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Alpha · 08-12-2003, 01:32 AM

Why don't we have a tail? I don't understand how evolution has brought us to only having a tail bone, that's fucked up, tails would be the shit, i could hang from stuff, not to mention fuck a girl from a couple feet away. I wonder how many other uses for a tail I could find?

Ugly Bastard · 08-12-2003, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alpha:
not to mention fuck a girl from a couple feet away.

Random Thought of the Day 08.12.03

You mean you can't do that now? What's the problem here Alpha?

-Ugly Bastard

Alpha · 08-12-2003, 02:09 PM

If you had a penis that is a couple feet long, would you really pass out from the lack of bloodflow to your head? Or is that just an urban myth? Maybe Piledes would know...

Jesus Chrystler · 08-13-2003, 04:12 AM

Random Thought of the Day
I hate going to weddings. It seems that all of my older female relatives feel it necessary to come up to me, poke me in the ribs, and say "You're next."

They'll stop that shit when I start doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[ August 13, 2003, 02:14 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]

Ugly Bastard · 08-13-2003, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jesus Chrystler:
Random Thought of the Day
I hate going to weddings. It seems that all of my older female relatives feel it necessary to come up to me, poke me in the ribs, and say "You're next."

They'll stop that shit when I start doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Random Thought of the Day 08.13.03

I've heard that before. Who does that?

-Ugly Bastard

Edit: Is it Kevin James?

[ August 13, 2003, 08:07 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Orgazmo · 08-13-2003, 05:57 PM

I just fed Dylan a fly and the pimp son of a bitch at it. Dylan is my turtle. He eats flies now. Live flies. What a stud.

malibu · 08-14-2003, 01:43 AM

Wow, most girls are a waste of time

I really realized tonight just how hard most females are to please. No matter what you say, they're never happy. Sorry, guys, that you have to deal with our shit all the time.

[ August 13, 2003, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: malibu ]

Alpha · 08-14-2003, 01:44 AM

What would I be like if i were raised in a ghetto? Would I still be the same person I am today or would I have fallen to shitty music and a severe materialistic philosophy towards life? Would I get my ass kicked a lot by tuff gang members?

sim_flex_x · 08-14-2003, 03:15 AM

i hate styrofoam
especially the kind that breaks into tiny little balls and floats all over the place

Alpha · 08-14-2003, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sim_flex_x:
i hate styrofoam
especially the kind that breaks into tiny little balls and floats all over the place

Have you ever tried rubbing it against the screen of a fan? It feels like it's snowing in your room, though you would want to get the vacumm out.

the_butcher · 08-14-2003, 03:44 PM

[Random Thought of the Day | 8.14.03]

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.

(Not actually my phrase. Download Mitch Hedberg to hear the joke in a much funnier tone of voice.)

silver and cold · 08-14-2003, 09:54 PM

Random Thought Of The Day:8-14-03
Jeez, I cant wait till tomorrow...

sim_flex_x · 08-14-2003, 10:17 PM

Random thought of the day: August 14, 2003
Alpha made me laugh

[ August 14, 2003, 08:17 PM: Message edited by: sim_flex_x ]

tonguegina · 08-15-2003, 12:52 AM

Random Thought of the Day: August 14, 2003

6 more days of this shit? Thank God. I'm almost free.

victim · 08-16-2003, 10:42 PM

Random Thought of the Day: August 16, 2003

Trixie The Black Whore from the Civil War has quite the potential to ruin me.

Boonley · 08-16-2003, 11:20 PM

Random Thought of the Day: August 16, 2003
BDH is a jew.

[ August 16, 2003, 09:21 PM: Message edited by: Boonley ]

tonguegina · 08-17-2003, 02:10 AM

Random Thought of the Day: August 17, 2003

Jews suck. They're just so...Jewish. (Except for Jerry Seinfeld)

the_butcher · 08-17-2003, 05:50 PM

[Random Thought of the Day | 8.17.03]

i hate school.

sim_flex_x · 08-21-2003, 06:04 PM

Random Thought of the Day: August 21, 2003
:[
sad

[ August 21, 2003, 04:04 PM: Message edited by: sim_flex_x ]

tonguegina · 08-21-2003, 06:43 PM

Random Thought of the Day: August 21, 2003

Thank God I'm down here, and not up there. Warsaw supremely sucks.

sim_flex_x · 08-24-2003, 03:49 AM

Random Thought of the Day: August 24, 2003
i wish my dorm had air conditioning...

Titan · 08-24-2003, 03:52 AM

Random Thought of the Day: August 24, 2003

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Yeah I'm going to have the same problem.

LSD · 08-24-2003, 03:37 PM

why do some water bottles have ingredients on them?

sim_flex_x · 08-29-2003, 12:31 PM

Random Thought of the Day: August 29, 2003
I love the smell of rain

tonguegina · 08-29-2003, 01:01 PM

Random Thought of the Day: August 29, 2003
I love walking through a downpour.

08-12-2003, 01:32 AM	#251 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Why don't we have a tail? I don't understand how evolution has brought us to only having a tail bone, that's fucked up, tails would be the shit, i could hang from stuff, not to mention fuck a girl from a couple feet away. I wonder how many other uses for a tail I could find?
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

08-12-2003, 02:09 PM	#253 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	If you had a penis that is a couple feet long, would you really pass out from the lack of bloodflow to your head? Or is that just an urban myth? Maybe Piledes would know...
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

08-13-2003, 04:12 AM	#254 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	Random Thought of the Day I hate going to weddings. It seems that all of my older female relatives feel it necessary to come up to me, poke me in the ribs, and say "You're next." They'll stop that shit when I start doing the same thing to them at funerals. [ August 13, 2003, 02:14 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

08-14-2003, 01:43 AM	#257 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Wow, most girls are a waste of time I really realized tonight just how hard most females are to please. No matter what you say, they're never happy. Sorry, guys, that you have to deal with our shit all the time. [ August 13, 2003, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: malibu ]
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

08-14-2003, 01:44 AM	#258 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	What would I be like if i were raised in a ghetto? Would I still be the same person I am today or would I have fallen to shitty music and a severe materialistic philosophy towards life? Would I get my ass kicked a lot by tuff gang members?
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

08-13-2003, 05:57 PM	#256 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	I just fed Dylan a fly and the pimp son of a bitch at it. Dylan is my turtle. He eats flies now. Live flies. What a stud.

08-14-2003, 03:15 AM	#259 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	i hate styrofoam especially the kind that breaks into tiny little balls and floats all over the place

08-14-2003, 03:44 PM	#261 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	[Random Thought of the Day \| 8.14.03] If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up. (Not actually my phrase. Download Mitch Hedberg to hear the joke in a much funnier tone of voice.)
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-14-2003, 09:54 PM	#262 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Random Thought Of The Day:8-14-03 Jeez, I cant wait till tomorrow...
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

08-14-2003, 10:17 PM	#263 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	Random thought of the day: August 14, 2003 Alpha made me laugh [ August 14, 2003, 08:17 PM: Message edited by: sim_flex_x ]

08-15-2003, 12:52 AM	#264 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Random Thought of the Day: August 14, 2003 6 more days of this shit? Thank God. I'm almost free.

08-16-2003, 10:42 PM	#265 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Random Thought of the Day: August 16, 2003 Trixie The Black Whore from the Civil War has quite the potential to ruin me.
	get off my internet!!!

08-16-2003, 11:20 PM	#266 (permalink)
Boonley Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Forest Posts: 5 Internets: 10	Random Thought of the Day: August 16, 2003 BDH is a jew. [ August 16, 2003, 09:21 PM: Message edited by: Boonley ]

08-17-2003, 02:10 AM	#267 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Random Thought of the Day: August 17, 2003 Jews suck. They're just so...Jewish. (Except for Jerry Seinfeld)

08-17-2003, 05:50 PM	#268 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	[Random Thought of the Day \| 8.17.03] i hate school.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-21-2003, 06:04 PM	#269 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	Random Thought of the Day: August 21, 2003 :[ sad [ August 21, 2003, 04:04 PM: Message edited by: sim_flex_x ]

08-21-2003, 06:43 PM	#270 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Random Thought of the Day: August 21, 2003 Thank God I'm down here, and not up there. Warsaw supremely sucks.

08-24-2003, 03:49 AM	#271 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	Random Thought of the Day: August 24, 2003 i wish my dorm had air conditioning...

08-24-2003, 03:52 AM	#272 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Random Thought of the Day: August 24, 2003 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Yeah I'm going to have the same problem.
	I do what the fuck I want.

08-24-2003, 03:37 PM	#273 (permalink)
LSD Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN Posts: 62 Internets: 10	why do some water bottles have ingredients on them?

08-29-2003, 12:31 PM	#274 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	Random Thought of the Day: August 29, 2003 I love the smell of rain

08-29-2003, 01:01 PM	#275 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Random Thought of the Day: August 29, 2003 I love walking through a downpour.