Roger Ebert is Fucking DEAD! (And he's never coming back) - Nubblies.net Forums

Saint DH · 04-04-2013, 02:57 PM

Two thumbs down for death.

The Chicago Sun-Times Is Reporting Its Film Critic Roger Ebert Has Died - ABC News

Orgazmo · 04-04-2013, 03:01 PM

God damn you.

Saint DH · 04-04-2013, 03:15 PM

It's been a dream of mine to make one of these posts. When I heard he died, all I could think about was making this post. I knew my time had finally come when Roger Ebert's time expired.

Orgazmo · 04-04-2013, 03:50 PM

It's almost as if he's given his life so that you could fulfill yours. Not terribly surprising given his pedigree.

Rest in peace, sweet prince. We'll miss you.

Ugly Bastard · 04-04-2013, 05:04 PM

Anyone know what his last words were?

thekremlin · 04-04-2013, 05:11 PM

That sucks. I liked him.

angry pancake · 04-04-2013, 05:14 PM

Fuck. How will I now know if Caddyshack XII sucks or not?

Orgazmo · 04-04-2013, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Anyone know what his last words were?

Not literally in life, but, according to The Inspiring Tenacity Of Roger Ebert’s Last Words | TechCrunch, this somwhat applies:

Quote:

Ebert was brilliant and inspiring to his last days. A lesson for us all. His last words, written for the Times: “So on this day of reflection I say again, thank you for going on this journey with me. I’ll see you at the movies”

Saint DH · 04-04-2013, 06:26 PM

Yeah, he hasn't been able to speak since 2006 when he lost his lower jaw to cancer.

Ugly Bastard · 04-05-2013, 09:42 AM

Sigh... I know. That was supposed to be a pun. I gotta step up my dead-thread pun game.

Saint DH · 04-05-2013, 12:16 PM

Sorry, I didn't realize you were so insensitive. A man has died, show some fucking respect for fuck's sake you godless heathen.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-05-2013, 12:40 PM

It's telling that UB is the only person trying to make light of this terrible situation.

Grow up, dude.

Orgazmo · 04-05-2013, 01:48 PM

UB is definitely rating pretty highly on the Bad People Meter right now.

Let's get us back on track: I've loved Roger since I was a wee chap, staying up late to watch he and Siskel banter back and forth. I'll never forget the first review of his that I read.

Saint DH · 04-05-2013, 02:40 PM

Do you think his last meal was from Steak and Shake?

I ask because a sign in many steak and shakes has a quote from mr Ebert about how if he were on death row, steak and shake would be his last meal.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-05-2013, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

UB is definitely rating pretty highly on the Bad People Meter right now.

Let's get us back on track: I've loved Roger since I was a wee chap, staying up late to watch he and Siskel banter back and forth. I'll never forget the first review of his that I read.

That is a great review, but I prefer the classics.

ninjaface · 04-05-2013, 03:57 PM

Never gave a shit about Roger Ebert.

Ugly Bastard · 04-05-2013, 10:25 PM

WHAT THE FUCK

Since when is it anything other than completely standard to make light puns in light of the death of anyone? Look through old threads. Christ you motherfuckers would make puns if Obama died and I'm getting shit because Roger shoulda-been-dead-three-years-ago Ebert finally croaks?

I smell a coordinated troll effort and it's weak as shit.

Orgazmo · 04-05-2013, 11:33 PM

Jesus, man. Have you looked in the mirror lately? I really do hate to be the guy to say it, but maybe it's time to tap the brakes? I wouldn't hit you so bluntly if I didn't know you had the jaw to absorb it.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-06-2013, 12:18 AM

Examples of U.B. behavior lately:

1. Celeb/Starfucking
2. Obama worship
3. every post in this thread

I think you should take a break from the board for a while because you've been a real cancer around here lately.

Orgazmo · 04-06-2013, 01:15 AM

Categorized links to A, B, and C please for the peoples' considerations.

tyty

Repugnant Abomination · 04-06-2013, 02:28 PM

When did UB become such an asshole?

RIP, Ebert.

04-04-2013, 02:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	Roger Ebert is Fucking DEAD! (And he's never coming back) Two thumbs down for death. The Chicago Sun-Times Is Reporting Its Film Critic Roger Ebert Has Died - ABC News

04-05-2013, 12:40 PM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	It's telling that UB is the only person trying to make light of this terrible situation. Grow up, dude.
	#YOLO

04-06-2013, 12:18 AM	#19 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Examples of U.B. behavior lately: 1. Celeb/Starfucking 2. Obama worship 3. every post in this thread I think you should take a break from the board for a while because you've been a real cancer around here lately.
	#YOLO

04-04-2013, 03:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	God damn you.

04-04-2013, 03:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	It's been a dream of mine to make one of these posts. When I heard he died, all I could think about was making this post. I knew my time had finally come when Roger Ebert's time expired.

04-04-2013, 03:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	It's almost as if he's given his life so that you could fulfill yours. Not terribly surprising given his pedigree. Rest in peace, sweet prince. We'll miss you.

04-04-2013, 05:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Anyone know what his last words were?

04-04-2013, 06:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	Yeah, he hasn't been able to speak since 2006 when he lost his lower jaw to cancer.

04-05-2013, 09:42 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Sigh... I know. That was supposed to be a pun. I gotta step up my dead-thread pun game.

04-05-2013, 12:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	Sorry, I didn't realize you were so insensitive. A man has died, show some fucking respect for fuck's sake you godless heathen.

04-05-2013, 01:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	UB is definitely rating pretty highly on the Bad People Meter right now. Let's get us back on track: I've loved Roger since I was a wee chap, staying up late to watch he and Siskel banter back and forth. I'll never forget the first review of his that I read.

04-05-2013, 02:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	Do you think his last meal was from Steak and Shake? I ask because a sign in many steak and shakes has a quote from mr Ebert about how if he were on death row, steak and shake would be his last meal.

04-05-2013, 03:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Never gave a shit about Roger Ebert.

04-05-2013, 10:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	WHAT THE FUCK Since when is it anything other than completely standard to make light puns in light of the death of anyone? Look through old threads. Christ you motherfuckers would make puns if Obama died and I'm getting shit because Roger shoulda-been-dead-three-years-ago Ebert finally croaks? I smell a coordinated troll effort and it's weak as shit.

04-05-2013, 11:33 PM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Jesus, man. Have you looked in the mirror lately? I really do hate to be the guy to say it, but maybe it's time to tap the brakes? I wouldn't hit you so bluntly if I didn't know you had the jaw to absorb it.

04-06-2013, 01:15 AM	#20 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Categorized links to A, B, and C please for the peoples' considerations. tyty

04-06-2013, 02:28 PM	#21 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	When did UB become such an asshole? RIP, Ebert.