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Unread 11-21-2002, 02:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I don't know if you've heard about this, but there is a group of people that are sueing McDonalds because of their fat kids. They are blaming a fast food chain for their children being lazy fat-asses. Does anyone else find this at least a little disturbing?
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Unread 11-21-2002, 02:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Yeah, I've heard something to this effect. It's like sueing a porn shop because you didn't know that their products would make you want to masterbate. C'mon now...

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Unread 11-21-2002, 02:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahahahaha.

seriously holy shit how stupid can the american people get.

if you're going to sue mcdonald's sue them for how much their food BLOWS.
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Unread 11-21-2002, 02:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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As bad as it sounds these people will probaly win. You can sue anyone these days and get whatever you want, for no real reason at all.
There kids are too fat. Damn, it'll be hilarious to watch that case, as these 400 lb parents watch their fat ass kids take the stand...
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They'd crush the stand. You need some sort of industrial-courtroom for something like this.


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Unread 11-21-2002, 02:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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have you heard of the case of that robber who got locked inside some guys garage, sued for lack of adequate food, and WON, what the fuck is that shit?? if he would have shot and killed him, he would have been better off
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Unread 11-21-2002, 02:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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If we lived in Texas, we wouldn't have any problems with robbers or fat kids, we'd just pull out our revolver and shoot the fuckers...
For once, i just wanna hear ol' G Dubya say "don't mess with texas"....is that so much to ask.
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I heard one where a robber was climbing through a window, and triped on an end table, falling and breaking his leg. Needless to say, he took them to court and won.
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Maybe when he's giving his farewell speech... or if you want to hear him say it so much, set off a small explosive in his home town.
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Unread 11-21-2002, 12:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah, Groff gave us examples of how different states react to crimes with different punishments.

Somewhere on the east coast, a robber broke into a house. The guy asleep upstairs got a baseball bat when he heard the noise and went to investigate. When the robber saw him, he attacked the homeowner, so the guy hit him with the bat, knocked him out, and called the cops. The robber sued for assault or some shit and won an assload of money...

Then again, in Texas, a guy came home on his lunch break and found his wife fucking some other guy in their bedroom. Without them knowing he was home, we went into his closet, got his shotgun, and killed his wife and the guy fucking her. He got taken to court, of course, and was charged with firing a weapon within city limits...and got off with a fine.

Goodtimes...
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yeah the east coast courts are pretty fucked up here are 2 stories to prove it....

a little girl was eating at an outdoor restauraunt. While eating, a bee stung her, so as a result the girls family sued the restaurant. They managed to prove that the bee sting caused the girl emotional and physical pain, and was able to get 2 million from the restaurant.

in new york, a man who was dead drunk at the time tired to get on a moving bus. When the bus hit him, the man sued the bus company for 1 million since the bus driver did not stop in time.
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Unread 11-21-2002, 07:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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it's stupid to sue people for idiotic things. everyone is looking for a reason to get easy money b/c their too lazy to work hard for it. there are exceptions of course like the lottery, and gambling. but to sue someone for a couple million b/c you just feel like it...it's stupid.

i've heard a story like orgazmo's but a little different. a robber broke into a person's house stole a few things than took a step out of the house when the homeowner shot him in the leg. the thief sued the guy for shooting him and claimed that he was simply walking on the guys property and won throwing the homeowner in jail.

after hearing that i asked around to find out what the rule on that is. i guess if someone robs you and you attack him inside your house it's legal, but as soon as he takes a step outside of your house you can't touch him or it's assult, even though he's on your property....our world is fucking messed up with gay ass rules like that. if someone is going to steal something in my house i'm going to beat the shit out of him no matter where he's at on my property.
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I SAY DEATH TO ANYONE WHO SUES FOR SOMTHING THAT IS THEIR OWN FAULT OR THE FAULT OF MOTHER NATURE DEATH BY BASEBALL BAT TO THE NUTS
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Unread 11-22-2002, 12:31 AM   #14 (permalink)
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That should be the new way for executing death row inmates!!!

Death by a bat to the nuts!

Write to your congressman!!!

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