OST- St. Anky vs. Mister Bater

[Ugly Bastard]

This should be good.

Anky, since you challenged, you're up first.

Go.

-Ugly Bastard

[Titan]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>If the self-proclaimed "clit commander" with 383 votes needs to validate himself to the rest of the Nubblies board by challenging a newbie with 5 posts that was just fucking around with him, all I have to say is bring it on.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Personally, I'm still laughing my ass off from the "Observations of a Newbie" posts... I look forward to this.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Illiterate is a person who can't read dipshit. Uneducated, dyslexic, ANYTHING would have been better than that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


[This message has been edited by Titan (edited January 22, 2003).]

[St. Anky]

As many of you have already seen, Mister Bater, felt it was his derivative to start shit with me for no probable reason.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Bater:
It's about time you and all of the other pieces of Mother Teresa's decaying, wrinkled, putrid pussy started showing a little backbone. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Holy shit, you just bashed on a dead woman who devoted her life to helping those in need. Great job, give yourself an A there kid. By the way, I'm just wondering who you're gonna bash on next. The pope? Jesus? Gandhi? Oh wait...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Bater:
While I made 2 minor typing errors due to the speed at which I type, YOU displayed YOUR ignorance towards understanding OUR language. No estamos hablando espanol, you Princess Diana's rotting corpse eating douchebag. Check out a thesaurus next time. They come in English AND Spanish.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I dont understand the meaning of bashing on the deceased. Really, what the fuck did Princess Diana do to you? And just to clear it up one more time, womb and room are 2 completely different words. No matter how many thesauruses I look into, they will never help compare the two.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Bater:
Yes, there is crack in Cali. People like me (white people) can afford it. People like you (Mexicans) can't and are forced to produce children just so they can have food. In this instance, we have a simple mathematical equation to explain how the Mexicans have been able to survive: Abortion=Dinner. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

First off, if anything its people like me (mexicans) who sell crack to dumbfuck, not all, people like you (white people), and end up making a huge illegal profit off of it. Now, how do you like that mathematical equation? BITCH.
So then you go on saying that we're cannibals, and we eat our own young.
*just for a sec folks, lets recap, we (as in the mexicans) are pieces of Mother Teresa's pussy, we eat Princess Diana, and now we eat our own young. Hmmm... sounds like a strong argument so far.
Alright, back to the matter at hand. So, Mister Bater I'd like you to answer this, if we reproduce solely for food, would that honestly make physical sense? What, do you think babies still come from the stork? Women need nutrients to develop a child; without those nutrients, a child could not be created. Therefore, if we supposedly have no food to begin with, it would be pointless to say we procreate for the purposes of food. Honestly dont know where you got this from, but keep your head up cocksucker.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Bater:
Finally, your response to my words of advice. The word to focus on here is TRUST. Again with misunderstanding things, Anky. I'm not saying you shouldn't fuck women, as every man should feel the inside of the clit. Hell, even jizz-soaked pieces of shit like you that dangle off of the asshair of Elton John should experience a woman once, even if it is from rape (try GHB). I'm just saying you shouldn't trust the ho cause they are always two-faced bitches. Fuck 'em all you want, just leave them after that. And for my final note, Anky, God hates fags. I'll be laughing at you from heaven as you burn in hell like the beansoaked Mexi-Kike that you are. Amen<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The clit. I have to admit I speak for every man here at nubblies when I admit that I havent felt the inside of the clit. And I hope to god that I never have to. You know, you're making it easy to bash on you here. The more you speak of the female sex organ such as the clit, the more you show that you know jack shit about it. You cannot fuck a clit. Well, not a normal one anyways. You see, as I have explained before, the clit is not the actual vagina my friend. The clitoris, is a concentration of internal nerve endings at the head of the vagina. Next time figure out what the fuck you're talking about little boy.
Last I checked god doesn't hate anyone. Not that I'm saying you're right when you call me a fag. You could'nt be further off from the truth. But then again, I'm not the one talking about Elton John's asshairs now am I?Ever heard the lines "love thy neighbor" or "do not judge lest ye be judged"?

Further on you say:
"I'll be laughing at you from heaven as you burn in hell like the beansoaked Mexi-Kike that you are."
After talking shit about Mother Teresa, and murdering people by dragging them by cars, you throw in a phrase like that. Well I'll be fucked. You dont stop surprising us at all do you choad mongrel? I suggest catching up on the dogma of the Christian religion.

Eat shit.

[Mister Bater]

Well, it's nice to see that Anky had something decent to say this time. Quoting the Bible, I'm impressed. Those missions sure taught you people well. In any case Anky, you're about to get burned like a Jew in Auschwitz. The sad thing is I can't steal any gold teeth from you after it's done. Oh well, on with the show!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Women need nutrients to develop a child; without those nutrients, a child could not be created. Therefore, if we supposedly have no food to begin with, it would be pointless to say we procreate for the purposes of food.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Anky, Anky once again you're too fucking ignorant to comprehend my point. That's fine though since I'm here to explain it to you. As any person with the ability to breathe understands, Mexico is drastically overpopulated. What's the largest city in the world? Why it's Mexico City! Why is it the largest? Because you are nothing more than a virus that continues to spread across the globe. People are breeding like animals and it is relatively impossible to feed everyone. So what else is there to do but eat shit and children? After all, sex is one of the few things you people can afford.

I'll give you the clit. It was a moment of ignorance that I'm ashamed of. For a brief second, I was a M...M...Mexican (shudders with fear and slaps self with a 2x4 for even thinking such a heinous thought).

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>No matter how many thesauruses I look into, they will never help compare the two.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

We dance this same dance over and over again and each time you show how inept you really are. I was not referring to the womb/room mistake when I wrote that. I was talking about how you "bashed" me for bitching about dumbasses in the rants section. Rants and bitching are synonymous Motherless Fucker. Once again you have proven to have the intellect of the offspring of Helen Keller and Corky, the down syndrome kid from "Life Goes On". Hopefully this will enlighten you on the thesaurus subject now because I don't think I can fingerpaint it out for you. Plus you're wasting my fucking time.

This part right here brings a smile to my face:
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>What I DO find funny though, not haha funny (you're a fucking idiot by the way), is that many Mexicans have just recently immigrated to this country and are working hard to have better lives and yet are ridiculed just because they're different by ass-munching cock-queens like you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Do you even know why the United States allows you to exist? It's because you guys do have one purpose in life. You're cheap labor. That's why you're allowed into our country. That's why you take the jobs of educated, skilled American laborers. That's why corporations relocate in your shitty little nation, because you're dumb enough to work for nickels (although to be fair that's worth a shitload more than a peso...plus it's shiny and we all know how inferior beings love shiny things, just look at cats). That's why Americans ridicule you, for stealing jobs from the more qualified.

Making fun of the dead...are you saying you never once laughed at a dead person? Enough said there.

You know Anky, I find it funny that you're claiming not to be a fag. Why on earth would be a person start a "faggety" forum? First off, it's spelled faggot. Only an illiterate...oh wait, only a dumbass motherfucking testiclelicking assraping chodabiting menstrualbleeding cumguzzling asspony would call someone illiterate when all they have done is mispelled a word. After all, the person did READ the word that was mispelled, si(sic) El Fucko? Anyway, the Bible is explicitly against fags. Look in Genesis and check out Sodom and Gomorroh some time.

I'm leaving now Anky. Just like your Mom did. Only difference is, I'll be back. Bitch.

[Ugly Bastard]

A few things.

Both bashes were great. Anky's blew my mind, but then again, so did Bater's.

I liked Anky's religious approach, and for a while there, I forgot that he was a Mexican, it was a really good bash.

Bater's bash was pretty good, but it sort of re-iterated what has already been said.

A few quote to highlight from the bash:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted by Mister Bater:
Making fun of the dead...are you saying you never once laughed at a dead person?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't think that it should be taken for granted that we've all laughed at dead people. And knowing Anky personally, I actually doubt he ever has.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted by Mister Bater:
What's the largest city in the world? Why it's Mexico City!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually, Mexico City is 2nd. It pales in comparision to Tokyo, which has 27,000,000 people living in it. Mexico City has 17,000,000. (This is really irrelevant, I just couldn't help it).

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted by St. Anky
The more you speak of the female sex organ such as the clit, the more you show that you know jack shit about it. You cannot fuck a clit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I must admit, Anky does make a point here.....the kid has some experience in that department anyways. Bater, don't get him started on fucking people in the ass.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted by Mister Bater:
I'm leaving now Anky. Just like your Mom did. Only difference is, I'll be back. Bitch.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

On the whole, if I were voting for just punch-lines, and one-sentence cheap-shots; I would give it to Bater, 4-1.

But, I'm not voting like that, I'm voting on the content of the actual post....the point that each of them were trying to get across, and how well they got it across.

Anky-3
Bater-2

This was the toughest vote I've ever made on an OST, I was struggling on who to give the winning point to.

I eagerly await the next few rounds of this bash. It's got huge potential. Kudos to both of you.

-Ugly Bastard

First off, I must concur with UB, if this about punchlines which made me laugh, Mister definately would've won. But i liked Anky's slightly more logical approach

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by St. Anky:
[b]I?Ever heard the lines "love thy neighbor" or "do not judge lest ye be judged"?
[b]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm just gonna say this. Anky, if you can actually pull out the entire biblical perspective on judging with complete biblical citation AND BE RIGHT, then i'll give you every round...
Thats honestly a mute point though.

Mister, get a little more logical but keep up the trashtalking.
Anky, keep on truckin.

Anky - 3
Mister Bater - 2

Totals -
Anky - 6
Mister Bater - 4

[Titan]

Yeah... good matches, both of them.

Anky actually had alot of good insults, but Mister Baters were more fun to read.

As for Anky's "religious" approach... Uh yeah... right... just say the phrase "religious bashing" for a while......... right, there you go... using religion (christianity even) to bash someone... it's a nice thought, but an obvious complete oxy moron.

anky - 8
bater - 7

[buckeye]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Bater:
Well, it's nice to see that Anky had something decent to say this time. Quoting the Bible, I'm impressed. Those missions sure taught you people well. In any case Anky, you're about to get burned like a Jew in Auschwitz. The sad thing is I can't steal any gold teeth from you after it's done. Oh well, on with the show!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


That was probably the best opening of an OST I have ever seen it gave me quite a laugh.

Now as far as the arguments go, Anky won some such as the clit argument, and I give him the bible comments also.

For MB he won the thesaurus, and I give him the abortion thing too. Here is why, after reading the posts under the rants MB does indeed mention rants and bitching as being synonymous, so it takes away Anky's refute for the thesaurus comment. Now for the abortion thing, Anky took it into a logical perspective that producing babies for food would be futile. However to me at least when MB made this comment it was in reference to Mexicans being poor, and the recent growth of them in past years, so once again nullifying Anky's comments on that.

As for the points Anky would have gotten the edge had he not taken some of MB's comments into a logical perspective, to the point which it made little relevance to the meaning that was trying to be portrayed. MB also had the better punch lines, which I think is a key in an OST

Anky-2
MB-3

Totals
Anky-10
MB-10

Close matches are more fun anyways


UB it was because Titan had posted during my post therefore i didnt see the updated score till after i posted, that is why i went back and changed it. My bad

[This message has been edited by buckeye (edited January 22, 2003).]

[Ugly Bastard]

They are knotted at 10 now.

Anky-10
Bater-10

-Ugly Bastard

Well shit, the whole reason I posted that, was 'cause buckeye didn't add up the totals....but now he did, thank you Mr. buckeye



[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 22, 2003).]

[Titan]

It's okay Ugly, I thought you were a moron before anyway.
: o )

[Ugly Bastard]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Titan:
It's okay Ugly, I thought you were a moron before anyway.
: o )<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You'll see hell for that.

-Ugly Bastard

[tonguegina]

Very good...possibly the best OST match up yet. I'll have to give the edge to St. Anky purely for his logic.

Anky-3
Bater-2

TOTAL:
St. Anky-13
Mister Bater-12

Shit Talking is all about embarassing the opponent. While Anky's logistics are doing a damn fine job, Bater's getting me to laugh. I've gotta give the swing point to the humor.

15's.

[BigDongedHoe]

Anky-18
Bater-17

WTF is combat chuck gonna get the same type of warning that I got???

I apologize everybody but I forgot to give bater his two points.

:::BDH:::

[This message has been edited by BigDongedHoe (edited January 23, 2003).]

[Ugly Bastard]

BDH-

This message was originally posted to tell BDH to finish scoring the round. He has since done so.

-Ugly Bastard


[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 23, 2003).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>WTF is combat chuck gonna get the same type of warning that I got???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's been 3 days since he's justified why he hasn't posted. You went 5 days before I even warned...and another 1+ before action was taken...

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 23, 2003).]

[St. Anky]

Ok, so I'm waiting for UB to end the first round...

[Ugly Bastard]

It's fucking 18-17. Patience Spic.

-Ugly Bastard

[StabMaster Arson]

anky-21
bater-19

I think Bater's bash was gay, he got burned by Anky clearly. This one line stated by Bater clearly backs up my opinion:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>only a dumbass motherfucking testiclelicking assraping chodabiting menstrualbleeding cumguzzling asspony<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Anky - 4
Bater - 1

Anky - 25
bater-20



[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 24, 2003).]

[cyrus104]

They both had got burned perty good. But the over all out come of the is match I think was in favor of Bater. This should get good. We will see who the over all flame thrower will be.

Anky - 2
Bater - 3

Anky - 27
Bater - 23

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Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest

[This message has been edited by cyrus104 (edited January 24, 2003).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I'm waiting for UB to end the first round<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Let's allow this round to continue until around the 5 o'clock hour tonight. Mr. Bastard, if you or I stumble upon the post anytime after 5:00, we'll close the round no matter how close it is. That's fair.

[Trout Sniffer]

Wow, I must say, that was the best overall OST by both opponents that I have ever seen. Both of you had good arguments and good posts, but I will have to give the edge to St. Anky.

Anky - 3
Bater - 2

Anky - 30
Bater - 25

[bert]

just so this round can keep goin and i did enjoy baters post very good quality and very enjoyable but im going to have to knot it all up at 30 givin bater all 5 points this round hopin anky has something better next round.

anky-0
bater5

[bert]

anky-30
bater-30

lets go for the next round im ready for it