You Bitching Sallies

[Orgazmo]

Please excuse yourself from this post if it doesn't pertain to you, as it certainly isn't directed at everyone.

For as long as Nubblies has been around, people have been nagging me to open the board up to porn. "It would drive in people by the masses," they claimed. "Just make the forum and people will love it," they screamed aloud...all in person, via pm's, in public posts, and over instant messengers.

After nearly 4 years of this bitching, I decided to let the people have what they desired: a space on nubblies dedicated to nothing but beautiful babies (in softcore scenarios). Not only that, I didn't settle with making them a forum...I installed a god damned photoforum feature for them. I made it so each picture could be separately rated, described, commented on...shit like that.

It wasn't easy either, you sons of bitches. That shit didn't install itself. But I didn't care in the moment. I just kept telling myself, "Listen...it'll all be worth it when, in a matter of minutes, you'll realize that Nubblies has a huge archive of hot bitches...sortable by name, rating, date, and other shit...dear christ, it'll be amazing." And then, after days, weeks, maybe even months of grueling programming and shit, it was complete and glorious. I sat back and looked at my work...only to realize that it wasn't being used.

Here we find ourselves over 1 week later, and I only see one picture in the bitches forum: a single pic of a clothed Jenny McCarthy submitted by myself for little more than testing purposes.

Does no [wo]man wish to step up and claim the glory of posting the first legal pornographic image on Nubblies.net? Does the thought of being sought after for your pornographic prowess not make drool puddle on your lap?

Go fuck yourselves...

...while you look at the tender titties on Nubblies.net that you just posted.

Good day.