National Depression Awareness Day - Nubblies.net Forums

tonguegina · 10-09-2003, 04:37 PM

I mean, sure we've all known forever that I am, but now it's official. Today is National Depression Awareness Day (or something to that effect), and all Ball State students received an e-mail today that gave a link to a depression test. I decided to take it, and this is the result:

"Your screening results are highly consistent with the symptoms of clinical depression."

Now, I'm depressed. Apparently, I'm supposed to go see some on-campus psychiatrist or something. Who needs that when I have Nubblies, right?

silver and cold · 10-09-2003, 04:44 PM

Can you post a link to the quiz? It sounds interesting.

Titan · 10-09-2003, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
Who needs that when I have Nubblies, right?

Damn right.

tonguegina · 10-09-2003, 04:53 PM

You may have to be a Ball State student, I don't know. This is the introductory page. There are links to for depression, alcoholics, eating disorders, and post-traumatic stress. Enjoy.

https://www.mentalhealthscreening.or..._screening.asp

If they ask for a password, it's CARDINAL.

[ October 09, 2003, 03:02 PM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

silver and cold · 10-09-2003, 05:14 PM

It says I'm a danger to my self. I'm not that bad though, I dont think.

tonguegina · 10-09-2003, 06:08 PM

Hey, how do you know if you are a danger to yourself or not? You have to believe everything they tell you. It's on the internet, it has to be 100% accurate. They don't put just anything on there.

Pliedes · 10-09-2003, 07:11 PM

It says I'm depressed too.

But it didn't say I was an alcoholic.

rla128 · 10-09-2003, 08:05 PM

Wow, they say I'm depressed... how surprising.

Schroeder · 10-09-2003, 09:11 PM

Slightly confused, I edit my post.

[ October 09, 2003, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

Titan · 10-09-2003, 10:59 PM

Fucksake Scrote, get a clue.

tonguegina · 10-09-2003, 11:05 PM

Thank you Titan. I didn't really want to get into it again. I've posted links to that thread a few times recently, and I figured if no one had read it after I suggested, then fuck'em. Fuck'em long, fuck'em hard.

StDx · 10-09-2003, 11:06 PM

good news, I'm not depressed...
unfortunately, my survey results are consistent with symptoms of hazardous or harmful alcohol use.
I guess you can't win 'em all.

Titan · 10-09-2003, 11:13 PM

I'm manic-depressive, what the fuck.
I answered all of those as cheerilly as possible.
I think Ball State's trying to get some medical or counseling funds.

Rubber Ducky · 10-10-2003, 12:08 AM

Quack.

malibu · 10-10-2003, 01:50 AM

It says I am depressed, manic-depressive, that i have anxiety disorder, and that i am not an alcoholic. Wow.

tonguegina · 10-10-2003, 01:55 AM

Well, at least you aren't an alcoholic.

[ October 09, 2003, 11:56 PM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

Saint DH · 10-10-2003, 01:56 AM

Apparently I am depressed, an alcoholic, and I have an anxiety disorder. But hey, on the bright side, I don't have an eating disorder! I must be fat...

[ October 10, 2003, 12:04 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

malibu · 10-10-2003, 01:58 AM

Geez, Nubblies is a depressed community.

Schroeder · 10-10-2003, 03:56 AM

I don't think you are depressed, Tonguegina. I think you are realistic.

Rubber Ducky · 10-10-2003, 12:24 PM

Quack.

Pliedes · 10-10-2003, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rubber Ducky:
Quack.

Huh, I never thought of it that way.

victim · 10-10-2003, 07:20 PM

He's right though. Only a quack would have come up with such a bogus test... or maybe it's just my anxiety disorder and depression. That duck makes me nervous... and sad.

Rubber Ducky · 10-10-2003, 09:45 PM

Quack.

Combat Chuck · 10-11-2003, 02:01 PM

Somehow I think we've found a new true Nubblite.

Lethal · 10-11-2003, 05:50 PM

I am currently taking the alcohol screening, and I just realized something very very sad. On the question asking if you've ever received treatment for an alcohol problem, I have to check the box that says I have recieved treatment in the past. Wow, I'm going to go end my life.

10-09-2003, 04:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Can you post a link to the quiz? It sounds interesting.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

10-09-2003, 05:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	It says I'm a danger to my self. I'm not that bad though, I dont think.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

10-09-2003, 10:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Fucksake Scrote, get a clue.
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-09-2003, 11:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I'm manic-depressive, what the fuck. I answered all of those as cheerilly as possible. I think Ball State's trying to get some medical or counseling funds.
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-10-2003, 01:50 AM	#15 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	It says I am depressed, manic-depressive, that i have anxiety disorder, and that i am not an alcoholic. Wow.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

10-09-2003, 04:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I mean, sure we've all known forever that I am, but now it's official. Today is National Depression Awareness Day (or something to that effect), and all Ball State students received an e-mail today that gave a link to a depression test. I decided to take it, and this is the result: "Your screening results are highly consistent with the symptoms of clinical depression." Now, I'm depressed. Apparently, I'm supposed to go see some on-campus psychiatrist or something. Who needs that when I have Nubblies, right?

10-09-2003, 04:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	You may have to be a Ball State student, I don't know. This is the introductory page. There are links to for depression, alcoholics, eating disorders, and post-traumatic stress. Enjoy. https://www.mentalhealthscreening.or..._screening.asp If they ask for a password, it's CARDINAL. [ October 09, 2003, 03:02 PM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

10-09-2003, 06:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Hey, how do you know if you are a danger to yourself or not? You have to believe everything they tell you. It's on the internet, it has to be 100% accurate. They don't put just anything on there.

10-09-2003, 07:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	It says I'm depressed too. But it didn't say I was an alcoholic.

10-09-2003, 08:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
rla128 Another Brick in the Wall Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN Posts: 392 Internets: 10	Wow, they say I'm depressed... how surprising.

10-09-2003, 09:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Slightly confused, I edit my post. [ October 09, 2003, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

10-09-2003, 11:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Thank you Titan. I didn't really want to get into it again. I've posted links to that thread a few times recently, and I figured if no one had read it after I suggested, then fuck'em. Fuck'em long, fuck'em hard.

10-09-2003, 11:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	good news, I'm not depressed... unfortunately, my survey results are consistent with symptoms of hazardous or harmful alcohol use. I guess you can't win 'em all.

10-10-2003, 12:08 AM	#14 (permalink)
Rubber Ducky Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Bathtub Posts: 64 Internets: 10	Quack.

10-10-2003, 01:55 AM	#16 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Well, at least you aren't an alcoholic. [ October 09, 2003, 11:56 PM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

10-10-2003, 01:56 AM	#17 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	Apparently I am depressed, an alcoholic, and I have an anxiety disorder. But hey, on the bright side, I don't have an eating disorder! I must be fat... [ October 10, 2003, 12:04 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

10-10-2003, 01:58 AM	#18 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Geez, Nubblies is a depressed community.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

10-10-2003, 03:56 AM	#19 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I don't think you are depressed, Tonguegina. I think you are realistic.

10-10-2003, 12:24 PM	#20 (permalink)
Rubber Ducky Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Bathtub Posts: 64 Internets: 10	Quack.

10-10-2003, 07:20 PM	#22 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	He's right though. Only a quack would have come up with such a bogus test... or maybe it's just my anxiety disorder and depression. That duck makes me nervous... and sad.
	get off my internet!!!

10-10-2003, 09:45 PM	#23 (permalink)
Rubber Ducky Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Bathtub Posts: 64 Internets: 10	Quack.

10-11-2003, 02:01 PM	#24 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Somehow I think we've found a new true Nubblite.

10-11-2003, 05:50 PM	#25 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	I am currently taking the alcohol screening, and I just realized something very very sad. On the question asking if you've ever received treatment for an alcohol problem, I have to check the box that says I have recieved treatment in the past. Wow, I'm going to go end my life.