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12-18-2002, 02:12 AM

I'm watching Howard Stern right now and it's so fucking hilarious. He is having girls from PETA on (not sure what it stands for...), but they are like hardcore into saving animals and all that shit. Much like many girls like that, they seem to be very non-sexual...which is funny, because they are on Stern... Anyway, they promised to wear fig leaves over their private areas to get on the show...but they came in with huge fake "lettuce leaves" covering themselves up...basically a huge skirt, so Stern got pissed. It is at this time that the show turns into the funniest bit of humor that I've seen on television in a very long time.

Stern asks the girls if they love all animals...they reply that they do, indeed, love all animals. With that in mind, Stern tells the girls that it's time to get serious. He doesn't appreciate that he's been duped into letting females that are completely covered into his studio to promote something that he doesn't agree with...so he unveils the secret weapon. He uncovered jars and tanks of various animals. A lobster, some worms, cockroaches, a huge ass fish, he has a ton of small animals here. His next words are golden, "Ladies, if you don't make out with tongue right now, this cockroach will die." They are hesitant...so Howard commands the death of the roach. Gary puts it on the ground as 2 of them kiss. Success.

Howard moves on "We now have Mealworms...how many worms do you think are in that jar right now?" "200" "I will kill 200 worms, I will drown them, unless...(long pause)...unless two of you feel each others breasts"

One of them says "go check out goveg.com..."

Howard commands Gary to put the worms in a tank of water...as one girl springs onto another's breasts. The worms live

"Now, do you girls see that over there? That's a living cod. I'll have gary suffocate that fish. He'll pull it right out of the tank and he will hold it in front of you while it dies a slow and painful death unless...unless one of you shows me your breasts. You will be able to talk...but first we're talking about naked boobage."

The girls do nothing...

"Gary, take the fish out of the water, the girls aren't doing anything."

Suddenly, the chick takes off her top and shows her boobs...the cod lives.

"Finally we have Libby the Lobster. Do you girls believe that lobsters should live?"

A girl says, "The lobster isn't even alive"

"I would never kill a lobster without getting something in return."

A girl: "You would not boil that would you?"

"No, I'll chop it in half...now, now this is about saving an animal's life that we're talking about, I need to completely test your level of commitment..."

Girl: "If you want a free PETA kit, call..."

Stern: "Ohhhh...that's enough. There's one more act that I must have done to test you. Do you girls love animals? Do you see that lobster? I will think nothing of taking the cleaver and chopping it's head off. It is nothing. I am like Hitler to animals...but YOU could convince me...but the only way that I can be convinced is if two girls kiss with your tops off...but if you DON'T do it, I will chop this lobster's head off right in front of you, and you three will be conspiritors in this murder.

Girl: "That lobster feels pain, lobsters suffer too..."

Stern: "Well I'm feeling pain right now with those crappy outfits you have on. I agree that the lobster will feel great pain...unless..."

Girls don't move.

Stern: "Alright, I think it's time to take the Lobster's head off...WAIT WAIT WAIT, the girls are talking...Brandy, take your top off and Kyla, take your top off...and kiss... Listen, are you going to do this or should I chop its head off? I THINK SHE'S GONNA DO IT! Oh yeah, look at the bodies on these broads. WHOA! YEAH! LOOK AT THAT, THE LOBSTER LIVES! Alright...bring out the cat..." (he's kidding at this point in time).

Now, honestly, is that not the one of the funniest thing that you've ever read/seen/heard on television?

St. Anky · 12-18-2002, 02:15 AM

Stern is a god. Even though hes a complete dumbass sometimes, the old chap has some fucking funny shit.

Good quality stuff here.

ninjaface · 12-18-2002, 02:17 AM

PETA stands for "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals"

on yahoo, they are listed as

(PETA) - nonprofit organization operating under the principle that "animals are not ours to eat, wear, perform experiments on, or use for entertainment."

Animals need to be experimented on. it saves human lives.

Ugly Bastard · 12-18-2002, 01:54 PM

Orgazmo-

WOW! I most certainly would have had a boner while watching that. There is just something about a chick that is forced to do stuff in an effort to save an animal that really just gets to me. You know how that is....

-Ugly Bastard

12-19-2002, 01:54 AM

Hey don't be dissin' on PETA, i'm apart of it... ok, maybe a different PETA. I'm apart of the People for the Eating of Tasty Animals....
I want to meet girls like that.

victim · 12-19-2002, 01:14 PM

Wow... that televised event just made me regain and lose my hope for the future of humanity all at once.

Combat Chuck · 12-20-2002, 02:46 AM

Damn, that's the some smooth talking and cajolin....you know how much I love a good cajolin that results in nudity....

12-18-2002, 02:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I'm watching Howard Stern right now and it's so fucking hilarious. He is having girls from PETA on (not sure what it stands for...), but they are like hardcore into saving animals and all that shit. Much like many girls like that, they seem to be very non-sexual...which is funny, because they are on Stern... Anyway, they promised to wear fig leaves over their private areas to get on the show...but they came in with huge fake "lettuce leaves" covering themselves up...basically a huge skirt, so Stern got pissed. It is at this time that the show turns into the funniest bit of humor that I've seen on television in a very long time. Stern asks the girls if they love all animals...they reply that they do, indeed, love all animals. With that in mind, Stern tells the girls that it's time to get serious. He doesn't appreciate that he's been duped into letting females that are completely covered into his studio to promote something that he doesn't agree with...so he unveils the secret weapon. He uncovered jars and tanks of various animals. A lobster, some worms, cockroaches, a huge ass fish, he has a ton of small animals here. His next words are golden, "Ladies, if you don't make out with tongue right now, this cockroach will die." They are hesitant...so Howard commands the death of the roach. Gary puts it on the ground as 2 of them kiss. Success. Howard moves on "We now have Mealworms...how many worms do you think are in that jar right now?" "200" "I will kill 200 worms, I will drown them, unless...(long pause)...unless two of you feel each others breasts" One of them says "go check out goveg.com..." Howard commands Gary to put the worms in a tank of water...as one girl springs onto another's breasts. The worms live "Now, do you girls see that over there? That's a living cod. I'll have gary suffocate that fish. He'll pull it right out of the tank and he will hold it in front of you while it dies a slow and painful death unless...unless one of you shows me your breasts. You will be able to talk...but first we're talking about naked boobage." The girls do nothing... "Gary, take the fish out of the water, the girls aren't doing anything." Suddenly, the chick takes off her top and shows her boobs...the cod lives. "Finally we have Libby the Lobster. Do you girls believe that lobsters should live?" A girl says, "The lobster isn't even alive" "I would never kill a lobster without getting something in return." A girl: "You would not boil that would you?" "No, I'll chop it in half...now, now this is about saving an animal's life that we're talking about, I need to completely test your level of commitment..." Girl: "If you want a free PETA kit, call..." Stern: "Ohhhh...that's enough. There's one more act that I must have done to test you. Do you girls love animals? Do you see that lobster? I will think nothing of taking the cleaver and chopping it's head off. It is nothing. I am like Hitler to animals...but YOU could convince me...but the only way that I can be convinced is if two girls kiss with your tops off...but if you DON'T do it, I will chop this lobster's head off right in front of you, and you three will be conspiritors in this murder. Girl: "That lobster feels pain, lobsters suffer too..." Stern: "Well I'm feeling pain right now with those crappy outfits you have on. I agree that the lobster will feel great pain...unless..." Girls don't move. Stern: "Alright, I think it's time to take the Lobster's head off...WAIT WAIT WAIT, the girls are talking...Brandy, take your top off and Kyla, take your top off...and kiss... Listen, are you going to do this or should I chop its head off? I THINK SHE'S GONNA DO IT! Oh yeah, look at the bodies on these broads. WHOA! YEAH! LOOK AT THAT, THE LOBSTER LIVES! Alright...bring out the cat..." (he's kidding at this point in time). Now, honestly, is that not the one of the funniest thing that you've ever read/seen/heard on television?
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pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Hey don't be dissin' on PETA, i'm apart of it... ok, maybe a different PETA. I'm apart of the People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.... I want to meet girls like that.
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12-18-2002, 02:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Stern is a god. Even though hes a complete dumbass sometimes, the old chap has some fucking funny shit. Good quality stuff here.

12-18-2002, 02:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	PETA stands for "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" on yahoo, they are listed as (PETA) - nonprofit organization operating under the principle that "animals are not ours to eat, wear, perform experiments on, or use for entertainment." Animals need to be experimented on. it saves human lives.

12-18-2002, 01:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Orgazmo- WOW! I most certainly would have had a boner while watching that. There is just something about a chick that is forced to do stuff in an effort to save an animal that really just gets to me. You know how that is.... -Ugly Bastard

12-19-2002, 01:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Wow... that televised event just made me regain and lose my hope for the future of humanity all at once.

12-20-2002, 02:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Damn, that's the some smooth talking and cajolin....you know how much I love a good cajolin that results in nudity....