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Ugly Bastard · 01-21-2005, 07:02 PM

Versus each other, the Kings will win more hands than the Jack-Ten. Not that this discredits your "I like to draw - so give me JT" theory. Personally, I'm the kind of player that would rather take the odds, straight up.

-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 01-28-2005, 08:20 PM

Oops!

-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 01-28-2005, 09:02 PM

I'm too immature for a chip stack this big.

-Ugly Bastard

f3lix · 01-31-2005, 05:28 AM

The truth comes out...

Ugly Bastard · 01-31-2005, 05:49 AM

Shit. You weren't supposed to see that....

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 02-16-2005, 01:34 AM

All-in on the flop. When he turns his shit over, my pants tighten a bit. When I see the turn, I actually squirt a little bit of precum out of my penis. Was neat.

Ugly Bastard · 02-16-2005, 01:44 AM

Nice hand, Mr.Orange.

Anyone with a screenname like that must just be an enormous badass.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 02-16-2005, 02:06 AM

BrassMonkees · 02-21-2005, 12:28 AM

8th out of 2303 people...I'll take it.

[ February 23, 2005, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

f3lix · 02-21-2005, 09:24 PM

5 hours for $10? lol...congrats though

Ugly Bastard · 02-22-2005, 05:09 AM

I cleaned out TJ Cloutier!!!!!

-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 02-23-2005, 04:07 AM

This is what's known as the "Nuts"

-Ugly Bastard

[ February 23, 2005, 01:14 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Ironic Mustache · 02-23-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
This is what's known as the "Nuts"

-Ugly Bastard

No fucking way.....

Ugly Bastard · 02-23-2005, 05:17 PM

That was my 3rd one actually. This one definetly made me the most $$$ though. Funny thing is, after that flop, "Royal" didn't even cross my mind. I was more concerned with how I was going to get this guy to pay me off with the nut flush. Then the turn came, and I was like "Holy fuck! I have a Royal!". Didn't even register in my mind that it could happen after that flop.

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 02-23-2005, 05:37 PM

The guy must have had a decent diamond. I'd be pissed.

Ugly Bastard · 02-23-2005, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
The guy must have had a decent diamond. I'd be pissed.

He didn't. Two pair. Most of the money went in preflop and on the flop. Once the 4th diamond hit, he slowed down big time.

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 02-23-2005, 07:20 PM

I would think so... 4 diamonds on the board is way to scary for two pair. It would have been a great time for a bluff if you weren't holding the nuts.

(Holding the nuts is funny.)

f3lix · 02-23-2005, 09:41 PM

had only he boated...

Ironic Mustache · 02-23-2005, 10:20 PM

Its so hard to toss a boat.

f3lix · 02-26-2005, 06:57 AM

QJ goes all in first preflop 3 or 4 callers on BB, so I reraise all in to take all the dead money and get called by A,9...the board comes as follows...

Ugly Bastard · 02-26-2005, 05:03 PM

That would be one helluva tournament hand to witness. God damn. How'd you finish?

-Ugly Bastard

f3lix · 02-26-2005, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
That would be one helluva tournament hand to witness. God damn. How'd you finish?

-Ugly Bastard

25th

Orgazmo · 02-27-2005, 03:32 AM

You really have to feel for this fucker (the small stack...the big stack was just a dumbass). He had a baby ace and had the discipline to think he was outkicked on the flop (that discipline went out the window after he made his boat though).

Carnivorous Flavor · 02-27-2005, 04:20 AM

four of a kind is rare in hold em....i'd never fold a boat in hold em....never. too many bull shitters out there.

Ugly Bastard · 02-27-2005, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carnivorous Flavor:
four of a kind is rare in hold em....i'd never fold a boat in hold em....never. too many bull shitters out there.

Its people like you who have allowed me to live a pretty luxurious life the past several months.

-Ugly Bastard

02-16-2005, 02:06 AM	#133 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Thx.

02-21-2005, 12:28 AM	#134 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	8th out of 2303 people...I'll take it. [ February 23, 2005, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]
	neither here nor there...

02-23-2005, 05:37 PM	#140 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	The guy must have had a decent diamond. I'd be pissed.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-23-2005, 07:20 PM	#142 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I would think so... 4 diamonds on the board is way to scary for two pair. It would have been a great time for a bluff if you weren't holding the nuts. (Holding the nuts is funny.)
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-23-2005, 10:20 PM	#144 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Its so hard to toss a boat.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-21-2005, 07:02 PM	#126 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Versus each other, the Kings will win more hands than the Jack-Ten. Not that this discredits your "I like to draw - so give me JT" theory. Personally, I'm the kind of player that would rather take the odds, straight up. -Ugly Bastard

01-28-2005, 08:20 PM	#127 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Oops! -Ugly Bastard

01-28-2005, 09:02 PM	#128 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I'm too immature for a chip stack this big. -Ugly Bastard

01-31-2005, 05:28 AM	#129 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	The truth comes out...

01-31-2005, 05:49 AM	#130 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Shit. You weren't supposed to see that.... -Ugly Bastard

02-16-2005, 01:34 AM	#131 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	All-in on the flop. When he turns his shit over, my pants tighten a bit. When I see the turn, I actually squirt a little bit of precum out of my penis. Was neat.

02-16-2005, 01:44 AM	#132 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Nice hand, Mr.Orange. Anyone with a screenname like that must just be an enormous badass. -Ugly Bastard

02-21-2005, 09:24 PM	#135 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	5 hours for $10? lol...congrats though

02-22-2005, 05:09 AM	#136 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I cleaned out TJ Cloutier!!!!! -Ugly Bastard

02-23-2005, 04:07 AM	#137 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	This is what's known as the "Nuts" -Ugly Bastard [ February 23, 2005, 01:14 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

02-23-2005, 05:17 PM	#139 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That was my 3rd one actually. This one definetly made me the most $$$ though. Funny thing is, after that flop, "Royal" didn't even cross my mind. I was more concerned with how I was going to get this guy to pay me off with the nut flush. Then the turn came, and I was like "Holy fuck! I have a Royal!". Didn't even register in my mind that it could happen after that flop. -Ugly Bastard

02-23-2005, 09:41 PM	#143 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	had only he boated...

02-26-2005, 06:57 AM	#145 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	QJ goes all in first preflop 3 or 4 callers on BB, so I reraise all in to take all the dead money and get called by A,9...the board comes as follows...

02-26-2005, 05:03 PM	#146 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That would be one helluva tournament hand to witness. God damn. How'd you finish? -Ugly Bastard

02-27-2005, 03:32 AM	#148 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	You really have to feel for this fucker (the small stack...the big stack was just a dumbass). He had a baby ace and had the discipline to think he was outkicked on the flop (that discipline went out the window after he made his boat though).

02-27-2005, 04:20 AM	#149 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	four of a kind is rare in hold em....i'd never fold a boat in hold em....never. too many bull shitters out there.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....