.NET

[Ugly Bastard]

I'd like to thank my friend .NET for driving me to get my bicycle today. It was in the repair shop, and .NET took me to get it, which was very generous of him.

Some of you may know .NET as "Orgazmo" or "Censored", but his real name is ".NET" (pronounced "Dot Net").

Let's all share one of our favorite .NET stories:

One time I was at a gas station with .NET. I was washing the windows on his car with that little squeegy thing. I look up, and I see .NET walk over to the squeegy station, dip his hands in the washing formula, scrub his hands together, then pull out one of those blue shop towels and dry his hands. That's right, .NET washed his hands using the stuff that people use to clean the windows on their car. Silly .NET.

-Ugly Bastard

[Orgazmo]

What a badass.

[StabMaster Arson]

I can't say that I know the man. Washing your hands in windshield cleaner doesn't really make you a badass in my book.

[fancymeghan]

does .net know that people piss in that stuff sometimes?

i had calculus with .net back in high school and he came up with some pretty bitching games with a bottle cap in the back of the room.

the end.

[Adminisexxor]

Ahh, .net. I love that cocksucker. Seriously, when it comes to a loyal pal, there's no one like .net.

I remember how .net and I met. It was late, I was walking back from work one night when some fuckers start talkin' shit to me. So here I am, all alone, walking down the side of the road and these three punks are all up in my face. This one guy, big motherfucker, he's the leader of the pack, right? So he's tellin' me to give him all my shit and shit. Fuck that, I say. I don't do it, then this cunt gets all offensive, starts putting his titty-grabbers on me like he's here to fight. I'm not going to let him get the first hit, right? So I smack the assjob square in the face. He dropped, but his two buddies didn't like that shit, so now they're all on me, kickin' my shit, right? Well I'm pretty beat when the big fucker gets back up. He's pissed as fuck, right? So he tells the guys to fuckin' wait for a car to come down the road and they're gonna throw me out there. I'm fuckin' boilin' now, pissed as fuck, but I'm beat all to fuck and they have 3, so fuck, I'm grilled. They hold me there, side of the road prolly 5-6 min. before headlights start comin'. Fucker is barrelin' down this road too. I'm fucked. Anyway, right before this fucker gets up on us they toss me out there. This guy must have seen it coming from down the road 'cuz soon as they throw me, he takes a hard right and knocks out all 3 of the fuckers. No fuckin' damage to the car even. I was shocked. Get this though, one of the little guys is fuckin' up and running right away not as hurt as the other two, so he throws his motherfucker in reverse and ends up hitting the fucker upside a tree. Bends the shit out of his back bumper and trunk, he didn't give a shit tho. Yeah, fucker that was drivin' was .net. Good motherfucker. I'd take a bullet for that motherfucker. Damn good motherfucker.

[ April 15, 2004, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: Adminisexxor ]

[StabMaster Arson]

Originally posted by Adminisexxor:
Ahh, .net. I love that cocksucker. Seriously, when it comes to a loyal pal, there's no one like .net.

I remember how .net and I met. It was late, I was walking back from work one night when some fuckers start talkin' shit to me. So here I am, all alone, walking down the side of the road and these three punks are all up in my face. This one guy, big motherfucker, he's the leader of the pack, right? So he's tellin' me to give him all my shit and shit. Fuck that, I say. I don't do it, then this cunt gets all offensive, starts putting his titty-grabbers on me like he's here to fight. I'm not going to let him get the first hit, right? So I smack the assjob square in the face. He dropped, but his two buddies didn't like that shit, so now they're all on me, kickin' my shit, right? Well I'm pretty beat when the big fucker gets back up. He's pissed as fuck, right? So he tells the guys to fuckin' wait for a car to come down the road and they're gonna throw me out there. I'm fuckin' boilin' now, pissed as fuck, but I'm beat all to fuck and they have 3, so fuck, I'm grilled. They hold me there, side of the road prolly 5-6 min. before headlights start comin'. Fucker is barrelin' down this road too. I'm fucked. Anyway, right before this fucker gets up on us they toss me out there. This guy must have seen it coming from down the road 'cuz soon as they throw me, he takes a hard right and knocks out all 3 of the fuckers. No fuckin' damage to the car even. I was shocked. Get this though, one of the little guys is fuckin' up and running right away not as hurt as the other two, so he throws his motherfucker in reverse and ends up hitting the fucker upside a tree. Bends the shit out of his back bumper and trunk, he didn't give a shit tho. Yeah, fucker that was drivin' was .net. Good motherfucker. I'd take a bullet for that motherfucker. Damn good motherfucker.

so one of the guys beating you up was a cement post in the middle of a parking lot? good times.

[Orgazmo]

I believe he said that .net pinned the fellow against a tree...

[underwater]

ah! i was gonna ask the other day who the number one member was........ so.. there i have it.