I HATE JOE STEVENSONS - Nubblies.net Forums

ProfessorNumber · 11-07-2005, 02:17 PM

Joe stevensons is a short, shit eating monkey with bleached hair, who literally inserts his penis into his opponents asshole in order to win.

I FUCKING HATE watching UFC fights where some little bitch spends the entire time on the ground, with his crotch in the other guys mouth. I mean, obviously Joe could kick my ass, but I have sooo much more respect for strikers. Submission fighters are so boring to watch. And it just seems so much more pussy to choke someone, or put them in an arm bar, than it does to fracture their jaw with a left hook or elbow.

Stephen Bonner and Luke Kummo are the epitome of entertaining fighters. Who wants to watch two guys roll around, fondling each other. I like watching a slug fest, not a faggot-orgy.

ProfessorNumber · 11-07-2005, 02:19 PM

Goddamn, that fight made me mad. I hate submission fighters so much! It's so fucking homosexual.

Carnivorous Flavor · 11-07-2005, 02:29 PM

dumb ass. you cant be serious. you're gonna tell me Ken Flo mounted on Kit Cope dropping elbows and then the snagging the arm bar and then the choke is boring as compared to 2 THIRD RATE wanna be boxers? go watch ToughMan for that shit, not MMA.

Lucy Fur · 11-07-2005, 09:24 PM

Mars Man · 11-07-2005, 09:32 PM

I agree with PN...all this Jiu-Jitsu, wrazzling and grappling crap is gay.

The should have more Tae Kwon Do at these cagefight events...and more guys dropping elbows, hammerhouse style.

ProfessorNumber · 11-08-2005, 01:54 AM

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Originally posted by Carnivorous Flavor:
dumb ass. you cant be serious. you're gonna tell me Ken Flo mounted on Kit Cope dropping elbows and then the snagging the arm bar and then the choke is boring as compared to 2 THIRD RATE wanna be boxers? go watch ToughMan for that shit, not MMA.

I would rather watch bare knuckle boxing than homosexual intercourse. How about you?

Lucy Fur · 11-08-2005, 02:55 AM

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Originally posted by Mars Man:
I agree with PN...all this Jiu-Jitsu, wrazzling and grappling crap is gay.

does that mean you wouldn't train with me?

that if i ever do get to brazil i should just leave my gi at home?

Beebs · 11-08-2005, 03:55 AM

It's fighting, thats how fighting looks. Joe was trying to beat the guys ass, and did a good job of it, what more do you want?

ProfessorNumber · 11-08-2005, 04:12 AM

I'm aware that at the end of teh day Joe is the one who got the contract, and I can respect that FACT. But I have no respect for him. I'm the consumer. I want to be entertained. Kummo is entertaining. Bonnar is entertaining. Tank Abbot is entertaining.

Maybe watching the UFC isn't for me. All I'm saying, is that I hate seeing a striker get taken down by a short little barrel chested shitface, using some faggoty anal-exploratory move.

ProfessorNumber · 11-08-2005, 04:13 AM

(And yes, I realize Abbot is short little barrel chested shit, but at least he has hammers for fists).

Beebs · 11-08-2005, 04:38 AM

Well if you would stop transposing homosexuality onto fighting when it isn't there you might realize you need to be able to grapple to be effective, even if you only use it to stay standing. Even most uneducated people enjoyed that fight, it's not like there was no action.

ur my bitch · 11-08-2005, 05:00 AM

it's just a matter of N being a ignorant little hick. He obviously doesn't understand grappling, so why would he enjoy the fight? He obviously is too stupid to see the many transitions, escapes, elbows to the fce on the ground and close submissions.

Also, if PN ever got intt a fight and had someone on his back about to choke him to sleep, he would finally appreciate the effort and technique that go into grappling.

But, let's not forget that PN is one 1/2 of the pussy puzzle that is scared to fight. Shit, he's scared of little midget Dirty Harry....PN shouldn't even be allowed to discuss fighting of any sort since he is such a pussy.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-08-2005, 05:14 AM

Yeah I agree with everyone else, PN is a dumb bitch. Try training in grappling and feel what its like to get an armbar slapped on or get choked out and see how pussy you think it is then. You're not shit. If you want to see see striking watch K-1, if you want to see REAL fights then watch MMA and such the fuck up moron.

Niger Angelus · 11-08-2005, 05:14 AM

You're and idiot.

MAGICLIT · 11-08-2005, 05:36 AM

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Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
You're and idiot.

heh.

Niger Angelus · 11-08-2005, 05:45 AM

Yeah, that doesn't look too good does it. Eh, shit happens.

MAGICLIT · 11-08-2005, 05:54 AM

Word. shit happens, buy a pooper scooper.

ProfessorNumber · 11-08-2005, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by ur my bitch:
it's just a matter of N being a ignorant little hick. He obviously doesn't understand grappling, so why would he enjoy the fight? He obviously is too stupid to see the many transitions, escapes, elbows to the fce on the ground and close submissions.

Also, if PN ever got intt a fight and had someone on his back about to choke him to sleep, he would finally appreciate the effort and technique that go into grappling.

But, let's not forget that PN is one 1/2 of the pussy puzzle that is scared to fight. Shit, he's scared of little midget Dirty Harry....PN shouldn't even be allowed to discuss fighting of any sort since he is such a pussy.

No, YOU don't understand where I'm coming from. I don't watch MMA so I can become a better fighter, or appreciate the skill and effort required to fight at that level. I watch, so I can see someone get their ASS beat. That's it!

Obviously grappling is useful in real life fighting, otherwise it wouldn't be used. BUT, that doesn't change the fact, that to an uneducated person, ITS FUCKING BORING. Yes, all of you lasercuntish bjj guys could kick my ass anyday of the week. BUT, it wouldn't be a very entertaining fight for anyone watching, because you would just choke me out in a matter of seconds. Same prinicipal applies to MMA, except it takes more than a few seconds.

Jesus fucking Christ. I'm not a fucking moron, I just want to be entertained, and I hate fuckers who rely soley on submission tactics. It's a personal preference.

Also, I'm scared of DH? Then how come I'm posting, and he hasn't showed his bitch ass since the challenge. Fuck Off.

Lucy Fur · 11-08-2005, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
[QB

Yes, all of you lasercuntish bjj guys could kick my ass anyday of the week. BUT, it wouldn't be a very entertaining fight for anyone watching, because you would just choke me out in a matter of seconds. [/QB]

of course it would be entertaining to all watching because most of us would toy with you for a bit before putting you to sleep. and think how much fun everyone would have seeing you get choked out by a chick in a hot pink gi. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

ur my bitch · 11-08-2005, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ur my bitch:
it's just a matter of N being a ignorant little hick. He obviously doesn't understand grappling, so why would he enjoy the fight? He obviously is too stupid to see the many transitions, escapes, elbows to the fce on the ground and close submissions.

Also, if PN ever got intt a fight and had someone on his back about to choke him to sleep, he would finally appreciate the effort and technique that go into grappling.

But, let's not forget that PN is one 1/2 of the pussy puzzle that is scared to fight. Shit, he's scared of little midget Dirty Harry....PN shouldn't even be allowed to discuss fighting of any sort since he is such a pussy.

No, YOU don't understand where I'm coming from. I don't watch MMA so I can become a better fighter, or appreciate the skill and effort required to fight at that level. I watch, so I can see someone get their ASS beat. That's it!

Obviously grappling is useful in real life fighting, otherwise it wouldn't be used. BUT, that doesn't change the fact, that to an uneducated person, ITS FUCKING BORING. Yes, all of you lasercuntish bjj guys could kick my ass anyday of the week. BUT, it wouldn't be a very entertaining fight for anyone watching, because you would just choke me out in a matter of seconds. Same prinicipal applies to MMA, except it takes more than a few seconds.

Jesus fucking Christ. I'm not a fucking moron, I just want to be entertained, and I hate fuckers who rely soley on submission tactics. It's a personal preference.

Also, I'm scared of DH? Then how come I'm posting, and he hasn't showed his bitch ass since the challenge. Fuck Off.</font>[/quote]
I don't watch MMA to become a better fighter, I watch it strictly for the entertainment value. But, you are like a girl who says football is boring because she doesn't understand it. Just because a bitch doesn't understand a play action, it does not mean a play action pass is worthless.

You are just too stupid to realize that a guy dropping elbows to someones face from side control is damage. You only underestand striking when 2 people are standing, yet often, more damage is done by strikes on the ground.

And, no, I wouldn;t need to grapple with you to put you to sleep, I'd just hit you with a left hook and you'd snore a lot longer than if I choked you.

You're a bitch, Dirty Harry is a bigger bitch.

ProfessorNumber · 11-08-2005, 08:35 PM

"I don't watch MMA to become a better fighter, I watch it strictly for the entertainment value. But, you are like a girl who says football is boring because she doesn't understand it. Just because a bitch doesn't understand a play action, it does not mean a play action pass is worthless."

This is my whole fucking point cunt wad. Of course a girl won't understand a play action pass, because she's more concerned with how her nails look. I'm more concerned with seeing punches, elbows, knees, and headbuts connect.

I love watching striking on the ground. It's just that it happens for less than 5% of the total time they are on the ground. Basically I'm just an impatient American fuck who wants to be constantly entertained.

You be happy with your ass grappling, and I'll be happy watching people get punched. That's pretty much what it comes down to.

Niger Angelus · 11-08-2005, 08:48 PM

Pretty much.

MAGICLIT · 11-08-2005, 08:51 PM

I concur with Niger.

Dark Fact · 11-09-2005, 07:53 AM

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Originally posted by Lucy Fur:

of course it would be entertaining to all watching because most of us would toy with you for a bit before putting you to sleep. and think how much fun everyone would have seeing you get choked out by a chick in a hot pink gi. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/quote]
LOL!!! yeah right like a girl could ever beat a guy wrestling. I have never even grappled and I guarantee I would tap you out. Go ahead and be delusional in your hot pink gi. Girl power! haha

Dark Fact · 11-09-2005, 07:54 AM

stupid chicks these days man i tell ya

[ November 09, 2005, 04:56 AM: Message edited by: Dark Fact ]

11-07-2005, 02:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Joe stevensons is a short, shit eating monkey with bleached hair, who literally inserts his penis into his opponents asshole in order to win. I FUCKING HATE watching UFC fights where some little bitch spends the entire time on the ground, with his crotch in the other guys mouth. I mean, obviously Joe could kick my ass, but I have sooo much more respect for strikers. Submission fighters are so boring to watch. And it just seems so much more pussy to choke someone, or put them in an arm bar, than it does to fracture their jaw with a left hook or elbow. Stephen Bonner and Luke Kummo are the epitome of entertaining fighters. Who wants to watch two guys roll around, fondling each other. I like watching a slug fest, not a faggot-orgy.
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11-07-2005, 02:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Goddamn, that fight made me mad. I hate submission fighters so much! It's so fucking homosexual.
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11-07-2005, 02:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	dumb ass. you cant be serious. you're gonna tell me Ken Flo mounted on Kit Cope dropping elbows and then the snagging the arm bar and then the choke is boring as compared to 2 THIRD RATE wanna be boxers? go watch ToughMan for that shit, not MMA.
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11-07-2005, 09:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
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11-08-2005, 04:12 AM	#9 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	I'm aware that at the end of teh day Joe is the one who got the contract, and I can respect that FACT. But I have no respect for him. I'm the consumer. I want to be entertained. Kummo is entertaining. Bonnar is entertaining. Tank Abbot is entertaining. Maybe watching the UFC isn't for me. All I'm saying, is that I hate seeing a striker get taken down by a short little barrel chested shitface, using some faggoty anal-exploratory move.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

11-07-2005, 09:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	I agree with PN...all this Jiu-Jitsu, wrazzling and grappling crap is gay. The should have more Tae Kwon Do at these cagefight events...and more guys dropping elbows, hammerhouse style.

11-08-2005, 03:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	It's fighting, thats how fighting looks. Joe was trying to beat the guys ass, and did a good job of it, what more do you want?

11-08-2005, 04:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	(And yes, I realize Abbot is short little barrel chested shit, but at least he has hammers for fists).
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11-08-2005, 04:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Well if you would stop transposing homosexuality onto fighting when it isn't there you might realize you need to be able to grapple to be effective, even if you only use it to stay standing. Even most uneducated people enjoyed that fight, it's not like there was no action.

11-08-2005, 05:00 AM	#12 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	it's just a matter of N being a ignorant little hick. He obviously doesn't understand grappling, so why would he enjoy the fight? He obviously is too stupid to see the many transitions, escapes, elbows to the fce on the ground and close submissions. Also, if PN ever got intt a fight and had someone on his back about to choke him to sleep, he would finally appreciate the effort and technique that go into grappling. But, let's not forget that PN is one 1/2 of the pussy puzzle that is scared to fight. Shit, he's scared of little midget Dirty Harry....PN shouldn't even be allowed to discuss fighting of any sort since he is such a pussy.

11-08-2005, 05:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Yeah I agree with everyone else, PN is a dumb bitch. Try training in grappling and feel what its like to get an armbar slapped on or get choked out and see how pussy you think it is then. You're not shit. If you want to see see striking watch K-1, if you want to see REAL fights then watch MMA and such the fuck up moron.

11-08-2005, 05:14 AM	#14 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	You're and idiot.
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11-08-2005, 05:45 AM	#16 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yeah, that doesn't look too good does it. Eh, shit happens.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-08-2005, 05:54 AM	#17 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Word. shit happens, buy a pooper scooper.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-08-2005, 08:35 PM	#21 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	"I don't watch MMA to become a better fighter, I watch it strictly for the entertainment value. But, you are like a girl who says football is boring because she doesn't understand it. Just because a bitch doesn't understand a play action, it does not mean a play action pass is worthless." This is my whole fucking point cunt wad. Of course a girl won't understand a play action pass, because she's more concerned with how her nails look. I'm more concerned with seeing punches, elbows, knees, and headbuts connect. I love watching striking on the ground. It's just that it happens for less than 5% of the total time they are on the ground. Basically I'm just an impatient American fuck who wants to be constantly entertained. You be happy with your ass grappling, and I'll be happy watching people get punched. That's pretty much what it comes down to.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

11-08-2005, 08:48 PM	#22 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Pretty much.
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11-08-2005, 08:51 PM	#23 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I concur with Niger.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-09-2005, 07:54 AM	#25 (permalink)
Dark Fact Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The 25th floor Posts: 41 Internets: 10	stupid chicks these days man i tell ya [ November 09, 2005, 04:56 AM: Message edited by: Dark Fact ]
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