Karl 'The Glyde' Winslow - Nubblies.net Forums

Ugly Bastard · 03-04-2004, 01:50 PM

This thread should be deleted, because no real names are allowed on Nubblies.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 03-04-2004, 01:59 PM

Yeah, that's true.

Kaaaaaaaaaarl!

Hey Karl...can I have your autograph?

Ugly Bastard · 03-04-2004, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Hey Karl...can I have your autograph?

The Glyde, he just asked for your autograph...what do you say to him?

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 03-04-2004, 03:44 PM

Does the Glyde even sign autographs? I heard a rumor somewhere that he wasn't into that type of stuff.

Ugly Bastard · 03-04-2004, 03:49 PM

The Glyde don't sign no autographs.

-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 03-04-2004, 03:57 PM

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 03-04-2004, 05:41 PM

Step away. Sir. Sir, please. Step away from The Glyde. Glyde don't sign no autographs.

Super Nintendo · 03-04-2004, 09:20 PM

I wish I had an ounce of a clue of what was happening in this thread...

Orgazmo · 03-04-2004, 09:28 PM

It's really simple. There this guy, karl. Karl isn't his real name, but he's a nickname whore, so karl is what he goes by. Anyway, since his name is karl, it only makes sense that his last name is winslow. Also, he's good at basketball, so he can glyde. Hope that cleared it up for you.

Super Nintendo · 03-04-2004, 11:49 PM

It does, but now that I know, I want an autograph...so things just got more problematic...

Orgazmo · 03-04-2004, 11:51 PM

Sorry. The Glyde don't give no autographs. Right, Glyde?

Ugly Bastard · 03-05-2004, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Karl isn't his real name.

Super Nintendo, ignore that sentence. Karl is his real first name, Winslow is his real last name. The Glyde has been his nickname ever since 1998, when Clyde "The Glide" Drexler retired from the NBA.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 03-05-2004, 01:25 AM

Yeah, that's actually true.

When The Glide retired, The Glyde was like "someone has to fill his shoes...I might as well be that someone." After that, The Glyde became The Glyde. He don't sign no autographs, though...so don't even ask.

Ugly Bastard · 03-05-2004, 01:27 AM

<center><font size="6">The Glyde Don't Sign No Autographs!!</font> </center>

-Ugly Bastard

Super Nintendo · 03-05-2004, 01:53 AM

So, let me get this absolutely straight...
The Glyde....don't sign no autographs...?

Ugly Bastard · 03-05-2004, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Super Nintendo:
The Glyde....don't sign no autographs...?

Bizingo!!!

The Glyde isn't signing today. Or ever. 'Cause the Glyde don't sign no autographs.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 03-05-2004, 02:05 AM

Actually, we should probably just ask The Glyde.

Hey, The Glyde...Do you sign autographs? This kind gentlemen is curious.

Combat Chuck · 03-05-2004, 02:06 AM

Fuck him. Geez, and here I've been standing in line for the PAST FIVE YEARS!

Fuck you Karl. Fuck you Winslow. Fuck you Glyde. Fuck you Clyde.

Super Nintendo · 03-05-2004, 02:29 AM

Is there ever even a chance of catching a GLIMPSE of The Glyde???

Orgazmo · 03-05-2004, 02:33 AM

If you watch this, you'll see The Glyde with his face blurred. The Glyde don't like no extra publicity.

If you rather use your imagination, think of a mixture of this:

And this:

...And this I guess

That's an albino turtle

[ March 04, 2004, 11:37 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

AcTivE · 03-05-2004, 02:43 AM

looks like yleka urnbettaba

Orgazmo · 03-05-2004, 02:46 AM

That's because it is yleka urnbettaba!

Ugly Bastard · 03-05-2004, 02:52 AM

Not The Glyde:

The Glyde:

The Glyde don't sign no autographs.

-Ugly Bastard

StabMaster Arson · 03-05-2004, 03:15 AM

The Glide:

tonguegina · 03-05-2004, 03:47 PM

Hey Karl, we've played side by side for the past two years...can I get an autograph?

[ March 05, 2004, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

03-05-2004, 02:43 AM	#21 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	looks like yleka urnbettaba
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03-05-2004, 03:15 AM	#24 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	The Glide:
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

03-04-2004, 01:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	This thread should be deleted, because no real names are allowed on Nubblies. -Ugly Bastard

03-04-2004, 01:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,710 Internets: 308538	Yeah, that's true. Kaaaaaaaaaarl! Hey Karl...can I have your autograph?

03-04-2004, 03:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,710 Internets: 308538	Does the Glyde even sign autographs? I heard a rumor somewhere that he wasn't into that type of stuff.

03-04-2004, 03:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The Glyde don't sign no autographs. -Ugly Bastard

03-04-2004, 03:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	-Ugly Bastard

03-04-2004, 05:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,710 Internets: 308538	Step away. Sir. Sir, please. Step away from The Glyde. Glyde don't sign no autographs.

03-04-2004, 09:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
Super Nintendo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Elkhart/Bloomington Posts: 200 Internets: 10	I wish I had an ounce of a clue of what was happening in this thread...

03-04-2004, 09:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,710 Internets: 308538	It's really simple. There this guy, karl. Karl isn't his real name, but he's a nickname whore, so karl is what he goes by. Anyway, since his name is karl, it only makes sense that his last name is winslow. Also, he's good at basketball, so he can glyde. Hope that cleared it up for you.

03-04-2004, 11:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
Super Nintendo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Elkhart/Bloomington Posts: 200 Internets: 10	It does, but now that I know, I want an autograph...so things just got more problematic...

03-04-2004, 11:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,710 Internets: 308538	Sorry. The Glyde don't give no autographs. Right, Glyde?

03-05-2004, 01:25 AM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,710 Internets: 308538	Yeah, that's actually true. When The Glide retired, The Glyde was like "someone has to fill his shoes...I might as well be that someone." After that, The Glyde became The Glyde. He don't sign no autographs, though...so don't even ask.

03-05-2004, 01:27 AM	#14 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<center><font size="6">The Glyde Don't Sign No Autographs!!</font> </center> -Ugly Bastard

03-05-2004, 01:53 AM	#15 (permalink)
Super Nintendo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Elkhart/Bloomington Posts: 200 Internets: 10	So, let me get this absolutely straight... The Glyde....don't sign no autographs...?

03-05-2004, 02:05 AM	#17 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,710 Internets: 308538	Actually, we should probably just ask The Glyde. Hey, The Glyde...Do you sign autographs? This kind gentlemen is curious.

03-05-2004, 02:06 AM	#18 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Fuck him. Geez, and here I've been standing in line for the PAST FIVE YEARS! Fuck you Karl. Fuck you Winslow. Fuck you Glyde. Fuck you Clyde.

03-05-2004, 02:29 AM	#19 (permalink)
Super Nintendo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Elkhart/Bloomington Posts: 200 Internets: 10	Is there ever even a chance of catching a GLIMPSE of The Glyde???

03-05-2004, 02:33 AM	#20 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,710 Internets: 308538	If you watch this, you'll see The Glyde with his face blurred. The Glyde don't like no extra publicity. If you rather use your imagination, think of a mixture of this: And this: ...And this I guess That's an albino turtle [ March 04, 2004, 11:37 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

03-05-2004, 02:46 AM	#22 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,710 Internets: 308538	That's because it is yleka urnbettaba!

03-05-2004, 02:52 AM	#23 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Not The Glyde: The Glyde: The Glyde don't sign no autographs. -Ugly Bastard

03-05-2004, 03:47 PM	#25 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Hey Karl, we've played side by side for the past two years...can I get an autograph? [ March 05, 2004, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]