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C00ter · 05-31-2008, 01:49 PM

Clear your mind and your ass will follow

Let me begin by saying I suck ass at writing anything so please excuse the “crap” forward. Ever since I was a we lad I’ve always had issues with pooping in one way shape or form. Whether it be the shits, stinky pooh, or Long John Silver shrimp bites I never enjoyed the task. Recently my friends have told me there has to be something wrong with you man, or your something wrong with your pipes, they’re not hooked up right. Currently, my diet consists of cereal, salad, meat, tons of carbs, and let’s not forget beer. I think this has a big roll. Recently I’ve decided to take on the daunting task of a colon cleanse. Sure I could go to the butt hole doctor and have him shoot water up my ass, but why would I want that? This would probably be a last resort because I’m sure as hell not gay so nothing goes near my ass. I was thinking about going toward something a little easier.

Death begins in the Colon

What to go with? There are a lot of products on the market and they all claim to be the best because they will remove toxins, boost energy, and immune system. Here are what some of the products say they produce:

Was this going to come out of me? I’m pretty sure some of this is got to be up there. Here are my main goals: get it done as quickly as possible, safest, and will actually work. After doing some research I’ve decided to go with this product:

Oxy-powder
Main bullets:
· Help Restore and Maintain Regularity
· Cleanse, Refresh, and Detoxify
· Eliminate Waste Clogging Your Colon
· Promote Renewed Vitality
· Promote A Healthy Immune System
· Promote Maximum Absorption Of Vital Nutrients
This product looked pretty good with a 7 day program that wouldn’t break the bank at 42.95. Problem was this program said to pretty much be on the toilet the first day, but I figured what the hell? Here goes nothing, supposedly this stuff is suppose to help you make mini-Cosbys 5 times a day.
The night before
On an empty stomach I started out with the recommended dosage of four pills.

With much anticipation my stomach felt a little queasy about 30 minutes after. I eventually fell asleep about an hour after taking the pills and slept horribly. I’ve been taking a prescription to help me sleep so I think this could have played a role as a skipped the nights dosage. According to the instructions you shouldn’t take any prescription medicine 6 hours before or after taking your nightly dosage.
The next morning weight 260
Waking up around 7 o’clock not able to sleep anymore, I let out a good morning sweetheart toot. It was one of those toots that start out as just air, but quickly start to turn into the runs. I was able to catch myself before releasing my brown seed all over my underpants. Here’s my first production:

Nothing too exciting, but I was hopeful that I dumped so early in the process.
For breakfast I eat an orange and a banana and headed off to work for a half day. About an hour later I felt the urge and produced this:

Circled is melted Hersy Kiss I left exiting my throne.
For lunch I came home and had a salad with some cucumber, strawberries and an apple. About an hour after that:

So that’s pretty much my plan as far as eating and the cleansing goes. Pending thoughts and comments I will post more pics.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-31-2008, 01:55 PM

I'm curious to see what your first turd will look like.

ninjaface · 05-31-2008, 02:08 PM

This pleases me.

Beebs · 05-31-2008, 04:24 PM

This is complete bullshit and psuedo science.

The stuff basically forms a sort of plaster of your intestines and then you shit out the shell, its not built up from years of anything, and it has no health benefits.

f3lix · 05-31-2008, 06:19 PM

duralax will do the job just fine. Plus, I strongly believe anybody who claims "nothing goes near my ass because I'm not gay" is either a homophobe (gay) or a closet fag. Either way, I think you're gay.

C00ter · 05-31-2008, 08:43 PM

F3lik: please remove the thumb from your ass before calling me out. <3

Finally some turdage:

C00ter · 06-01-2008, 06:06 PM

Day two was pretty uneventful

Cocktooth · 06-01-2008, 06:16 PM

Do you drink alot of Beam and Diet Coke, and also chew tobacco??? Those pictures seem familar.

C00ter · 06-02-2008, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

Do you drink alot of Beam and Diet Coke, and also chew tobacco??? Those pictures seem familar.

No I do not.

Today was uneventful, however I did have a nice klump in the middle of my pooh. Wanted to do some investigating, but didn't have anything.

Repugnant Abomination · 06-02-2008, 08:14 PM

This is so nasty I can practically smell these monstrosities through the monitor.

C00ter · 06-05-2008, 08:23 PM

Last two days were as before. Taking pictures of my shit is beginning to bore me. Here was earlier today:

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-05-2008, 08:43 PM

and thats supposed to be healthy?

C00ter · 06-09-2008, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

and thats supposed to be healthy?

Apparently yes.

With the cleanse officially over I think all in all it was a success. I lost a couple of pounds and I've changed some of my eating habits. I guess we'll see how long it lasts. As for the pictures from the other sites as to what they claim they can "produce" I'm calling bs. I think it's all done to get you to try there product.

05-31-2008, 01:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
C00ter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: MBury! Posts: 119 Internets: 546	Clear your mind and your ass will follow Clear your mind and your ass will follow Let me begin by saying I suck ass at writing anything so please excuse the “crap” forward. Ever since I was a we lad I’ve always had issues with pooping in one way shape or form. Whether it be the shits, stinky pooh, or Long John Silver shrimp bites I never enjoyed the task. Recently my friends have told me there has to be something wrong with you man, or your something wrong with your pipes, they’re not hooked up right. Currently, my diet consists of cereal, salad, meat, tons of carbs, and let’s not forget beer. I think this has a big roll. Recently I’ve decided to take on the daunting task of a colon cleanse. Sure I could go to the butt hole doctor and have him shoot water up my ass, but why would I want that? This would probably be a last resort because I’m sure as hell not gay so nothing goes near my ass. I was thinking about going toward something a little easier. Death begins in the Colon What to go with? There are a lot of products on the market and they all claim to be the best because they will remove toxins, boost energy, and immune system. Here are what some of the products say they produce: Was this going to come out of me? I’m pretty sure some of this is got to be up there. Here are my main goals: get it done as quickly as possible, safest, and will actually work. After doing some research I’ve decided to go with this product: Oxy-powder Main bullets: · Help Restore and Maintain Regularity · Cleanse, Refresh, and Detoxify · Eliminate Waste Clogging Your Colon · Promote Renewed Vitality · Promote A Healthy Immune System · Promote Maximum Absorption Of Vital Nutrients This product looked pretty good with a 7 day program that wouldn’t break the bank at 42.95. Problem was this program said to pretty much be on the toilet the first day, but I figured what the hell? Here goes nothing, supposedly this stuff is suppose to help you make mini-Cosbys 5 times a day. The night before On an empty stomach I started out with the recommended dosage of four pills. With much anticipation my stomach felt a little queasy about 30 minutes after. I eventually fell asleep about an hour after taking the pills and slept horribly. I’ve been taking a prescription to help me sleep so I think this could have played a role as a skipped the nights dosage. According to the instructions you shouldn’t take any prescription medicine 6 hours before or after taking your nightly dosage. The next morning weight 260 Waking up around 7 o’clock not able to sleep anymore, I let out a good morning sweetheart toot. It was one of those toots that start out as just air, but quickly start to turn into the runs. I was able to catch myself before releasing my brown seed all over my underpants. Here’s my first production: Nothing too exciting, but I was hopeful that I dumped so early in the process. For breakfast I eat an orange and a banana and headed off to work for a half day. About an hour later I felt the urge and produced this: Circled is melted Hersy Kiss I left exiting my throne. For lunch I came home and had a salad with some cucumber, strawberries and an apple. About an hour after that: So that’s pretty much my plan as far as eating and the cleansing goes. Pending thoughts and comments I will post more pics.

05-31-2008, 01:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I'm curious to see what your first turd will look like.
	#YOLO

06-01-2008, 06:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Do you drink alot of Beam and Diet Coke, and also chew tobacco??? Those pictures seem familar.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

06-05-2008, 08:43 PM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	and thats supposed to be healthy?
	#YOLO

05-31-2008, 02:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	This pleases me.

05-31-2008, 04:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	This is complete bullshit and psuedo science. The stuff basically forms a sort of plaster of your intestines and then you shit out the shell, its not built up from years of anything, and it has no health benefits.

05-31-2008, 06:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	duralax will do the job just fine. Plus, I strongly believe anybody who claims "nothing goes near my ass because I'm not gay" is either a homophobe (gay) or a closet fag. Either way, I think you're gay.

05-31-2008, 08:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
C00ter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: MBury! Posts: 119 Internets: 546	F3lik: please remove the thumb from your ass before calling me out. <3 Finally some turdage:

06-01-2008, 06:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
C00ter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: MBury! Posts: 119 Internets: 546	Day two was pretty uneventful

06-02-2008, 08:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	This is so nasty I can practically smell these monstrosities through the monitor.

06-05-2008, 08:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
C00ter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: MBury! Posts: 119 Internets: 546	Last two days were as before. Taking pictures of my shit is beginning to bore me. Here was earlier today: