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Bokononist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 2,595
Internets: 11801
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*starts to piss on Pliedes for constantly referring to himself as "I".
*stops pissing, and puts abnormally small penis back in boxers *eats a booger. |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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#658 (permalink) |
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Bokononist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 2,595
Internets: 11801
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*starts shooting bottle rockets and assorted patriotic explosives at the urine-drenched cardboard country
*rubs tatoo of twin towers on chest and giggles at the statement "patriotic fireworks". *hugs a fireman. |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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#659 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell.
Posts: 895
Internets: 10
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*hates firemen
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meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.
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#660 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Puget Sound
Posts: 4,594
Internets: 1608
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*walks through downtown New York
*really has to take a piss, sees a pile of rubble and begins to urinate *notices signs denoting that rubble is from the twin towers *keeps pissing |
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#661 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 1,215
Internets: 3373
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*cardboardboxonia declares war on the U.S.
*ProfessorNumber decides to hide in a crawl space and wait for the US troops to drag him out. |
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Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.
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#662 (permalink) |
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Bokononist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 2,595
Internets: 11801
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*Wonders how in the fuck there is a crawlspace in a cardboard box
*figures, fuck it, and tries to allie with cardboardboxonia *pisses on all vehicles belonging to government officials as first offensive |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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#670 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 175
Internets: 229
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*hears of this war
*does some coke of his own *with his shotgun in one hand and his dick in the other, runs to cardboardwhateverthefuckitis to man the frontline. |
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Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.<br />-Balzac
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Senior Member
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*Watches from nearby closet hoping to get a free peep show
*Runs for his life when he realizes that all he can see is Pliedes' hairy ass. His incredibly hairy ass. *Sees shrink to try and aleviate this post traumatic stress disorder |
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:.:.: Me Gustan Nalgas :.:.:
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 1,215
Internets: 3373
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*Ignores all the bullshit that silver and cold posted.
*Quickly reinforces his country with a new defense: Double corregated(sp?) cardboard! |
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Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.
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Caribou Lou
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*hates the flu and the fact that she has it... *shakes fist "damn you flu" | |
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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