I just made a complete ass of myself in front of Elisha Cuthbert - Nubblies.net Forums

Tig 'ol Bitties · 11-18-2003, 01:37 PM

Last night I went to see the Screening of The Girl Next Door, a movie coming out next year where Elisha Cuthbert plays this porn star that moves next door to this high school kid. She was totally hot in it, but you never get to see her naked, even though the film will definitely get an 'R' rating and there's much nudity and sex in it.

So after the movie, as my friend and I were walking out of the theater, we reach the corner of the block and my friend says to me, "I thought that movie wasn't that good," to which I replied, "I cannot believe I didn't get to see Elisha Cuthbert naked once!" As we turn the corner, who should be standing there right in front of us, but ELISHA CUTHBERT. Literally 3 feet in front of us, she was taking pictures with a group of girls. I had very conflicted feelings at that moment, both doing the 'deer in headlights' thing of realizing I was actually standing there looking at one of the hottest women alive, as well as feeling like a huge dick because she probably heard what I had just said.

Evidently they were having another screening of the film after ours, because she told the girls she was taking pictures with she was in a hurry to get in the theater. As she said bye to them, she walked past me, turned to look at me, smiled, and said, "Hey." Thinking this was my only chance to woo her with my words, I said, "Hey."

And that's it. That's the story. I know I'm a pussy, and I should have said or done something cooler, but oh well. I got to meet Elisha Cuthbert. And she acknowledged my existance. And that's good enough for me.

Edit: Also, when I saw her, her hair looked like that of Season 2, meaning it was shorter and not the horrific hairdo of this season. So perhaps she wears a wig for the show?

ahead of a backwards game · 11-18-2003, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by Tig 'ol Bitties:
[QB] As she said bye to them, she walked past me, turned to look at me, smiled, and said, "Hey." Thinking this was my only chance to woo her with my words, I said, "Hey."[/QB

tig you truly are a master of words. i can only hope that one day i will be as smooth and sauve as you are with the ladies.

Cocktooth · 11-18-2003, 02:42 PM

anyway you could post a pic of this hot girl....????

Tig 'ol Bitties · 11-18-2003, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Shaw:
anyway you could post a pic of this hot girl....????

Edited to use superpimp 'thumb' tag

[ November 18, 2003, 01:40 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Titan · 11-18-2003, 03:45 PM

OH MY GOD I FUCKING HATE HER I WANT TO STAB HER IN THE FUCKING FACE.

the_butcher · 11-18-2003, 08:56 PM

OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE HER I WANT TO STAB HER IN THE FUCKING POOSE.

ahead of a backwards game · 11-18-2003, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by the_butcher:
OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE HER I WANT TO STAB HER IN THE FUCKING POOSE.

as do i.

Titan · 11-18-2003, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by the_butcher:
I WANT TO STAB HER IN THE FUCKING POOSE.

Please do.

Ugly Bastard · 11-18-2003, 11:08 PM

Tig-

Where in the hell do you live that you just bump into girls like this on the sidewalk?

-Ugly Bastard

Tig 'ol Bitties · 11-19-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Tig-

Where in the hell do you live that you just bump into girls like this on the sidewalk?

-Ugly Bastard

Well I was in NY, I dont live there. I was up there visiting a friend for an extended weekend [img]smile.gif[/img]
Where I live is a secretive location, I am in the witness protection program.

the_butcher · 11-19-2003, 01:07 AM

Titan, when I type, I want to stab her in the poose, you were supposed to understand that it is meant to be interpreted as "I want to ram my dick in her vagina". Clear things up a little? Cool.

Cocktooth · 11-19-2003, 01:10 AM

um yeah stabbing her in the poose would be a great thing in my mind

Pliedes · 11-19-2003, 01:26 AM

I'd do her.

Titan · 11-19-2003, 01:37 AM

Somebody, please stab her in the poose.
Stab her in the poose til she's dead.
Yeah. I'm serious.

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Originally posted by Pliedes:
I'd do her.

Wow... you're spelling's really gone down hill man... that wasn't even close to how you're supposed to spell "anything".

Combat Chuck · 11-19-2003, 06:07 AM

Yeah, given her performance on 24 this past season....she doesn't gain much respect for me in the intelligence department.

But given her titties' performance on 24 this past season, she gains much of my penis in the sex organ area.

And given my penis' performance in that act, I should gain the respect of all fellow men.

There you have it.

11-18-2003, 02:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
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11-18-2003, 03:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
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11-19-2003, 01:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Titan, when I type, I want to stab her in the poose, you were supposed to understand that it is meant to be interpreted as "I want to ram my dick in her vagina". Clear things up a little? Cool.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

11-19-2003, 01:10 AM	#12 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	um yeah stabbing her in the poose would be a great thing in my mind
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11-18-2003, 01:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tig 'ol Bitties Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Right Thurr Posts: 96 Internets: 10	Last night I went to see the Screening of The Girl Next Door, a movie coming out next year where Elisha Cuthbert plays this porn star that moves next door to this high school kid. She was totally hot in it, but you never get to see her naked, even though the film will definitely get an 'R' rating and there's much nudity and sex in it. So after the movie, as my friend and I were walking out of the theater, we reach the corner of the block and my friend says to me, "I thought that movie wasn't that good," to which I replied, "I cannot believe I didn't get to see Elisha Cuthbert naked once!" As we turn the corner, who should be standing there right in front of us, but ELISHA CUTHBERT. Literally 3 feet in front of us, she was taking pictures with a group of girls. I had very conflicted feelings at that moment, both doing the 'deer in headlights' thing of realizing I was actually standing there looking at one of the hottest women alive, as well as feeling like a huge dick because she probably heard what I had just said. Evidently they were having another screening of the film after ours, because she told the girls she was taking pictures with she was in a hurry to get in the theater. As she said bye to them, she walked past me, turned to look at me, smiled, and said, "Hey." Thinking this was my only chance to woo her with my words, I said, "Hey." And that's it. That's the story. I know I'm a pussy, and I should have said or done something cooler, but oh well. I got to meet Elisha Cuthbert. And she acknowledged my existance. And that's good enough for me. Edit: Also, when I saw her, her hair looked like that of Season 2, meaning it was shorter and not the horrific hairdo of this season. So perhaps she wears a wig for the show?

11-18-2003, 11:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Tig- Where in the hell do you live that you just bump into girls like this on the sidewalk? -Ugly Bastard

11-19-2003, 01:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I'd do her.

11-19-2003, 06:07 AM	#15 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Yeah, given her performance on 24 this past season....she doesn't gain much respect for me in the intelligence department. But given her titties' performance on 24 this past season, she gains much of my penis in the sex organ area. And given my penis' performance in that act, I should gain the respect of all fellow men. There you have it.