Nothing

[the_butcher]

i made an airplane out of stone.
i always did like staying home.

yeh, i'm a regular at this shit.

[malibu]

Well damn since this thread is dying fast,
I'm starting it back up to make it last,
I gave it up for awhile cause my mind wouldn't rhyme,
but shit it still can't but i don't care this time,
This rhyme's just an attempt to get it fired back up,
I know I'm not great, I'm just a rhymin pup,
Now to address the next thing I just read,
J.C. seems to thing he could score him some head,
Well let me tell you, no matter what BDH spread
He really has no idea, those rumors are dead,
Oh well, I don't care rumors are a waste,
Just wanted to put that idea back in it's place,
J.C. if you don't care if a girl is hot,
then you can probably take head from anyone give it a shot,
I really hope this rhyme works to start it again,
And if it doesn't, my patience will grow thin,
Then I'll just make a whole 'nother rhyme,
The Nothing thread is worth the time.

[StabMaster Arson]

when StabMaster steps into the place
it's best to duck behind something and hide your face
cause stabbin and slicin is what I'm about
you never know when my knife will come out
I'm a walking fuckin disaster
you know StabMaster will cut you faster
then a boy gettin fucked by his pastor
I used the edit to come back and remaster
this little gem concieved in my mind
I'll cut your fuckin eyes out and leave you blind
first time here and I'm better than J.C. and Dirty combined
fuck with me? all I need to know is how you want your casket lined

[ August 15, 2003, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

[Jesus Chrystler]

Arson coming up and talking some shit
never thought a guy called StabMaster would get his throat slit
but oh well, I'll do what needs to be done
I call it business, but it's a shitload of fun
cock my glock to knock you off your block
split your wig or just punch you out like a time clock
decisions, decisions... I don't know what to do
maybe I'll let you live, since the posts in here are so few
if thread picks up again or starts out anew
I'd have no problem with verbally dismantling you

[ September 03, 2003, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]

[Jesus Chrystler]

Dirty?
Malibu?
Stab?
anyone?

[Rudy]

All you rappers, aint nothin but shit
i rap so good, the girls don't spit
step back now, step back quick
don't get in the way of this 9 inch dick
nigga say what, nigga say please
go stick your dick in a big ball of cheese
i cut your dick with a cleaver
you aint ever stickin that in a beaver
a little tiny stub, thats what it be
for gods sake, you can't even pee
then i turn around and i fuck my bitch
and when i'm done, she might need a stitch
two, four, six, or eight
now she has to masterbate

[StabMaster Arson]

she has to masturbate cause you don't know how to fuck her
see my girl on the street you're best to duck her
cause she'll fuck you up almost as quick as me
she's a bad ass bitch, not scared of a felony
talkin about your dick like that gives you cred
didn't I see you last week in the bathroom givin niggas head
talkin about fuckin a ball of cheese?
shit, I'll fuck your girl so hard, I'll make her wheeze
panting, sucking, gasping for breath
then I'll stick my dick down her throat and face fuck her to death

[Saint DH]

Shit mother fuckers get on back
Stop actin like a whore fuckin for smack
Your shit is wack, and that's a fact
I hate to rain on everyone's parade
But I've come to stop this escapade
When I'm done yall need some first aid
Load up my gun, see you comming, and I'm gunnin
Aimin for your head, spray you with lead, now start runnin
Walk up on you, watch you beg, two in your face bitch, now you're dead
Now I'm walkin with your bitch, and she's about to give me head
Now she's done, she has no use
It's time for me to turn to abuse
Don't be so god damn shallow
Fuckin with me you'll be hanging from the gallows
Eat a dick bitch and shut the fuck up
Before I blast your neck and cut you up

Now let's remember what I've said before
I'm the pimp, and you're a fuckin whore
Don't test me or attempt to arrest me
You wanna talk shit? Go ahead, try
But watch your back once you say goodbye
Before you can turn around, boom, it's time to die.

[ October 02, 2003, 01:01 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

[malibu]

Damn its some shit to be a chick,
Guys always talking bout us suckin their dick,
We get no respect and man that shit's wack,
But I'm bout to tell a fella he better step back,
Why the hell is it guys can do what they please,
He can fuck a girl or say "Get on your knees."
But then if a girl does anything for fun,
The shit talking and rumors have already begun,
She does stuff with him or so and so,
And next thing you know they're callin her "ho."
Well what the fuck are we supposed to do?
When we want to get some and guys do too,
It's a double-standard which I think is shit,
Now I'll get to listen to the guys diss me over it

[Saint DH]

malibu, if you wanna get some, I'll be your man
On second thought, I'd rather spit in my hand
Everyone knows you're like an STD vending machine
Dick goes in, but doesn't come out clean
Shit I'm so mean, but this shit is obscene
While your shit's average, like Charlie Scheen
Stop drinkin so much and start smokin green
Maybe that'll lead to another drug, givin you a reason to fiend
For the cock that is, when you're a hoe lookin for crack
Don't diss me, unless you wanna hear it clap
The smoke clears, and your stomach's in your lap
That's it, I'm done with this suck ass rap

[ October 08, 2003, 10:38 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

[Jesus Chrystler]

mal, I'd give it to you if you think that you could handle it
I'll snatch that pussy from behind and dismantle it
deep dickin till you cry and moan
don't fuckin stop till your mom comes home
then I keep going, but leave you wet and alone
sneak over to your mommy's room to give her this bone
she bobs on the knob so hard she'll need a neck brace
goin at it so fast, it's like we're in a race
she tries to slow it down, can't keep with the pace
before I whip my dick out and cum all over her face
I tighten my fist for the feared donkey punch
then back to your room to deliver a hot lunch

[ October 06, 2003, 02:14 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]

[Saint DH]

You bitch ass pussies need to watch your mouth
Before I stick my dick way down south
Into your mother's vagina
Fucking her like I'm digging a hole to china
And when I'm done, I'll fart in her face
It'll smell so bad, she'll think I sprayed her with mace
That should put the stupid bitch in her place
Now that I'm done,
It's time to have some fun
Walked up on you and pulled out my gun
Shot myself in the head for the fuck of it
Got back up, dusted myself off, and took a hit
Off the crack pipe, not that weed shit
Picked up my face, and put it back on
Went to your sister's house, and got it on
Fucked her so hard, she started to bleed
I should have never popped those pills of speed
Leaving her house, she started to bitch
I was already pissed, because she made my dick itch
I took out my knife and silenced her quick
All of that bitching damn near made me sick

[ October 08, 2003, 10:35 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

[goatfucker]

cock block penis cock
spill your juice on the block
nigger nigger running away
beat his ass and call him gay
gay gay that's what you are
go hide out in a gay bar
burn it down burn it down
i'll shit on you utnil your brown

[StabMaster Arson]

I fell dumber for reading that.

[VOL]

I now see why goat is afiliated with the robots

[Amret]

How about yall stop this shit
Before I throw a fit
If this continues to go
I will have to stop all yalls flow
If I fought Big Dong Ho
It would be quite a show
He would fall to the ground
And he would make a gay sound
He would make excuses out his ass
They would come out in the mass
He is known for talkin crap
But I am doin the same in this rap
So to end this rhyme
I'll same the time
It is 1 O'clock in the morning
So that was my warning

[Saint DH]

Weak, can't speak, your future is bleak
Wack, that's a fact, you're about to get smacked
Whine, is what you did in your rhyme, there will be no next time
Fuck, that's just my luck, your girlfriend sucks dick for less than a buck
Loser, I'm your abuser, your bitch thinks I love her but I'ma just use her
Jew, yeah I'm talkin to you, don't fuckin ask, you know damn well who

Go ahead a throw a fuckin fit
It won't do shit, but get your throat slit
You sound like a crybaby pussy in this rap game
Amret, you have no fame, plus your shit is lame
After battling me you won't be the same
I'll make you wish you'd never heard of my name

[Rudy]

On B.E.T all i see is niggers
but its my favorite channel cuz all my friends are wiggers
a nigger is black
a wigger is white
but in a fight
the nigger would win
take out his nine, and stick it in his ass
pull it out of his mouth and let out some gas
flashin gang symbols like vertical lips
and when the cum drips
they take a few sips
with them big ass lips
and that big ole booty
call me rudy
but this bitch is moody
go fuck Doug Flutie
oh sorry...you're used to that big black dick
if i had a dick like a horse
i'd fuck you with no remorse
but i'm not black
i'm just white
don't like my white dick?
well then your pussy aint right
sure i might know ebonics
but i was also hooked on phonics
call me an oreo
call me a chink
you know what i think?
your black pussy isn't pink

[Jesus Chrystler]

driving through your neighborhood to see if you're home
music down, windows up, sitting on chrome
I'm not talking about the car's wheels, shoes, or feet
I'm talkin about the motherfuckin .45 under my seat
you fucked up one time to many, now you're hunted
hidin at your grandma's cause you're scared to be confronted
but I'll track you down like a fucking bloodhound
you'll be found bound and drowned
tied under the pier behind the fairgrounds
listen to these words long written down
cause that's what happens... when the man comes around

[St. Anky]

all you motha fuckas here got ME talkin this shit
jesus chrystler on fire turnin pigs on a spit
niggas flowin and blowin
throwin dicks in the wind
nubblies higher, awire trippin balls like a bitch
we got rudy, fresh n fruity like hes smokin the chronic
and the duke, Dirty Harry rhymin ill and bubonic

stop and think about it
stop and see the smoke rise above

let the weed fill within you
fucking breathe in that love

[Jesus Chrystler]

I'm a psychopath ridin with my mind in the sky
lookin for the next bitch I wanna make die
laughin cause I know how her momma will cry
couldn't give a fuck less but I don't know why

I'm a pervert, ridin with my dick out the window
slap it on the car door when I see the fine ho
pull her into the ride then I make her mind blow
first with a blunt, then with my 4-4
blood on my dash, so I'm rollin real slow
don't wanna have to pull over and talk to the po-po
get her the spot, already dug the hole fo
tension in the air is makin my dick grow
pull her out the car in headlight glow
rip her clothes off to the ground I throw
she's got perfect titties but the ass is so-so
throw her in the ground and bury her real low
then back out on the town to find the next ho

[The Snide Sniper]

I'm here to dis fuckers of all nationalities
finalize strategies and charge up your batteries
I rotate domes with unprecedented precision
I'll mutilate, illuminate your 20/20 vision
Crush your coronary
Pulverize your pulmonary
Combat your commentary
test your testimony
demolition is an everyday delight
my syntax is intact to wax your megabytes
talk technician with a terrible tongue
wanna tempt the imitation?
I'll put a tear in your lung
leave a laceration
for what you brought, brang, brung
make you wanna trade your tirade
for some of this rhyming dung
I'm here to bring back the battle to a whole nother level
beat you bloody with a bat
leave you all bedevilled
long live the lurker with the lovely linguistic ability
quickly killing cowards while keeping a sense of civility
now go grab your grandma to gander at how I got hyped
or step up to me to get your ass sniped

[Saint DH]

Give me a break, you're the Snide Sniper?
Smells like you need an ass wiper
Cuz you just shit your pants, now that Dirty's dissin yah back
You'll need some new rhymes cuz your shit is crap
I fuck pussy, you bang ass crack
I'll put you to sleep, make you take a long nap
Your mother's a whore, a cheap nasty trick
Her pussy is sick,
not fit for a dick
Diseases galore, that dirty fucking whore
She'll beg for more,
but wrap it up tight
Don't want your dick to be a freakish sight
Fluids, sores, puss, and more
You never should have trusted a filthy whore
Now you know, but its too late
Stayin in at night, trying to masturbate
Cuz no chick will touch that dick
And it burns so bad, along with an itch
To make it stop, you'd dig a ditch
And fill it with jews and mexicans alike
Even your family, even cousin Ike
So was it worth one night?
Even though her pussy wasn't tight?

Snide Sniper learned this lesson
That's why he's at home, stressin and stressin
Too bad he learned the hard way
Incest itself is a crime,
but he's been punished enough, he'll serve no time

Now listen up cunt
if you know whats good for you,
you'll step back and take a deep breath or two
Realize I can't be beat
No one alive can accomplish this feat
I'll diss you and your whole crew
Make you look like a jew
And spit on your shoe
Ask you now, what you gonna do?
I laugh at you, cuz you aint gotta clue, about what my niggaz is about to do to you
Shit straight outta Wes Craven's dreams
Strangers all around you, hearing them scream
Welcome to my world, welcome to hell
When you're here, nobody can hear you yell

[ October 13, 2004, 08:56 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

[The Snide Sniper]

harry, comin back with nothing he hasn't said before
I can't decide if reading your last post was more of a chore or a bore
it's easy to talk shit when you're sittin behind a screen
but when it comes to your face, you wanna make up like mabelinne
I've been lurking for awhile, I remember the incident on the husker
where you proved yourself to be a mark-ass buster
now you want to talk about crass sexuality and do nothing but cuss?
why don't we talk about someone close to you who loves anilingus?
now this is the truth I'm not trying to be mean
but when I was done fucking your bitch, she licked my asshole clean

I aint read the posts til this point
and i proboboly wont read them any mo
but theres a faggot up in this joint
and his names orgazmo
thats right mothers and kids
you know what orgazmo did?
he snuck into the zoo to get it on with some squid!
and i aint playing neither
he even fucked a beaver!
a cow, a goat, and your moms favorite sneaker!
thats right, he's one sick fuck
if he's around then i wish you luck
uh oh, here comes gaz in the pick up truck!
lookin for somethin with a dick to fuck!