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12-11-2002, 11:16 PM
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i'm an ugly bastard
i am an ugly bastard i am so ugly i am a bastard i am an ugly ugly bastard if you see me walking down the street you must tell me that i am an ugly bastard i am an ugly ugly ugly bastard i am ugly i'm an ugly bastard "I am ugly" has a literary history: it was uttered by The Ugly Ducking -Ugly Bastard |
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12-11-2002, 11:22 PM
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he's an ugly bastard
he is an ugly bastard he is so ugly he is a bastard he is an ugly ugly bastard if you see him walking down the street you must tell him that he is an ugly bastard he is an ugly ugly ugly bastard he is ugly he's an ugly bastard yeah well hey... i know it wasn't that creative... i wouldn't started my own "i am (negative thing here)", but sadly enough, i'm perfect. |
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12-18-2002, 12:57 AM
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Fuck a pig in the ass,
Fuck the large mouth bass, Fuck the cunt made of brass, Fuck the kindergarten class, Fuck the pump that dispenses gas, Fuck the window...made of glass, Fuck the nicely kept yard...each blade of grass, Fuck the tidy English lass, Fuck the Cisco Sub's jiggly stomach mass, Fuck the quarterback's pass, Alas...I've been sent to fucking harass, my expectations I have surpassed...done. (note the alphabetical order in the first little sexbear of rhymes) |
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12-18-2002, 01:57 AM
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Shit me dickle, shit me quick
Shit your dick, suck a dildo's clit Shit on your bastard of a mother's whore Shit the fuck fucketty fuckness of a nosepussy's door Shit on the splurge covered porcelain floor I am the Clit Commander! Hear me roar. (and St. Anky's ass emits a thunderous flatulant) |
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