're dog is intimidating? Not as intimidating as mine. You wanna know how much of a hardass he is? He's jet-black. No other colors but black. That's black like death for all you who don't know. Basically, my dog is the grim reaper. Remember when your grandmother died? Yeah, my dog was the one who took her away. He is the Reaper of Souls. Beware. (he's also really good with children [img]smile.gif[/img] )

09-04-2003, 01:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Fuck all of that. 100 in dog years? My dog would break your dog's hip on accident before the fight even began. One time, whilst vacationing in Tennessee (a trip which the dog always came along), we were outside in a wooded area pissing. My dog was walking around when he found a bear cub. He went to sniff the cub, but it got scared and started running and whining and shit. Before we knew it, this huge ass black bear comes tearing through the trees right at my dog. Does my dog back down? Fuck no he doesn't. He ran straight at the bear and, right before the bear snapped at him, my dog jumped, straight over the son of a bitch. Disoriented, the bear started looking around...not having any clue what the fuck just happened. Before he could realize what was going on, my dog ran up underneath the bear's stomach and bit him right where his front, left leg attaches to his body. This made his leg give out, and the bear crashed to the ground. My dog started running toward the bear to inflict more damage, but we were scared that some type of conservation officer was going to come, so we told my dog to stop, which he immediately did (he always obeys our orders). We all got back in the vehicle and left like nothing had happened. You dog didn't die from a car. My dog was seconds away from killing a black bear. My dog wins.

09-04-2003, 01:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I've also heard that your blind dog retrieves bags of chips from the kitchen for you.

09-04-2003, 02:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Yeah, he does that took. He gets me whatever I want. If I ask for a steak, he'll go to a farm, kill a cow, rip me off a good piece and grill it up. He's quite a creature.

09-04-2003, 04:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	My dog has no front bottom teeth. She lost them in numerous bar fights, where she broke a beer bottle over another dog's head and stabbed it to death. Don't fuck around.

09-05-2003, 12:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Wow. Your dog has opposable thumbs then....my dog doesn't hold shit on your dog.

09-05-2003, 12:45 AM	#12 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Was the shit cleaned up with a pooper scooper afterwards? I can actually attest to Caesar's escapades. One night after most everyone had left a poker night at BDH's, I found Caesar running around outside. I chased him and finally caught up to him as he was trying to get to another dog across the street. He's definatly a pimp, but my dog could still kill his, so there ya go.

09-05-2003, 01:47 AM	#13 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Titan, you have a Pembrooke Welsh Corgi? Awesome. Where did you get it? [ September 04, 2003, 11:48 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

09-05-2003, 02:29 AM	#14 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	You guys can argue all you want but the simple fact is that the dog of which Orgazmo spoke of could kick any opposition's ass with the greatest of ease. If he doesn't get you with his sheer strength and thirst for blood, he's got a secret weapon... you see, he's on a special diet for his diabetic state, a diet which seems to give him horrible gas. What other dog brings chemical warfare to the mix? none.

09-05-2003, 02:50 AM	#16 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	If you go to Paws N Claws, they actually have a Pembrooke Welsh Corgi department... it's just down from the canned cat food.

09-05-2003, 03:30 AM	#17 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Sweet! *Gets up and runs out of room!