Pleasure Patch

Before I begin the rant, let me go ahead and describe to you what I am talking about when I use the term "Pleasure Patch." A Pleasure Patch, also known as a "Soul Patch, Flavor Saver," or "Cookie Duster," is a small patch of hair that grows just below the lower lip. Along with the fact that it doesn't require ungodly amounts of masculinity to grow, the Pleasure Patch demands much less grooming than other forms of facial hair. As opposed to the occassional must-check for ticks in a beard, or the extremely satanic look of a goatee, the Pleasure Patch is a nice little diddy that's just enough to add a bit of zing to the face. Along with these facts, the maintenance of the patch is next to nothing. Aside from a small carving every few days to manage the fully customizable size, the Pleasure Patch pretty much cares for itself. What more could you ask for?

Deciding to harvest a patch of your own would not put you into a group of underachievers. Much the opposite, making such a decision would put you with fellows like William Shakespeare, Vlad the Impaler, and pretty much all Pirates. Not too shabby if you ask me. Those who dawn from coveted tuft of hair are not only from the past, though. Present day wearers include Fred Durst, Keanu Reeves, Mike Piazza, and the wise Phil Jackson.

Following are pictures comparing a single man with and without his patch.



Notice that Mr. Jackson looks great with his Pleasure Patch. He's clearly on top of his game and still getting ladies...but as soon as he lets his razor command his face, his appearance turns sharply south...



His face has lost all color with the loss of the Pleasure Patch. It's clear that the small patch contained not only his pleasure, but his soul, his well being, and everything that he lived for. By severing it, he severed part of his body, a part that will not grown back (at least not completely for 3 - 6 days).

In closing, my advice is that you look into growing a Pleasure Patch. If the face will not allow for such a tuft to exist, simply invest in some type of hair growing helping solution because, in the end, it is worth it. The patch is comparable to having a dog...life seems to be alright without the canine buddy, but after you have him, you can't imagine life without. God bless the Pleasure Patch, and God bless you.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 11, 2002).]

[ March 12, 2005, 01:14 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

[Ugly Bastard]

I drink to the stuff that comes out of Orgazmo's glass.

Pleasure Patch for President

(It's too bad I can't grow one )

-Ugly Bastard

[St. Anky]

Keanu was a badass in The Matrix... but his shit in Speed kinda pissed me off. You're getting me there but I'm not convinced.

[BigDongedHoe]

While I would not mind growing a pleasure patch of my own I don't think I have the testosterone in my genes to grow enough of one to make a difference. I get more hair around the chin than I do in the patch. When I first saw pleasure patch and learned it was referring to hair I was thinking more along the lines of pubic hairs in which case I didn't understand that because most women and men alike are a fan of having very few pubic hairs or in my case I'm a fan of women having no pubic hairs at all. Shaved Vagina is very nice, much nicer than a taco with lettuce on it that is for sure my friends. It's kinda like once you get the lettuce you get all the additives that you don't want....sour cream, hot sauce, tomato's and all that shit that really doesn't make it taste as well as just the taco with some meat sauce. Anywho in closing I don't think I can grow a pleasure patch.

:::BDH:::

[tonguegina]

I thought about growing a pleasure patch, but have a very good friend with one, and didn't want to seem like a copy cat.

As far as the ability goes, I'm a hairy man. I went to Houston for a month over the summer and grew a goute(sp?). It was pretty good, but it just didn't look right, but I liked having some facial hair on there...it gave me something to play with when i was board.

[Combat Chuck]

You know what's weird about my pleasure patch hair? I haven't shaved in a couple of days (yeah, and the hair is hardly noticeable) but my pleasure patch hair is still there....AND IT'S A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN MY REGULAR HAIR COLOR!

Really.....it's weirdin me out...

I have never attempted to grow a pleasure patch. I like to go for as long as possible without shaving. I tend to get alot of growth around the neck and it makes me look more like a homeless hillbilly. Once I get to that point I shave it off. I hate shaving. It is the worst thing that man has yet to come up with.

[tonguegina]

Yeah, when I was doing my goutee(sp?) over the summer it was red, blonde, black, brown...you name it, and it was there...then I looked at the hair in my haed and noticed that I had quite a few red ones...I had never payed that much attention I guess.

[Niger Angelus]

I now know the pleasures of 'The Patch'.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

The Pleasure Patch is more well known as the Chastity Patch.

[StabMaster Arson]

I've been rockin the flavor savor since I was about 16

[AcTivE]

I stumbled across this display of "patches"

http://www.latroyhawkinssucks.com/CUBSTACHES.htm

[f3lix]

Cute to see Tongue twice question his own spelling of "goatee" and not using a fucking dictionary or web search.

[Ironic Mustache]

UB's all growed up!

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

I drink to the stuff that comes out of Orgazmo's glass.

Pleasure Patch for President

(It's too bad I can't grow one )

-Ugly Bastard

[Mr. Blonde]

The pleasure patch is quite possibly the worst kind of facial hair that exists, including any form of pedo or hitler stache.

[thekremlin]

Also, if I was ginger, I would definately not advertise that more than necessary.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

It definitely screams "I need some padding so when my boyfriend's balls are bouncing against my chin I don't get injured."

[Ironic Mustache]

If it screams that I think exclamation points are in order.