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Mr. Blonde · 10-27-2011, 02:39 PM

NUTELLA IS THE BEST FUCKING CONDIMENT EVER CREATED. HAVE ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAD THIS SHIT LET ME LIST THE INGREDIENTS FOR YOU: SUGAR, PALM OIL, HAZELNUTS, COCOA, SKIM MILK, WHEY MILK, SOY, VANILLIN.

THIS SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU CAN PUT IT ON ANYTHING SWEET, I JUST ATE IT WITH A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR. I DIPPED. A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR. INTO A TUB OF NUTELLA AND ATE IT. I HAVE ALSO EATEN IT WITH RICE KRISPIE TREATS AND IT WAS FUCKING BOMB. YOU NEED TO BUY THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.

angry pancake · 10-27-2011, 02:42 PM

Very popular in Europe. Nutella & banana crepes are kinda popular in France.

vaga1220 * · 10-27-2011, 03:09 PM

I put that shit on crepes, waffles, pancakes, my dick, your dick, anybody's dick.

Fruitacious B · 10-27-2011, 03:10 PM

You made it all the way into adulthood without having ever tried Nutella? Wow.

Mr. Blonde · 10-27-2011, 03:14 PM

I come from a pretty sheltered background.

ninjaface · 10-27-2011, 04:17 PM

I tried it about a year ago. It was ok.

Ugly Bastard · 10-27-2011, 05:35 PM

I was handed a container of this stuff the other day when asking for peanut butter in a Mexican grocery store. Apparently peanut butter is a bit of a rarity here and they think Nutella is what it is.

Mr. Blonde · 10-27-2011, 05:44 PM

Most places outside of the USA never eat peanut butter. In Europe they have no fucking clue, apparently.

Nutella is better.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-27-2011, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angry pancake

Nutella & banana crepes are kinda popular in France.

Nutella threads are also really popular on Reddit.

Repugnant Abomination · 10-27-2011, 07:48 PM

I have some in my cupboard right now.

Mr. Blonde · 10-27-2011, 07:56 PM

Anybody ever just eat it plain?

Cause I have been doing that.

A lot.

Repugnant Abomination · 10-27-2011, 08:36 PM

Maybe after eating enough Nutella you'll finally grow into your man body.

Mr. Blonde · 10-27-2011, 08:39 PM

NIGGA I BE RIPPED

DJ FC · 10-28-2011, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angry pancake

Very popular in Europe. Nutella & banana crepes are kinda popular in France.

I fucking love that stuff. They'll also add Grand Marnier.

tonguegina · 10-28-2011, 01:21 PM

Have you ever had any combination of Nutella, peanut butter, and/or honey on toast? It'll change your life...

Orgazmo · 10-28-2011, 01:27 PM

Disclaimer: I've never had Nutella.

Addition: Mixing regular peanut butter with Karo syrup yields perhaps the most unhealthily-delicious snack I've ever encountered. The result is peanut butter that tastes like candy. Sort of like the peanut butter you find inside of a Reese's cup. But...unlimited of it.

Repugnant Abomination · 10-30-2011, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonguegina

Have you ever had any combination of Nutella, peanut butter, and/or honey on toast? It'll change your life...

I just did Nutella with peanut butter.

Thank you, Tonguegina...Thank you.

St. Anky · 11-05-2011, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Disclaimer: I've never had Nutella.

Shame... and here I have been thinking all this time that Gaz was a highly cultured gentleman. You think you know a person. Seriously, my confidence is shattered.

And what the hell was UB doing in a Mexican grocery? Buying coke?

Fruitacious B · 11-05-2011, 04:29 PM

Nutella, Marshmallow Fluff, Maple Peanut Butter, sliced bananas, between two pieces of bread, consume.

Mr. Blonde · 11-05-2011, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Anky

And what the hell was UB doing in a Mexican grocery? Buying coke?

UB lives in Mexico now, dude.

St. Anky · 11-05-2011, 04:45 PM

Wow, I had no idea. Thanks for telling me as if it was something I should have obviously known.

Ugly Bastard · 11-06-2011, 05:11 PM

Anky, will you teach me how to be Mexican? I'm sorry for my anti-Mexican comments towards you back in the day. I now seek to be a Mexican.

thekremlin · 11-06-2011, 05:21 PM

You're both a pair of fucking mexicans.

St. Anky · 11-06-2011, 09:26 PM

Gladly UB. First, you have to re-grow your foreskin.

10-27-2011, 02:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	NUTELLA, HOLY FUCKING SHIT NUTELLA IS THE BEST FUCKING CONDIMENT EVER CREATED. HAVE ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAD THIS SHIT LET ME LIST THE INGREDIENTS FOR YOU: SUGAR, PALM OIL, HAZELNUTS, COCOA, SKIM MILK, WHEY MILK, SOY, VANILLIN. THIS SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU CAN PUT IT ON ANYTHING SWEET, I JUST ATE IT WITH A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR. I DIPPED. A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR. INTO A TUB OF NUTELLA AND ATE IT. I HAVE ALSO EATEN IT WITH RICE KRISPIE TREATS AND IT WAS FUCKING BOMB. YOU NEED TO BUY THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-27-2011, 03:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	I put that shit on crepes, waffles, pancakes, my dick, your dick, anybody's dick.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

10-27-2011, 03:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	You made it all the way into adulthood without having ever tried Nutella? Wow.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

10-27-2011, 03:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I come from a pretty sheltered background.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-27-2011, 05:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Most places outside of the USA never eat peanut butter. In Europe they have no fucking clue, apparently. Nutella is better.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-27-2011, 04:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I tried it about a year ago. It was ok.

10-27-2011, 05:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I was handed a container of this stuff the other day when asking for peanut butter in a Mexican grocery store. Apparently peanut butter is a bit of a rarity here and they think Nutella is what it is.

10-27-2011, 07:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	I have some in my cupboard right now.

10-27-2011, 07:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Anybody ever just eat it plain? Cause I have been doing that. A lot.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-27-2011, 08:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Maybe after eating enough Nutella you'll finally grow into your man body.

10-27-2011, 08:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	NIGGA I BE RIPPED
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-28-2011, 01:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Have you ever had any combination of Nutella, peanut butter, and/or honey on toast? It'll change your life...

10-28-2011, 01:27 PM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Disclaimer: I've never had Nutella. Addition: Mixing regular peanut butter with Karo syrup yields perhaps the most unhealthily-delicious snack I've ever encountered. The result is peanut butter that tastes like candy. Sort of like the peanut butter you find inside of a Reese's cup. But...unlimited of it.

11-05-2011, 04:29 PM	#19 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Nutella, Marshmallow Fluff, Maple Peanut Butter, sliced bananas, between two pieces of bread, consume.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

11-05-2011, 04:45 PM	#21 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Wow, I had no idea. Thanks for telling me as if it was something I should have obviously known.

11-06-2011, 05:11 PM	#22 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Anky, will you teach me how to be Mexican? I'm sorry for my anti-Mexican comments towards you back in the day. I now seek to be a Mexican.

11-06-2011, 09:26 PM	#24 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Gladly UB. First, you have to re-grow your foreskin.

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