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angry pancake · 04-05-2011, 09:29 PM

This will be a short list.

1. Natalie Portman, and
2. Alison Brie

That is all.

Orgazmo · 04-05-2011, 09:35 PM

Bar Refaeli
Jamie Lynn
Scarlett Johansson
Brooke Burke
Alyson Hannigan
Isla Fisher
Kate Hudson
Katie Price
Amanda Bynes
Michelle Trachtenberg
Mila Kunis
Rachel Bilson
Rashida Jones
Amanda Peet
Anne Frank

angry pancake · 04-05-2011, 09:40 PM

I think a lot of those bitches are only partially mulatto Jews. Except Anne frank and she was a cousin fucker.
the chick who played meadow soprano. Jamie Lynn whoever. She has a mustache. I question her femininity

SinisterKid · 04-06-2011, 08:14 AM

Damn Cool Pics: Girls of The Israeli Army

thekremlin · 04-06-2011, 08:22 AM

Israeli women>>>>Jewish American. +1

angry pancake · 04-06-2011, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SinisterKid

Damn Cool Pics: Girls of The Israeli Army

You're fucking joking right?

SinisterKid · 04-06-2011, 09:30 AM

Thank you sir.

I've never been to Israel, but have friends who have done the "birthright" trip and work with some ex-special forces types who have trained there. The consensus is Israeli women are smoking hot, super fucking cool sex machines. And they love American guys.

thekremlin · 04-06-2011, 09:34 AM

The funny thing is, all my life, my relatives have been trying to get me to go to israel. Before there was birthright, my parents were continuously putting money towards a trip, and I never had any interest, even after it would be free. And now I'm hearing about what a great scene tel aviv is and I can't wait to go, and it's going to make my grandmothers in florida incredibly happy, but I'm probably just going to get wasted and dance with israeli girls on friday nights and eat bacon and respect jesus.

SinisterKid · 04-06-2011, 09:49 AM

Relatives/parents socking away money for your trip to Israel? A grandmother that lives in Florida (south Florida I'm guessing)? Wow, you're more Jewish than I thought.

thekremlin · 04-06-2011, 10:03 AM

That's interesting. How Jewish did you think I was? I also work in finance and have male pattern baldness.

angry pancake · 04-06-2011, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SinisterKid

Thank you sir.

I've never been to Israel, but have friends who have done the "birthright" trip and work with some ex-special forces types who have trained there. The consensus is Israeli women are smoking hot, super fucking cool sex machines. And they love American guys.

I heard the same thing about German women before I went to go live there. Turned out they were just like everywhere else. They ran from hot to doggy. liked money first, liked money second, liked money third.

Some of those Army girls were beyond homely. I'd expect Warren to cover them in sand.

angry pancake · 04-06-2011, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thekremlin

That's interesting. How Jewish did you think I was? I also work in finance and have male pattern baldness.

More back hair than scalp hair. Sure sign.

thekremlin · 04-06-2011, 10:15 AM

Wait is alyson hannigan really jewish? She's that redhead right? I wasn't attracted to her at all until I just found out she's a jewish redhead.

Now I must have her.

SinisterKid · 04-06-2011, 10:39 AM

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That's interesting. How Jewish did you think I was? I also work in finance and have male pattern baldness.

My head is spinning.

Quote:

I heard the same thing about German women before I went to go live there. Turned out they were just like everywhere else. They ran from hot to doggy. liked money first, liked money second, liked money third.

Perhaps the Nazis had ulterior motives...perhaps they were just jealous of how much poon Jewish dudes were getting from their hot Jewish snapdragons.

Quote:

Some of those Army girls were beyond homely. I'd expect Warren to cover them in sand.

Apparently you haven't seen the women of our armed forces.

angry pancake · 04-06-2011, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SinisterKid

My head is spinning.

Apparently you haven't seen the women of our armed forces.

I was in, so yeah. I saw them. Proof positive that the Indians fucked Buffalo.

angry pancake · 04-06-2011, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thekremlin

Wait is alyson hannigan really jewish? She's that redhead right? I wasn't attracted to her at all until I just found out she's a jewish redhead.

Now I must have her.

I think her mom is something like a quarter.

Ugly Bastard · 04-06-2011, 12:01 PM

I had an awesome time in Tel Aviv. Would go back in a heartbeat. Israeli women were absolutely stunning. I remember there was this one girl who worked at the hotel we stayed at that I thought was just absolutely stunning. Fast forward to a business lunch in that hotel with some Israeli guys, I pointed her out to them and said something like, "man... the women here are so beautiful!" The guys looked at each other and then at me and said, "her?! Dude... that's like average. We need to take you out to the clubs."

tl;dr: Tel Aviv was an awesome city and Israeli women are absolutely stunning compared to American cows.

heurisdick · 04-06-2011, 12:08 PM

Are Israeli women stunning? Absolutely.

angry pancake · 04-06-2011, 12:34 PM

Are all Isrealis jew? If not, keep this shit out of my hot jew bitches thread.

If so, the pics or they all looked like Kremlin.

heurisdick · 04-06-2011, 12:37 PM

Sarah Silverman?

SinisterKid · 04-06-2011, 04:30 PM

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I was in, so yeah. I saw them. Proof positive that the Indians fucked Buffalo.

So you were in the Army.

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thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	The funny thing is, all my life, my relatives have been trying to get me to go to israel. Before there was birthright, my parents were continuously putting money towards a trip, and I never had any interest, even after it would be free. And now I'm hearing about what a great scene tel aviv is and I can't wait to go, and it's going to make my grandmothers in florida incredibly happy, but I'm probably just going to get wasted and dance with israeli girls on friday nights and eat bacon and respect jesus.

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