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11-11-2002, 11:29 PM

Before I begin the rant, let me go ahead and describe to you what I am talking about when I use the term "Pleasure Patch." A Pleasure Patch, also known as a "Soul Patch, Flavor Saver," or "Cookie Duster," is a small patch of hair that grows just below the lower lip. Along with the fact that it doesn't require ungodly amounts of masculinity to grow, the Pleasure Patch demands much less grooming than other forms of facial hair. As opposed to the occassional must-check for ticks in a beard, or the extremely satanic look of a goatee, the Pleasure Patch is a nice little diddy that's just enough to add a bit of zing to the face. Along with these facts, the maintenance of the patch is next to nothing. Aside from a small carving every few days to manage the fully customizable size, the Pleasure Patch pretty much cares for itself. What more could you ask for?

Deciding to harvest a patch of your own would not put you into a group of underachievers. Much the opposite, making such a decision would put you with fellows like William Shakespeare, Vlad the Impaler, and pretty much all Pirates. Not too shabby if you ask me. Those who dawn from coveted tuft of hair are not only from the past, though. Present day wearers include Fred Durst, Keanu Reeves, Mike Piazza, and the wise Phil Jackson.

Following are pictures comparing a single man with and without his patch.

Notice that Mr. Jackson looks great with his Pleasure Patch. He's clearly on top of his game and still getting ladies...but as soon as he lets his razor command his face, his appearance turns sharply south...

His face has lost all color with the loss of the Pleasure Patch. It's clear that the small patch contained not only his pleasure, but his soul, his well being, and everything that he lived for. By severing it, he severed part of his body, a part that will not grown back (at least not completely for 3 - 6 days).

In closing, my advice is that you look into growing a Pleasure Patch. If the face will not allow for such a tuft to exist, simply invest in some type of hair growing helping solution because, in the end, it is worth it. The patch is comparable to having a dog...life seems to be alright without the canine buddy, but after you have him, you can't imagine life without. God bless the Pleasure Patch, and God bless you.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 11, 2002).]

[ March 12, 2005, 01:14 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Ugly Bastard · 11-11-2002, 11:35 PM

I drink to the stuff that comes out of Orgazmo's glass.

Pleasure Patch for President

(It's too bad I can't grow one

)

-Ugly Bastard

St. Anky · 11-12-2002, 02:10 AM

Keanu was a badass in The Matrix... but his shit in Speed kinda pissed me off. You're getting me there but I'm not convinced.

BigDongedHoe · 11-12-2002, 11:17 AM

While I would not mind growing a pleasure patch of my own I don't think I have the testosterone in my genes to grow enough of one to make a difference. I get more hair around the chin than I do in the patch. When I first saw pleasure patch and learned it was referring to hair I was thinking more along the lines of pubic hairs in which case I didn't understand that because most women and men alike are a fan of having very few pubic hairs or in my case I'm a fan of women having no pubic hairs at all. Shaved Vagina is very nice, much nicer than a taco with lettuce on it that is for sure my friends. It's kinda like once you get the lettuce you get all the additives that you don't want....sour cream, hot sauce, tomato's and all that shit that really doesn't make it taste as well as just the taco with some meat sauce. Anywho in closing I don't think I can grow a pleasure patch.

:::BDH:::

tonguegina · 11-13-2002, 01:30 AM

I thought about growing a pleasure patch, but have a very good friend with one, and didn't want to seem like a copy cat.

As far as the ability goes, I'm a hairy man. I went to Houston for a month over the summer and grew a goute(sp?). It was pretty good, but it just didn't look right, but I liked having some facial hair on there...it gave me something to play with when i was board.

Combat Chuck · 11-14-2002, 12:40 PM

You know what's weird about my pleasure patch hair? I haven't shaved in a couple of days (yeah, and the hair is hardly noticeable) but my pleasure patch hair is still there....AND IT'S A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN MY REGULAR HAIR COLOR!

Really.....it's weirdin me out...

11-14-2002, 12:44 PM

I have never attempted to grow a pleasure patch. I like to go for as long as possible without shaving. I tend to get alot of growth around the neck and it makes me look more like a homeless hillbilly. Once I get to that point I shave it off. I hate shaving. It is the worst thing that man has yet to come up with.

tonguegina · 11-15-2002, 02:28 AM

Yeah, when I was doing my goutee(sp?) over the summer it was red, blonde, black, brown...you name it, and it was there...then I looked at the hair in my haed and noticed that I had quite a few red ones...I had never payed that much attention I guess.

Niger Angelus · 03-05-2005, 06:34 PM

I now know the pleasures of 'The Patch'.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-05-2005, 10:59 PM

The Pleasure Patch is more well known as the Chastity Patch.

StabMaster Arson · 03-06-2005, 07:52 PM

I've been rockin the flavor savor since I was about 16

AcTivE · 03-19-2005, 11:02 PM

I stumbled across this display of "patches"

http://www.latroyhawkinssucks.com/CUBSTACHES.htm

f3lix · 10-22-2010, 02:37 AM

Cute to see Tongue twice question his own spelling of "goatee" and not using a fucking dictionary or web search.

Ironic Mustache · 10-22-2010, 11:50 AM

UB's all growed up!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

I drink to the stuff that comes out of Orgazmo's glass.

Pleasure Patch for President

(It's too bad I can't grow one

)

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 10-22-2010, 11:52 AM

The pleasure patch is quite possibly the worst kind of facial hair that exists, including any form of pedo or hitler stache.

thekremlin · 10-22-2010, 11:55 AM

Also, if I was ginger, I would definately not advertise that more than necessary.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-22-2010, 06:01 PM

It definitely screams "I need some padding so when my boyfriend's balls are bouncing against my chin I don't get injured."

Ironic Mustache · 10-22-2010, 06:36 PM

If it screams that I think exclamation points are in order.

11-11-2002, 11:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Before I begin the rant, let me go ahead and describe to you what I am talking about when I use the term "Pleasure Patch." A Pleasure Patch, also known as a "Soul Patch, Flavor Saver," or "Cookie Duster," is a small patch of hair that grows just below the lower lip. Along with the fact that it doesn't require ungodly amounts of masculinity to grow, the Pleasure Patch demands much less grooming than other forms of facial hair. As opposed to the occassional must-check for ticks in a beard, or the extremely satanic look of a goatee, the Pleasure Patch is a nice little diddy that's just enough to add a bit of zing to the face. Along with these facts, the maintenance of the patch is next to nothing. Aside from a small carving every few days to manage the fully customizable size, the Pleasure Patch pretty much cares for itself. What more could you ask for? Deciding to harvest a patch of your own would not put you into a group of underachievers. Much the opposite, making such a decision would put you with fellows like William Shakespeare, Vlad the Impaler, and pretty much all Pirates. Not too shabby if you ask me. Those who dawn from coveted tuft of hair are not only from the past, though. Present day wearers include Fred Durst, Keanu Reeves, Mike Piazza, and the wise Phil Jackson. Following are pictures comparing a single man with and without his patch. Notice that Mr. Jackson looks great with his Pleasure Patch. He's clearly on top of his game and still getting ladies...but as soon as he lets his razor command his face, his appearance turns sharply south... His face has lost all color with the loss of the Pleasure Patch. It's clear that the small patch contained not only his pleasure, but his soul, his well being, and everything that he lived for. By severing it, he severed part of his body, a part that will not grown back (at least not completely for 3 - 6 days). In closing, my advice is that you look into growing a Pleasure Patch. If the face will not allow for such a tuft to exist, simply invest in some type of hair growing helping solution because, in the end, it is worth it. The patch is comparable to having a dog...life seems to be alright without the canine buddy, but after you have him, you can't imagine life without. God bless the Pleasure Patch, and God bless you. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 11, 2002).] [ March 12, 2005, 01:14 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]
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11-14-2002, 12:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	I have never attempted to grow a pleasure patch. I like to go for as long as possible without shaving. I tend to get alot of growth around the neck and it makes me look more like a homeless hillbilly. Once I get to that point I shave it off. I hate shaving. It is the worst thing that man has yet to come up with.
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03-05-2005, 06:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I now know the pleasures of 'The Patch'.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-05-2005, 10:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	The Pleasure Patch is more well known as the Chastity Patch.
	#YOLO

03-06-2005, 07:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I've been rockin the flavor savor since I was about 16
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

11-11-2002, 11:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I drink to the stuff that comes out of Orgazmo's glass. Pleasure Patch for President (It's too bad I can't grow one ) -Ugly Bastard

11-12-2002, 02:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Keanu was a badass in The Matrix... but his shit in Speed kinda pissed me off. You're getting me there but I'm not convinced.

11-12-2002, 11:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	While I would not mind growing a pleasure patch of my own I don't think I have the testosterone in my genes to grow enough of one to make a difference. I get more hair around the chin than I do in the patch. When I first saw pleasure patch and learned it was referring to hair I was thinking more along the lines of pubic hairs in which case I didn't understand that because most women and men alike are a fan of having very few pubic hairs or in my case I'm a fan of women having no pubic hairs at all. Shaved Vagina is very nice, much nicer than a taco with lettuce on it that is for sure my friends. It's kinda like once you get the lettuce you get all the additives that you don't want....sour cream, hot sauce, tomato's and all that shit that really doesn't make it taste as well as just the taco with some meat sauce. Anywho in closing I don't think I can grow a pleasure patch. :::BDH:::

11-13-2002, 01:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I thought about growing a pleasure patch, but have a very good friend with one, and didn't want to seem like a copy cat. As far as the ability goes, I'm a hairy man. I went to Houston for a month over the summer and grew a goute(sp?). It was pretty good, but it just didn't look right, but I liked having some facial hair on there...it gave me something to play with when i was board.

11-14-2002, 12:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	You know what's weird about my pleasure patch hair? I haven't shaved in a couple of days (yeah, and the hair is hardly noticeable) but my pleasure patch hair is still there....AND IT'S A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN MY REGULAR HAIR COLOR! Really.....it's weirdin me out...

11-15-2002, 02:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Yeah, when I was doing my goutee(sp?) over the summer it was red, blonde, black, brown...you name it, and it was there...then I looked at the hair in my haed and noticed that I had quite a few red ones...I had never payed that much attention I guess.

03-19-2005, 11:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	I stumbled across this display of "patches" http://www.latroyhawkinssucks.com/CUBSTACHES.htm
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

10-22-2010, 02:37 AM	#13 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Cute to see Tongue twice question his own spelling of "goatee" and not using a fucking dictionary or web search.

10-22-2010, 11:52 AM	#15 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	The pleasure patch is quite possibly the worst kind of facial hair that exists, including any form of pedo or hitler stache.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-22-2010, 11:55 AM	#16 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Also, if I was ginger, I would definately not advertise that more than necessary.

10-22-2010, 06:01 PM	#17 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	It definitely screams "I need some padding so when my boyfriend's balls are bouncing against my chin I don't get injured."
	#YOLO

10-22-2010, 06:36 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	If it screams that I think exclamation points are in order.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.