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At last, I have one of my own. Gogo is the victim, I am fixed. Gogo lives in Lebanon. Enjoy.

Gogo:
i am anew friend would you like to chat with me

fixed:
i guess so

fixed:
what's new in egypt?

Gogo:
what mainly?

fixed:
huh?

fixed:
so what do you do for fun?

Gogo:
go out with my friends

fixed:
cool, do you go to bars, or strip clubs, or coffee houses or something like that?

Gogo:
i go to coffee shop and disco sometimes

fixed :
disco, no shit? like saturday night fever?

Gogo:
i cant understand

fixed:
my bad, it's an older movie that's about disco

Gogo:
why

fixed:
because disco was cool back in the day

Gogo:
yes<and you where do you go?

fixed:
well, i go lots of places, coffe shops occasionally, but i usually hang out at the local middle school and look for innocent boys

Gogo:
so how old are you?

fixed:
well, the way that i see it, age is only a number, so i don't find that important

fixed:
i like to maintain a mysterious persona, it makes things a lot more "interesting", as michael jackson would say

Gogo:
i want to know your age coz its imp. for me

fixed:
well, right now i'm 18

fixed:
but, my birth age is a bit older

fixed:
my closest of friends know that im 24

Gogo:
never mind

fixed:
what? nevermind, why?

fixed:
i don't want to scare you away or anything, im just very shy

Gogo:
and i also but really i want to know everything about you

fixed:
okay, just ask me anything, I'm an open book. I'll try not to be very shy, I promise

Gogo:
ok lets begin, whats your nationality

fixed:
american

fixed:
anything else?

Gogo:
do you have a girl friend love her

fixed:
not at the moment, I recently lost my lover. Also, I prefer men and women, I don't want to be close minded

fixed:
that doesn't offend you does it?

fixed:
I don't want you to be uncomfortable

Gogo:
of course not i want to hear you tell me every thing why you are so sad

fixed:
Well, I'm not so sad anymore, I was last week though, I was a wreck, I had a nasty separation from my partner, James, who decided he wanted to go off to the war and leave me alone. That broke my heart so bad. Until recently I met someone new by the name of Vitruvio, he's fantastic, I could have never asked for more.

fixed:
I have a cute nickname for him, it's nubblie, i think he likes it

Gogo:
dont be sad i am sure that james love you, so tell me more about your self

fixed:
Well, I'm pretty sure that Nubblies loves me more, I don't know where'd I'd be without that sexbear in my life. As for myself, I like to work out at my local gym, I'm an aspiring poet, but I work at a clothing store called Express to make ends meet, that's how I met Nubblies.

fixed:
Is that good?

Gogo:
so i am sure that when i see your picture i will love you

fixed:
well, I can only dream. I need to find my most recent one though

Gogo:
ok i want to talk to myself i am very sad coz i love someone so much and i hope to be his wife but i cant coz he didnt love me

fixed:
I'm so sorry to hear that, men are so hard to handle sometimes, trust me, being a raging homosexual like me, i would know

Gogo:
i cant live without him my heart is broken

fixed:
i wish i could tell you how to mend your broken heart. If only there were a special adhesive I could offer you to mend your heart, I'd offer it to you, but I can't. In my case, I found Nubblies and I leaned on that for support. You need to find those close to you for comfort

fixed:
I found my pic, shall I send it to you now?

Gogo:
of course i am wait your picture

fixed:
im sending it, it says you haven't accepted it

Gogo:
why

fixed:
actually it says you haven't responded

Gogo:
i'll open the mail again

fixed:
i clicked on the send file form, im so bad at this stuff, nubblies usually helps me with this kind of stuff, but he's sleeping

fixed:
im trying to send it through icq

Gogo:
send it at my e-mail and i want to know your name at mail

fixed:
okay, what's your email?

Gogo:
******************

fixed:
okay, ill get right on sending it to you, do want to see a picture of Nubblies too?

Gogo:
yes

fixed:
okay, I'll send a photo of him also

Gogo:
i am waiting

fixed:
don't worry, im logging into my email right now

Gogo:
ok

fixed:
I will be right back, I forgot our password, I'm going to go ask nubblies what it is, im so forgetful, im sorry

fixed:
ahh, i got it, im so silly

Gogo:
i want to tell u that you are so beatiful

fixed:
I appreciate that to the very core of myself, for you too are a beautiful person

Gogo:
i want to see your friend picture

fixed:
i'm loading his right now

Gogo:
i am waiting

fixed:
I'm very sorry, I'm new to e-mail, nubblie just taught me how the other day, this is the first real time i've tried using it, I'm truly sorry

Gogo:
i am wait for your picture also

fixed:
okay, it's sending right now

Gogo:
thanks a lot i will open it now

fixed:
not a problem

Gogo:
ok

fixed:
did you get them?

This is "me"


And this is "Nubblies"


Gogo:
i want to say that u are really so beauty and i love your picture so much

fixed:
thank you, i need to work out more, i'm kind of fat, but not for long, I'm on a diet of Manjuice and Horsekock herbs to stop any fat.

Gogo:
i want to explain myself: i am 168 cm, my skin is white and i have brown hair,brown eyes,not very fat and i am from lebanon.

fixed:
You seem like a fantastic person.

fixed:
it is too bad that you live so far away, Nubblies and I would both love to meet you

Gogo:
thanks i want to tell u that really i am very romantic and i love the love and the one thing i need it to love a men love me so much and take care of me,and to be everything in his life because he will be everything in my life but i know well that i will never find him

fixed:
I will keep you in my hopes that you will someday find your man. I'm sure you will find a man like my Nubblies to keep you warm at night and love you for the rest of your days.

Gogo:
i hope that coz i am really want this ,i feel alone without love ,love is the life

fixed:
yes, love is the life, love is the love of my life and i love the life as much as i love my life, I really hope that you will never quit your search for the man of your deepest dreams.

Gogo:
your talk is very exciting

fixed:
thank you, I am a poet. I dictate to Nubblies in the evenings on the beach. He loves it very much. It is all he can do to not make love with me right then, I live a passionate life. I thrive on love, passion, sex, and desire. Nubblies fulfills all of my needs and desires, in and out of the bedroom. You too will someday experience this.

Gogo:
i also love seeing the beach,i talk to the sea and tell everything to the sea

fixed:
the sea bares witness
to me
i talk to it, my darling sea
it watches my love unfold
like a table cloth in the cold
it watches me on bended knee
i would not live if not for the sea
my life is long, as is my shlong
and it is this that is my song

fixed:
that is an older poem of mine that you reminded me of

fixed:
I would like you to know, that I appreciate you. As much as it pains me I must leave now, Nubblies is excited, as am I, passion is overtaking me right now, and I must leave you to go fulfill Nubblies' desires in our bed. I hope that you will someday experience such excitement. I hope that your life improves and I pray that your planes will forever fly straighter. Goodbye, in my most fond of farewells to you.

fixed:
this is what Nubblies means to me.


THE END

Yes that is all, it is lengthy, but i hope you all enjoy. If all goes as expected, there may be more of Gogo in the future.

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