I'm really going to cut this one down, while my post was thorough in dismantling nearly every post ProffesorLikesTheCock made, it was a strain for some members to read, so I will cut in down as a curtesey to others.
ProffesorNumber, you are a plague. You are a filthy rotten stench which brings with it an influx of utter stupidity and ignorance. I hate to return to such an example of sheer idiocy, but here is your first post on nubblies:
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Posted by ProffesorTakesItInTheAss:
School sanctioned events are fun! lets all go and hold each other's dicks.
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You firstly attack a quality event which serves as a rare oppurtunity for artistic expression in the nightmare which is Warsaw, then proceed to make a vivid proclaimation of your homosexuality. An old saying states that "the end depends on the beginning"; this being true, I place you dead in ten years of AIDS from your promiscious homosexual lifestyle.
Your ignorance is astounding. You cannot comprehend the most simple bashes against you, and even when things are explained for you, you still cannot understand any of it. I need not quote all of your posts again to demostrate such. Everyone witnessed it in the 'coffeehouse' thread.
Please, do us a favor and leave nubblies. You have demostrated yourself to contribute nothing more than mindless fecal matter which your consider thought. Instead of wasting our time posting on nubblies, I encourage you to kill yourself, yes kill yourself.
Since you have shown your thoughts to be of low creativity (barring homosexual innuendos), then here are some suggestions for killing yourself:
1 - Build yourself a homemade airplane, it does not matter if the plane is functional, then simply "fly" it off a high cliff. Lots of falling and then a hard fall will ensue, don't worry, your life should break the fall.
2 - Throw yourself into a tank of flesh eating fish. What kind of fish and how many is irrelevant, so long as you cannot escape. Knowing your homosexual tendencies will arise even in a situation involving death, you can just think of the fish as your buddies from fire island. I'm sure there were a few thousand of them too.
3 - Self-mummification. Begin by removing your significant organs. The brain was always removed through the nose with a wire, so I encourage you to stay true to original method and do so. Once removed, begin to pack your insides with salt and other fillers. Then wrap yourself in hundreds of yards of cloth. If you need help with this, I'm sure there are roughly 377 members would be glad to help.
These are just a few suggestions. You can always go the simple way of a gun-shot to the head, or swallowing poisons, but I strongly suggest number one. I'm sure your homemade airplane would make for a memorable time, at least for us.
In short, leave us you ass-fucking piece of garbage. We need not your stupidity or your homosexuality.