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Ironic Mustache · 09-23-2005, 12:50 PM

What the fuck? That's your best post yet.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-23-2005, 01:23 PM

i like to imagine the kinds of sounds they are making

Ironic Mustache · 09-23-2005, 02:27 PM

Fierce battle sounds I would guess.

ProfessorNumber · 09-23-2005, 04:54 PM

Who would win? The horse looks more intense, but the dolphin has badass fin knives.

Mr. Blonde · 09-23-2005, 04:59 PM

I dont k now, the Unicorn has a pretty sharp horn and a shitload of muscle. Plus Those fin (hoof?) knive things are pretty much all he has. The unicorn has more mobility, and all else the dolphin has is what looks to be floodlights.

MAGICLIT · 09-23-2005, 05:05 PM

No, I think the razorback dolphin has a rocket pack (those red light thingys) He shine the shit in the unicorns eyes then go in for the kill

Ironic Mustache · 09-23-2005, 05:13 PM

It all comes down to the same argument that carnivorous flavor and I had a while back. He thought that a gorilla riding a rhinocerous' back would defeat a shark riding an elephant's back. Ridiculous I say.

We finally came to the conclusion that it would depend on whether the fight was on land or in the water. I believe the same conclusion applies here.

Orgazmo · 09-23-2005, 05:24 PM

What if the fight were in a gel-like substance...thicker than water but obviously not solid...crafted in such a way that neither the horned horse nor the knived dolphin had a morement advantage?

I'd say that the horse probably *should* win...based simply on physical characteristics; however, the dolphin looks far more wise. Plus dolphins are smart as shit in general. He'd find a way to ambush that motherfucker to claim the V.

Beebs · 09-23-2005, 05:35 PM

It's a unircorn not a horse...jesus.

And the dolphin would win via horn crank.

Ironic Mustache · 09-23-2005, 05:57 PM

The dolphin has no range though. Those little T-Rex arms could never get inside the reach of that long horn.

Beebs · 09-23-2005, 07:21 PM

Wrap the torso of the Unicorn with the long tail, bite the horn with the razor sharp dolphin teeth, crank away.

MAGICLIT · 09-23-2005, 07:27 PM

Beebs is right yo, that Unicorn doesnt stand a chance.

On a side note: I CAN NOT believe we are talking so vehemently about something Schroeder posted.

fat_retard · 09-23-2005, 07:34 PM

There is a fact I think we have all overlooked. Is that a Dolphin or an Icthyosaur? This needs clarification as you cannot tell from the picture. For me, the determining factor would be this very fact. Of course the Dolphin/Icthyosaur seems well equipped for land combat, the Unicorn may still have enough of an advantage to take the lead. I say its a fair toss-up until more facts can be provided, not like my opinion on this really matters anyway.

Ironic Mustache · 09-23-2005, 08:36 PM

Interesting point... Icthyosaurs eh?

Repugnant Abomination · 09-23-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fat_retard:
not like my opinion on this really matters anyway.

Well you're a fat retard, what did you expect?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-23-2005, 09:26 PM

Of course you idiots are missing the big picture. It doesn't matter where they are, the dolphin creature obviously has the power of technology and is levitating somehow with that shoulder mounted contraption. The dolphin also seems to have caught the unicorn off guard. It seems to have gotten the element of surprise when it blasted that fucking unicorn with that fucking badass rainbow-ray. And Majiclit also makes a good point, the Icthyosaur is so confident it hasn't even bothered using those "red light thingys," one blast of that shit in the unicorns eyes and its game over. My guess the Icthyosaur is being cocky, or trying to conserve its energy source.

[ September 23, 2005, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

Mr. Blonde · 09-23-2005, 10:36 PM

no, look where the horse is standing. there is either an invisible or unseen surface, or the horse can fly too. But you can see the end of the dolphin's fin, and it's bent as if it's standing on it's tail.

Saint DH · 09-23-2005, 10:56 PM

all the unicorn needs to do is turn around and buck those two back legs in the air and land those hoofs right in the dolphin's face and it would be all over from there.

09-23-2005, 11:09 PM

It's all in the eyes.

The unicorn looks like it was just the victim of a surprize attack.

Meanwhile the dolphin has the blood-lust look.

He's about to plunge those metal spikes deep into his prey.

Repugnant Abomination · 09-24-2005, 03:39 AM

100% real.

[ September 24, 2005, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

Repugnant Abomination · 09-24-2005, 03:40 AM

Double post.

[ September 24, 2005, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

Ironic Mustache · 09-24-2005, 01:10 PM

That's shit is hilarious. If there's anything that could have pried my eyes away from the other picture it was yours.

On a side note, that unicorn is in the midst of a sweep attack and that dolphin is about to be flat on its face. The look of surprise on the unicorn's face was not an accident, but a mere trick to give the dolphin a false sense of security. Rest assured though, the unicorn did that shit on porpoise.

nyuk.

Repugnant Abomination · 09-24-2005, 06:43 PM

ninjaface · 09-25-2005, 03:59 AM

09-23-2005, 12:50 PM	#552 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	What the fuck? That's your best post yet.
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09-23-2005, 01:23 PM	#553 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	i like to imagine the kinds of sounds they are making
	#YOLO

09-23-2005, 02:27 PM	#554 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Fierce battle sounds I would guess.
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09-23-2005, 04:54 PM	#555 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Who would win? The horse looks more intense, but the dolphin has badass fin knives.
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09-23-2005, 04:59 PM	#556 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I dont k now, the Unicorn has a pretty sharp horn and a shitload of muscle. Plus Those fin (hoof?) knive things are pretty much all he has. The unicorn has more mobility, and all else the dolphin has is what looks to be floodlights.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-23-2005, 04:28 AM	#551 (permalink)
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09-23-2005, 05:05 PM	#557 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	No, I think the razorback dolphin has a rocket pack (those red light thingys) He shine the shit in the unicorns eyes then go in for the kill
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09-23-2005, 05:13 PM	#558 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It all comes down to the same argument that carnivorous flavor and I had a while back. He thought that a gorilla riding a rhinocerous' back would defeat a shark riding an elephant's back. Ridiculous I say. We finally came to the conclusion that it would depend on whether the fight was on land or in the water. I believe the same conclusion applies here.
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09-23-2005, 05:24 PM	#559 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	What if the fight were in a gel-like substance...thicker than water but obviously not solid...crafted in such a way that neither the horned horse nor the knived dolphin had a morement advantage? I'd say that the horse probably should win...based simply on physical characteristics; however, the dolphin looks far more wise. Plus dolphins are smart as shit in general. He'd find a way to ambush that motherfucker to claim the V.

09-23-2005, 05:35 PM	#560 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	It's a unircorn not a horse...jesus. And the dolphin would win via horn crank.

09-23-2005, 05:57 PM	#561 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	The dolphin has no range though. Those little T-Rex arms could never get inside the reach of that long horn.
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09-23-2005, 07:21 PM	#562 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Wrap the torso of the Unicorn with the long tail, bite the horn with the razor sharp dolphin teeth, crank away.

09-23-2005, 07:27 PM	#563 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Beebs is right yo, that Unicorn doesnt stand a chance. On a side note: I CAN NOT believe we are talking so vehemently about something Schroeder posted.
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09-23-2005, 07:34 PM	#564 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	There is a fact I think we have all overlooked. Is that a Dolphin or an Icthyosaur? This needs clarification as you cannot tell from the picture. For me, the determining factor would be this very fact. Of course the Dolphin/Icthyosaur seems well equipped for land combat, the Unicorn may still have enough of an advantage to take the lead. I say its a fair toss-up until more facts can be provided, not like my opinion on this really matters anyway.

09-23-2005, 08:36 PM	#565 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Interesting point... Icthyosaurs eh?
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09-25-2005, 03:59 AM	#575 (permalink)
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09-23-2005, 09:26 PM	#567 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Of course you idiots are missing the big picture. It doesn't matter where they are, the dolphin creature obviously has the power of technology and is levitating somehow with that shoulder mounted contraption. The dolphin also seems to have caught the unicorn off guard. It seems to have gotten the element of surprise when it blasted that fucking unicorn with that fucking badass rainbow-ray. And Majiclit also makes a good point, the Icthyosaur is so confident it hasn't even bothered using those "red light thingys," one blast of that shit in the unicorns eyes and its game over. My guess the Icthyosaur is being cocky, or trying to conserve its energy source. [ September 23, 2005, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]
	#YOLO

09-23-2005, 10:36 PM	#568 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	no, look where the horse is standing. there is either an invisible or unseen surface, or the horse can fly too. But you can see the end of the dolphin's fin, and it's bent as if it's standing on it's tail.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-23-2005, 10:56 PM	#569 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	all the unicorn needs to do is turn around and buck those two back legs in the air and land those hoofs right in the dolphin's face and it would be all over from there.

09-23-2005, 11:09 PM	#570 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	It's all in the eyes. The unicorn looks like it was just the victim of a surprize attack. Meanwhile the dolphin has the blood-lust look. He's about to plunge those metal spikes deep into his prey.
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09-24-2005, 03:39 AM	#571 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	100% real. [ September 24, 2005, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

09-24-2005, 03:40 AM	#572 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Double post. [ September 24, 2005, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

09-24-2005, 01:10 PM	#573 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That's shit is hilarious. If there's anything that could have pried my eyes away from the other picture it was yours. On a side note, that unicorn is in the midst of a sweep attack and that dolphin is about to be flat on its face. The look of surprise on the unicorn's face was not an accident, but a mere trick to give the dolphin a false sense of security. Rest assured though, the unicorn did that shit on porpoise. nyuk.
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09-24-2005, 06:43 PM	#574 (permalink)
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