Yes,actually he does. The butcher was once in a similar situation.
One time God got really pissed off at the people of earth for being a bunch of pieces of shit, but he had already done the whole "flood" thing, so he decided to allow to humans to release the vengence of God upon the world.
Those two humans were the Butcher and Pliedes. But we went a little overboard and killed everyone... God didn't mind much though, he just made lots of new people again, but this time he didn't add this to the bible, because the Butcher and Pliedes were such bad-asses that he wanted to keep them a secret in case he had to use them again.
Oh yeah, and he made us immortal.
So fuck you.
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