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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell.
Posts: 895
Internets: 10
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*eats left over turkey and listens to electronic music
*realizes the electronic music part wasn't needed, but still decided to put it *still hates warsaw and everyone in it |
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meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.
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Bokononist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 2,595
Internets: 11801
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*passes out and nearly dies of asphixiation (god only knows if that's spelled correctly) from inhalation of the sulphuric rectal gas attack recently implemented by Pliedes.
*slaps Alpha on the second nipple as to avoid spit on first nipple, completely forgetting to attack the third nipple. *falls asleep |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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Bokononist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 2,595
Internets: 11801
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*Bitch slaps Pliedes, for he clearly implied that Alpha was and is the aforementioned tri-nippled person.
*Has actually met someone with three nipples, or so they said ('twas verified by others). |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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Bokononist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 2,595
Internets: 11801
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*Adjusts new eyepatch.
*Wonders what ever happened with "the computer lab girl" *Once again tries to remember the last time he referred to himself as "I" in the *makes new thread, thread. |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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Bokononist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 2,595
Internets: 11801
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*Tries to grow condescending, realizes that it's out of season, and decides to wait 'til spring.
*Runs because Pliedes will probably begin shooting after reading the previous line. |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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Bokononist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 2,595
Internets: 11801
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*pauses to catch his breath just as a bullet whizzes past within inches of possibly killing him.
*tries running again, just to fall flat on his face due to complete loss of equilibrium from recently being skull fucked *plays possum |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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Bokononist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 2,595
Internets: 11801
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*hits edit button
*farts, and watches his dad leave to pick up siblings *realizes that taking a "personal/sick day" can have shitty effects on the mental stability of the average middle class white suburban parent. [ December 03, 2003, 02:32 PM: Message edited by: Fruitacious B ] |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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#620 (permalink) |
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Bokononist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 2,595
Internets: 11801
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*knows that he did not double post, because they were posted over 12 hours apart
*laughs at Pliedes for thinking it was a double post *slaps Alpha's third nipple |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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