05-26-2003, 02:58 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Well, this all started in the coffee house thread which can be found in the general chat section. Mantra, who I will be calling FuckFace from this point on, basically made it his point to prove me wrong, with no reason whatsoever. His insults and anger were completely un-warranted, but funny in a sadly pathetic way. Here is FuckFace's first attempt at making me look dumb.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mantra: ProffesorNumber/SuperElectricBoy/Eksite05-designer/tneruaLcirE - You claim everyone is superficial and trying to be intellectual, yet you do not demostrate a shread of intelligence yourself. You fraud. You lash out and call people names like psuedo-intellect because you realize that is exactly how you are, and you hate yourself for it. So you try to glaze it over and convince yourself otherwise by projecting your own shortcomings upon others. You are a pathetic human being.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now, lets stop to think about what he just wrote. First, he said I don't exibhit a "shread" of intelligence. But I guess it's obvious that he does. Then he procedes to tell me how I think, as if he is Dr. Phil. Please, look at his word choices: lash out, glaze, projecting. Too bad he has no idea what any of those words actually mean. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MantraYou're right in a way; I'm not pretending to be intelligent. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Then, in his next post he admits to not trying to be intelligent, but hey, he didn't really need to tell anyone this. It was already obvious. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mantra You make all these claims about other people, yet you can still not demostrate how you do not fall prey to your own attacks. You have yet to demostrate any real intelligence at all. You simply reply to everyone's post with juvenile remarks and claim they're wrong; you don't give a reason, nor do you have one, but nevertheless you continue to lash out. You don't logically reply to any comments made against you, other just saying they're wrong and not giving a reason for it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Next, FuckFace procedes to further prove his/her ignorance by telling me that I don't back up anything I say. You know why you are wrong? Because you are a spineless idiot. What proof is contained in that quote that even slightly suggests that FuckFace is right? There is none. Once again, he/she is being hypocritical, because for some reason FuckFace is above the law and doesn't have to back up any of his/her arguments. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mantra Is anyone else seeing a pattern. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ding Ding Ding, I am! The pattern I'm seeing, is that all of your posts are incoherent and full of bullshit. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mantra I'll let you go ahead an challenge. I want you to have the first post just to see if you can do anything than come up with more than random opinions. Plus, after I defeat you, you won't get a chance to go first again.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ohh, so basically what you are saying is that you are too much of a FUCKING PUSSY to take the initiative and start an OST? You are such a pussy. You started this argument between us by idiotically disagreeing with me in the cofee thread. This alone is basis for you to lose. You don't just challenge someone, then tell them to start it. Whatever happened to the times when men were men, and no one had to worry about pussies talking shit about them on internet forums. Oh wait, I know what happened. Fuckers like you ruined those times and started going to coffee houses and listening to emo. Eat Shit. |
05-26-2003, 03:05 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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I thought you had to challenge him first, and then he had to accept, and then one of them there mods had to start it all off...
Perhaps not... as I now see that other OST's have been started in this manner. Well, what the hey. Doesn't really matter. Let the games go on. [This message has been edited by rla128 (edited May 26, 2003).] |
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Where to start...
-Unhappy Beginnings- First, let's look at the beginnings to all of this: The background on ProffesorNumber: He came to nubblies and started two different names: ProfessorNumber and SuperElectricBoy. He then proceeds to make a post about a pathetic website (a ripoff of http://maddox.xmission.net) he makes, and gives it a negative spin in an attempt to make it look like the link was posted by a third party. Then tried to use his other id to act like it wasn't him who originally posted it. He was quickly discovered and admits defeat when cornered. What a pathetic beginning. He later bashes me for keeping my identity hidden by saying <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Ooooh, wow, you know who I am. Too bad you are too much of a pussy to even consider admitting who you are.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> This is funny, coming from a person who just started two accounts, try to act like they were two different people, and then lie about it. PN obviously also doesn't understand the anominity aspect of nubblies. -First Posts- But let's look at his very first post: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>ProffesorNumber's first post on nubblies: School sanctioned events are fun! lets all go and hold each other's dicks. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Here we see PN use homosexuality as a slam through sarcasm, or is visualizing a sexual inuendo he would like to live out. But we aren't sure yet, let's look at his next post. After being insulted by Titan, he states <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>For God's sake, leave the gsa out of every comeback/insult. No one wants to hear it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> We now know that PN has either contridicted himself by slamming, then advocating homosexuality, or he has validated the second theory that he is a dick-grabbing fudge packer. Later in the thread, when I point this out to him, he gratiously conceeds this... <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Fuck off already, I'll give you the gay joke one. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Though we still don't know if he's a self-contridicting refuck or just a promiscious homosexual. -The Comments and Attacks- A large portion of his comments have been directed the Coffeehouse which took place at the high school and the establishment known as Courthouse Coffee. When he is continually fronted to give a reason on why coffeehouses are 'gay', as he so eloquently states, this is what it boils down to: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProffesorSlappityDick: 1. Coffee houses are gay. Why? Because they are populated by mindless yuppie idiots who need a "safe" environment to have "fun" at. Not only that, but a lot of these people think that they are more "high class" or intelligent because they like to hang out at courthouse coffee and drink coffee. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The most humor thing about this is that PN states that he hasn't gone to any of the coffeehouse's at all, so how exactly can he tell us how gay they are? He can't. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Wrong. I don't go to courthouse coffee. I don't pretend to be sophisticated and adult like, when I know full well that I'm just an immature high school kid.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Just like he says, he never goes to Courthouse Coffee [and exposes himself for who he really is, an immature kid], yet he continually details supposed events which take place there. How? These are all unbased opinions, which he then tries to spin off as fact. Did PN do a study at Courthouse Coffee to see if the customers have a superiority complex? No, he didn't. This tactic is characteristic of all his attacks and rebuttals; he never actually gives evidence to back up claims, he just makes them. -More Bad Tactics- But he has more up his bag of tricks, his other big tactic involves saying people who use big words are just trying to be intelligent. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>You use words like engulf, which make you sound like a total fucking idiot. No one says the word engulf.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How do they make me sound like an idiot? You give no reason, except that 'no one says the word engulf'. The funniest part is, that you just used it twice. The entire concept of 'using big words' is one of his primary tactics, though he doesn't give a reason for this and often uses words which exceed the length of words used by others. -And the stupidity flows- ProffesorLikesItInTheRear also uses the coveted tactic of avoidance. He never really responds to anything said against him with rational, he merely disagrees and claims the attacking person is stupid. I honestly believe that he isn't smart enough to comprehend some of the things said against him though. Let's look at a conversation: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Mantra's initial remark:You make all these claims about other people, yet you can still not demostrate how you do not fall prey to your own attacks. You have yet to demostrate any real intelligence at all. You simply reply to everyone's post with juvenile remarks and claim they're wrong; you don't give a reason, nor do you have one, but nevertheless you continue to lash out. You don't logically reply to any comments made against you, other just saying they're wrong and not giving a reason for it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>ProffesorNumber's response:Lets just stop and think for a second about what she wrote. Did she give any reasons why I'm an idiot/wrong? No, there is not one spec of reason or logic in that entire paragraph of bullshit. Isn't it ironic.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I firmly state that he doesn't give reasons for anything he says and then makes juvenile remarks; so what's he do? Doesn't give a reason and say it's all bullshit. Ironic indeed. I reply with: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>MantraYou quoted an entire paragraph on why you're such a moron, then proceed to follow it by saying "it doesn't say why I'm a moron". You are the poster-child for stupidity. You continue to not actually give any reason to disprove the arguements made against you. With every post your ignorance is made apparent.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And he responds with: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>PN:I quoted that paragraph because it DIDN'T prove why I'm a moron. The only thing it proved was your incompetence. Lets review your alleged "proof" paragraph.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Again, just like I stated in the preceding post, he doesn't give a reason. But being the nice guy I am, I try to very simply and basically spell it out for him, and yet he still does not understand. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Mantra:Again, you restate that it didn't prove your incompetence. Let's piece this together. 1 - Paragraph says P# is stupid because he can't give a valid bases for his attacks. 2 - P# claims said paragraph doesn't give a reason, when we all know that it did. 3 - I restate the paragraph detailing the logic of it. 4 - P# again says there is no logic to it. Is anyone else seeing a pattern. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> In PN's first OST post, he actually quotes my paragraph where I tell him he doesn't back up anything he says, and states: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>PNNext, FuckFace procedes to further prove his/her ignorance by telling me that I don't back up anything I say. You know why you are wrong? Because you are a spineless idiot. What proof is contained in that quote that even slightly suggests that FuckFace is right? There is none. Once again, he/she is being hypocritical, because for some reason FuckFace is above the law and doesn't have to back up any of his/her arguments. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yet again we ask, where is his reasoning? "Because you are a spineless idiot." That is his logical reasoning. While I continually backup my arguments with endless quotes detailing his contradictions and stupidity. He also quotes my closing phrase "Is anyone else seeing a pattern" and then says: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>PNDing Ding Ding, I am! The pattern I'm seeing, is that all of your posts are incoherent and full of bullshit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My god, I don't think he could prove the allegations any more if he tried [though I wouldn't put it past him] He also has said my sentences are incoherent and hard to read. Might this be because PN has a third grade reading level and is simply just a stupid refuck who cannot comprehend simple English. -The OST Instigation- If all of the above has not overwhelmingly proven to you the sheer stupidity of ProffesorNumbnuts, then the comments following the starting of this OST will. While LongSinceForgotten brings up the idea of an OST, I claim PN doesn't have enough faith in himself to actually go through with it. When asked for his thoughts on it, he never actually states then, until this phrase: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>ProfAssCrack It appears I neglected to answer the OST challenge. It doesn't matter to me either way. Your the one who is going to look like a dumb fuck. If you want to challenge me officially, start a new thread in the shit-talking section and I'll join in the fun.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So if I want to challenge him, start a new thread. Ok, got it. Now I want him to instigate the OST, so he will get at least one chance to lead off, and I say: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Mantra-I'll let you go ahead an challenge. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Captain Dipshit doesn't understand though. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>ProffesorLikesTheCock What the Hell? You challenge me, then seem to think its my obligation to go first? You must be a fucking idiot. Don't challenge someone unless you are prepared to go. It's just the way it works dumbass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> But I never challenged him, or started a new thread like he said a challenge would entail. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Mantra-I never challenged you, dumbass. I simply kept pointing out that you never commented on the idea of 10 members against you. I also find it odd that you are lecturing me on 'the way it works' when you can't even tell if you've been challenged or not. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>ProffesorDoesn'tUnderstandEnglish Aright, when you say to someone "Your thoughts on an OST seem to have escaped us", it implies that you want to challenge me. When you challenge someone, you are obligated to go first. Ask Orgazmo if you need it spelled out any clearer.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, obviously he needed it spelled out clearer. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Mantra -We'll ask Orgazmo, since obviously you do need it spelled out, does "Your thoughts on an OST seem to escape us" mean "I challenge you to an OST"? Last time I checked, they were two completely different concepts.Even when you say "it implies that you want to challenge me", you reiterate that I did not challenge you, because "want to" and actually doing are two very different things.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, needless to say, he finally realized the error in his way and started the thread. Stupid piece of shit. Later in his OST post, he says: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>ProffesorShitForBrains:You don't just challenge someone, then tell them to start it. Whatever happened to the times when men were men, and no one had to worry about pussies talking shit about them on internet forums. Oh wait, I know what happened. Fuckers like you ruined those times and started going to coffee houses and listening to emo. Eat Shit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 1 - I never challenged you, but you can't comprehend that. 2 - When men were men? Since you are, as you state, just an immature kid, you wouldn't know. 3 - Where did emo come up in all of this? Your randomness makes me chuckle. 4 - Eat Shit? Capitalized? Is that the proper version of feces? Seriously though, thanks for once more proving my point. -Closing Remarks- This is only a glimpse into the utter ignorance which is ProffesorNumbers. He has proven himself to be a piece of defecation when it comes to all matters requiring rational, for he has shown an utter lack thereof. While he deserves to be taken out into the street and shot, the schooling he has received in this OST is a start. I appologize to all who had to lose brain cells by reading comments made by ProffesorNumber. Hopefully he will do the right thing, and the coroner can cut him down from his homemade noose later on. [This message has been edited by Mantra (edited May 26, 2003).] |
05-26-2003, 09:29 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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This is stupid. This is incredibly stupid. I thought if newbies who knew proper English showed up, Nubblies would be a better place. I was wrong. Don't be fooled by length and formatting, both of those posts were blabbering and worthless.
ProfessorNumber: Your post reminded me of something a kid would tell a school counselor after fighting with another kid on the playground, except it was written like a shitty term paper. Boo fucking hoo. You still haven't backed up any of your primary arguments with a logical chain of thought. Also, your website sucks, and I hate you. Mantra: For a post as long as yours was, I was rather pissed off to find that it had no redeeming value, unless I printed it all out and used it to wipe my ass... and even then it would be a real bitch because who the fuck wants to wipe their ass with typing paper? Not me, sir, not me. Half of your shit-talk was simply copy&paste of most of the conversations you've had with Prof.# up to this point. I didn't enjoy reading it the first time, why the fuck did you find it necessary to show it to us again? Quoting yourself is such bullshit, if you do it again, I will find out who you are and proceed to mercilessly beat the shit out you. I also didn't like the fact that you had a tendency to show some of your best quotes while showing some of the Prof's weakest. Lame. He's right when he says that your posts are hard to read, because they are. Your posts are like air without oxygen, worthless. Your sentence structure appears to be awkwardly forced and uneasy. You must have worn out the bindings of your thesaurus and dictionary by now, haven't you? Some of your sentences are so full of filler and bullshit, you'd be better off just leaving them out. You are trying to sound smarter and write better than you are capable of, and it shows. Put down the SparkNotes and read a book. Also, it's clear to me that you wanted Prof.# to go first so you could have the advantage in the round, not to be fair, as you claim. Anybody who's done an OST knows that it would be more desirable to go second. That's why the loser goes second, so they have a better chance to make a comeback. Fuck you. Now... as much as hate ProfessorNumber, as much as this thing reeks of being staged, as much as I despise this whole sorry excuse for a fucking OST, and as much as I'm tempted to give both of you zeroes, Mantra just pissed me off there WAY too damn much. ProfessorNumber: 5 Mantra: 0 Enjoy it, bitch. Total: Mantra-7 ProfessorNumber-8 I hope you both rot in hell. [This message has been edited by victim (edited May 26, 2003).] |
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Mantra actually formed arguements with actual reasons behind them, whilst ProffesorNumber just kept saying Mantra was stupid. Not a winner in my book; but points for trying.
Mantra - 4 ProffesorNumber - 1 Total Mantra - 11 ProfessorNumber - 9 |
05-27-2003, 12:14 AM | #10 (permalink) |
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Well, I want to give all my points to Victim, because even though I didn't agree with all his points, they were so maliciously conniving and beautiful at the same time. Props man.
Mantra....good job at going above and beyond on length. Although it took some time, you literally picked apart PN's stuff, leaving little room for scrupulation on his part. Prof....I've never displayed so much as a hint of positive feelings for you. I hated reading your post because of the drippings of ignorance all over. But...you did have some good bashings. Mantra - 4 PN - 1 Total Mantra - 15 PN - 10 |
05-27-2003, 12:38 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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Mantra's was much more professional, and when I read ProfessorNumber's I just got pissed off at him...I can honestly see his third identity being that of 'Jake'. By the way, I like to work in sets of 5, and seeing as how it's already set up that way, we'll just give all the points to Mantra and 0 to ProfessorNumber. I was not at all impressed.
Mantra - 5 PN - 0 Total Mantra - 20 PN - 10 |
05-28-2003, 12:15 AM | #13 (permalink) |
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I agree with victim on some level. Even with all that he said, Mantra still did win the argument, hands down. Unfortunately, what we have on our hands right now is an OA (Official Argument). Personally, I like reading OSTs better...
Mantra - 3 Professor - 2 Mantra - 28 Professor - 12 |
05-28-2003, 01:19 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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I fucking agree Orgazmo, I'm not going to vote, mainly because I didn't read all of them, I mexi-skimmed it. They were both really boring, and not bashing at all.
I'd also like to say that I don't really give a shit about which one of you two is more intelligent. Intelligence doesn't always win the OST you know. |
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I personally agree with victim on almost all points. Especially the fact that Mantra used his BEST posts against PN WEAKEST posts. You don't pick and choose your own best, you're supposed to pick apart the other person's. I think that Mantra has weak arguments also...so points will be given to PN.
ProfessorNumber - 5 Mantra - 0 Total Mantra - 28 Professor - 17 |
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
I mexi-skimmed it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You just made me a very happy man. Alright, enough of this shit. Mantra Wins Round 1. Personally, I couldn't give more of a shit about this "OST" (and I use that term loosely), but in since I've already started to mod, I guess I should give a half-assed attempt to finish it. So yeah...Mantra, you have until Friday Night at 11:59 pm to open with your Round 2 bash...yada-yada-yada. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited May 28, 2003).] |
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I'm really going to cut this one down, while my post was thorough in dismantling nearly every post ProffesorLikesTheCock made, it was a strain for some members to read, so I will cut in down as a curtesey to others.
ProffesorNumber, you are a plague. You are a filthy rotten stench which brings with it an influx of utter stupidity and ignorance. I hate to return to such an example of sheer idiocy, but here is your first post on nubblies: Quote:
Your ignorance is astounding. You cannot comprehend the most simple bashes against you, and even when things are explained for you, you still cannot understand any of it. I need not quote all of your posts again to demostrate such. Everyone witnessed it in the 'coffeehouse' thread. Please, do us a favor and leave nubblies. You have demostrated yourself to contribute nothing more than mindless fecal matter which your consider thought. Instead of wasting our time posting on nubblies, I encourage you to kill yourself, yes kill yourself. Since you have shown your thoughts to be of low creativity (barring homosexual innuendos), then here are some suggestions for killing yourself: 1 - Build yourself a homemade airplane, it does not matter if the plane is functional, then simply "fly" it off a high cliff. Lots of falling and then a hard fall will ensue, don't worry, your life should break the fall. 2 - Throw yourself into a tank of flesh eating fish. What kind of fish and how many is irrelevant, so long as you cannot escape. Knowing your homosexual tendencies will arise even in a situation involving death, you can just think of the fish as your buddies from fire island. I'm sure there were a few thousand of them too. 3 - Self-mummification. Begin by removing your significant organs. The brain was always removed through the nose with a wire, so I encourage you to stay true to original method and do so. Once removed, begin to pack your insides with salt and other fillers. Then wrap yourself in hundreds of yards of cloth. If you need help with this, I'm sure there are roughly 377 members would be glad to help. These are just a few suggestions. You can always go the simple way of a gun-shot to the head, or swallowing poisons, but I strongly suggest number one. I'm sure your homemade airplane would make for a memorable time, at least for us. In short, leave us you ass-fucking piece of garbage. We need not your stupidity or your homosexuality. | |