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Unread 12-12-2003, 01:26 AM   #651 (permalink)
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*is slightly bothered that I have been urinating for over 3 hours straight now...

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Unread 12-12-2003, 03:40 AM   #652 (permalink)
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*starts to piss on Pliedes for constantly referring to himself as "I".

*stops pissing, and puts abnormally small penis back in boxers

*eats a booger.

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Unread 12-12-2003, 04:43 PM   #653 (permalink)
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*vows to kick Fruit in the head next time he sees him for pissing on me
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Unread 12-12-2003, 08:48 PM   #654 (permalink)
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*Gets super pissed that everyone is shitting/pissing on his country.

*puts up electric fence to prevent further incidents.

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Unread 12-12-2003, 10:55 PM   #655 (permalink)
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*Has always wondered what it would be like to piss on an electric fence

*Unzips pants... ahhhhhZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAP!!!!!

*Lets out a string of profanities too horrible to even post on nubblies

*Tries it again...

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*Pushes some charred body away from his country with a yard stick

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Unread 12-13-2003, 09:46 PM   #657 (permalink)
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*fucks Malibu so hard she dies...

*walks away from bloody corpse

*watches as Me Gustan pisses on Malibu's dead body, and his electric piss brings her back to life
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Unread 12-14-2003, 03:38 AM   #658 (permalink)
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*starts shooting bottle rockets and assorted patriotic explosives at the urine-drenched cardboard country

*rubs tatoo of twin towers on chest and giggles at the statement "patriotic fireworks".

*hugs a fireman.

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Unread 12-14-2003, 10:44 PM   #659 (permalink)
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*hates firemen

meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.
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*walks through downtown New York

*really has to take a piss, sees a pile of rubble and begins to urinate

*notices signs denoting that rubble is from the twin towers

*keeps pissing
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*cardboardboxonia declares war on the U.S.

*ProfessorNumber decides to hide in a crawl space and wait for the US troops to drag him out.

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*Wonders how in the fuck there is a crawlspace in a cardboard box

*figures, fuck it, and tries to allie with cardboardboxonia

*pisses on all vehicles belonging to government officials as first offensive

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*Raises hand in typical black panther style, signifying his defiance and happiness that he now has an ally.

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*the US declares war on Cardoardboxonia, citing potential weapons of mass destruction hidden within it's boarders

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*Denies the WMD allegations

*Slides the nukes over behind his box.. err.. country, so that the US can't see them.

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*sits and thinks about the things she has been told tonight

*doesn't know what to do

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*thinks that if Malibu made a post about her situation in the Advice/Confessional forum she would probably get a lot of really good feedback
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*waits for Malibu to take Pliedes' advice, and not the advice he gave her to send him nude pictures of her and all her friends.
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*tries to forget that there will be fucking between pliedes and malibu in the very near future.

*violently shakes sleeping roommate...warning her of massive war outbreak.

*decides to drink a coke.
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*hears of this war

*does some coke of his own

*with his shotgun in one hand and his dick in the other, runs to cardboardwhateverthefuckitis to man the frontline.

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*doesn't want to disappoint fancy, so...

*fucks Malibu
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*Watches from nearby closet hoping to get a free peep show

*Runs for his life when he realizes that all he can see is Pliedes' hairy ass. His incredibly hairy ass.

*Sees shrink to try and aleviate this post traumatic stress disorder

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* looks blankly at the screen

* drinks a bottle of water and finds out its poisoned
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*Ignores all the bullshit that silver and cold posted.

*Quickly reinforces his country with a new defense: Double corregated(sp?) cardboard!

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*thinks that if Malibu made a post about her situation in the Advice/Confessional forum she would probably get a lot of really good feedback
*knows if she posted it there, she would only be ridiculed and realizes it doesn't matter anyways

*hates the flu and the fact that she has it...

*shakes fist "damn you flu"

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