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Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 03:48 PM

How about this…

8 inch tall clones of real people who you train to fight in tiny cages to the death. Fuck it, give them weapons too. You and your friends can sit around and drink beer whilst watching tiny humans fight for their lives in an ultimate battle of skills and wills. When one fighter is vanquished, you simply re-clone him and bring him back to life. The only problem I foresee is an all out, 8 inch tall, mutiny. You’d have to keep all the fighters in separate cages when they aren’t fighting so you only would have to deal with one at a time (two while they were fighting). If they ever all got out, they could team up against you and fuck your shit up.

With that being said, how many 8 inch cage fighters would it take to beat your ass? They’d have to swarm you all at once to have a chance because you could most likely just kick them out of the way one at a time otherwise. Even still you could shake a couple of them off if they start climbing you or something. But they do have weapons… One could confront you while another is sneaking up behind you and slicing the holy hell out of your Achilles tendon. Once you’re down, it’s go time and all the other little bastards wreck your ass. Aside from that, this seems like a totally marketable idea. Discuss.

I'll throw in one of these things for good measure.

[img]graemlins/eathead.gif[/img]

[ January 31, 2005, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

ninjaface · 01-31-2005, 05:00 PM

The 8 inch people could also be pitted against animals. I could enjoy these action figure sized people without having them fight. You could toss them 20 or 30 ft in the air and catch them. You could throw them into a pile of snow, leaves, shit... really whatever you wanted. Tie one to your car antenna and drive around in bad weather. You could also put them in a big pickle jar and shake it really hard.

Ugly Bastard · 01-31-2005, 05:07 PM

Good post.

I'd say it'd only take about 10 or so 8 inch clones to take me out. I mean, if you really imagine an 8 inch clone standing right by your mouse right now, kinda big to be honest. Now imagine 10 of them. Now imagine those 10 attacking the shit out of you.

I think they could take me out..

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 05:29 PM

10 even with weapons?!?!? What if they pull a sneak attack?

the Butcher · 01-31-2005, 05:44 PM

I could kick all of their asses. Even if they have guns and shit, think about it...the bullets and such would be so small that it wouldn't be anything more than a little prick from a needle. Fuck them. I'd just stomp on all of them with my mighty Chucks.

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 05:50 PM

Chuck Taylors are their weakness! How'd you know?!?!?!?

the Butcher · 01-31-2005, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
Chuck Taylors are their weakness! How'd you know?!?!?!?

Oh...I just know. Chucks can defeat anything: Old people walking too slowly in front of you, emo kids crying to you for attention and yes, even 8 inch tall clones.

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 05:58 PM

Are they all blue chucks?

Saint DH · 01-31-2005, 08:56 PM

The only way they could get me is if they did the sneak attack like the little bitches they are. Think about it. So there's 30 of them climbing on you trying to get to your neck so they can slice it. What do you do? You jump in the fucking air and do a belly smacker on the pavement. Repeat as many times necessary. All those fuckers would be squashed.

[ January 31, 2005, 05:56 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

01-31-2005, 09:00 PM

Yeah it would definitely take way more than 10.

8" isnt that big, and assuming they are proportional humans, they wouldn't be extremely quick. You could just make circles kicking the living fuck out of them and jumping on them. Assuming they dont have throwing weapons, I bet I could take out at least 100.

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 09:04 PM

What if 5 or 6 of them combined their strength and picked up a life size gun. Then another one could come and pull the trigger.

01-31-2005, 09:06 PM

I could dodge the gun quicker than they could aim it, come up behind them, kick them, then shoot them individually with the gun (which would splatter them all over the fucking room).

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 09:11 PM

We're getting ahead of ourselves here... Let's go back to making them fight each other. Cloning people could potentially be expensive, so we don't want to waste them.

Beebs · 01-31-2005, 10:24 PM

My 8" clone would be fucking awsome. It would be proportionatly bigger than most, because I am only 5'6" so it wouldn't have to shrink as much.

01-31-2005, 10:26 PM

My 8" clone would have a 1.5" penis.

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 10:27 PM

They don't start out tall and shrink, they start off at about 2 inches. It takes them about 2 weeks to grow to full height. Shrinking clones... That's just ridiculous.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-31-2005, 10:52 PM

How about 8 inch hot girl clones? Imagining a couple hanging around my cock is making my pants tight. Is that wrong?

FC I doubt you could take 100. Assuming theyre intelligence isn't proportional to their height, a coordinated attack from 100 8 inch clones could easily take out any single normal human being easily.

[ January 31, 2005, 07:53 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

ninjaface · 01-31-2005, 10:53 PM

What is the life-span of one of these clones(without fighting to the death)?

Beebs · 01-31-2005, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
They don't start out tall and shrink, they start off at about 2 inches. It takes them about 2 weeks to grow to full height. Shrinking clones... That's just ridiculous.

Shrinking was the wrong word. I mean if they are all exactly 8 inches, mine would represent a higher percentage of my actual body.

StabMaster Arson · 01-31-2005, 11:05 PM

why don't we just make 3" clones?
this way we have almost as much fun with much less concern for our lives.

ninjaface · 01-31-2005, 11:11 PM

That would take more genetic engineering.

I like how you said "much less concern for our lives"..

It made me think... how small does a person have to be for their life to be insignificant? I'm not trying to be philosophical.. I want heights.

Orgazmo · 01-31-2005, 11:14 PM

I think anything less than 4 inches tall has no significance.

ninjaface · 01-31-2005, 11:36 PM

That seems about right. What I don't understand is the people that freak out if you kill some bugs. Bugs outnumber humans by far.

01-31-2005, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork:

FC I doubt you could take 100. Assuming theyre intelligence isn't proportional to their height, a coordinated attack from 100 8 inch clones could easily take out any single normal human being easily.

You have to be kidding me. I allready said no throwing weapons, what else could they do? Imagine a real life King Kong, do you think you and 99 buddies could kill him? Doubtful, you would run around like hopeless little ants. You might slice him here or there (but not very deep at all), but he would be able to fuck you up bad. Think about your clothes, they seem like mere clothes to you, but to an 8" midget, it might as well be impenitrable armor. They key is to not get surrounded, this isn't hard since you are much bigger and faster than them, take the war to an open battle field and go in swinging.

01-31-2005, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
I think anything less than 4 inches tall has no significance.

A 4" tall person could slit your jugular while you were sleeping.

01-31-2005, 03:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	How about this… 8 inch tall clones of real people who you train to fight in tiny cages to the death. Fuck it, give them weapons too. You and your friends can sit around and drink beer whilst watching tiny humans fight for their lives in an ultimate battle of skills and wills. When one fighter is vanquished, you simply re-clone him and bring him back to life. The only problem I foresee is an all out, 8 inch tall, mutiny. You’d have to keep all the fighters in separate cages when they aren’t fighting so you only would have to deal with one at a time (two while they were fighting). If they ever all got out, they could team up against you and fuck your shit up. With that being said, how many 8 inch cage fighters would it take to beat your ass? They’d have to swarm you all at once to have a chance because you could most likely just kick them out of the way one at a time otherwise. Even still you could shake a couple of them off if they start climbing you or something. But they do have weapons… One could confront you while another is sneaking up behind you and slicing the holy hell out of your Achilles tendon. Once you’re down, it’s go time and all the other little bastards wreck your ass. Aside from that, this seems like a totally marketable idea. Discuss. I'll throw in one of these things for good measure. [img]graemlins/eathead.gif[/img] [ January 31, 2005, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 05:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	10 even with weapons?!?!? What if they pull a sneak attack?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 05:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	I could kick all of their asses. Even if they have guns and shit, think about it...the bullets and such would be so small that it wouldn't be anything more than a little prick from a needle. Fuck them. I'd just stomp on all of them with my mighty Chucks.
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

01-31-2005, 05:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Chuck Taylors are their weakness! How'd you know?!?!?!?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 05:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Are they all blue chucks?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 05:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	The 8 inch people could also be pitted against animals. I could enjoy these action figure sized people without having them fight. You could toss them 20 or 30 ft in the air and catch them. You could throw them into a pile of snow, leaves, shit... really whatever you wanted. Tie one to your car antenna and drive around in bad weather. You could also put them in a big pickle jar and shake it really hard.

01-31-2005, 05:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Good post. I'd say it'd only take about 10 or so 8 inch clones to take me out. I mean, if you really imagine an 8 inch clone standing right by your mouse right now, kinda big to be honest. Now imagine 10 of them. Now imagine those 10 attacking the shit out of you. I think they could take me out.. -Ugly Bastard

01-31-2005, 08:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	The only way they could get me is if they did the sneak attack like the little bitches they are. Think about it. So there's 30 of them climbing on you trying to get to your neck so they can slice it. What do you do? You jump in the fucking air and do a belly smacker on the pavement. Repeat as many times necessary. All those fuckers would be squashed. [ January 31, 2005, 05:56 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

01-31-2005, 09:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah it would definitely take way more than 10. 8" isnt that big, and assuming they are proportional humans, they wouldn't be extremely quick. You could just make circles kicking the living fuck out of them and jumping on them. Assuming they dont have throwing weapons, I bet I could take out at least 100.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-31-2005, 09:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	What if 5 or 6 of them combined their strength and picked up a life size gun. Then another one could come and pull the trigger.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 09:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I could dodge the gun quicker than they could aim it, come up behind them, kick them, then shoot them individually with the gun (which would splatter them all over the fucking room).
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-31-2005, 09:11 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	We're getting ahead of ourselves here... Let's go back to making them fight each other. Cloning people could potentially be expensive, so we don't want to waste them.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 10:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	My 8" clone would be fucking awsome. It would be proportionatly bigger than most, because I am only 5'6" so it wouldn't have to shrink as much.

01-31-2005, 10:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	My 8" clone would have a 1.5" penis.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-31-2005, 10:27 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	They don't start out tall and shrink, they start off at about 2 inches. It takes them about 2 weeks to grow to full height. Shrinking clones... That's just ridiculous.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 10:52 PM	#17 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	How about 8 inch hot girl clones? Imagining a couple hanging around my cock is making my pants tight. Is that wrong? FC I doubt you could take 100. Assuming theyre intelligence isn't proportional to their height, a coordinated attack from 100 8 inch clones could easily take out any single normal human being easily. [ January 31, 2005, 07:53 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]
	#YOLO

01-31-2005, 10:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	What is the life-span of one of these clones(without fighting to the death)?

01-31-2005, 11:05 PM	#20 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	why don't we just make 3" clones? this way we have almost as much fun with much less concern for our lives.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

01-31-2005, 11:11 PM	#21 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	That would take more genetic engineering. I like how you said "much less concern for our lives".. It made me think... how small does a person have to be for their life to be insignificant? I'm not trying to be philosophical.. I want heights.

01-31-2005, 11:14 PM	#22 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	I think anything less than 4 inches tall has no significance.

01-31-2005, 11:36 PM	#23 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	That seems about right. What I don't understand is the people that freak out if you kill some bugs. Bugs outnumber humans by far.