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Titan · 08-17-2003, 09:15 PM

Pliedes thought of this one yesterday. He's become quite good at really tough TorT's. He's cooking hamburgers.

So you're stuck in a cave after a nuclear holocaust. You can't get out. There is enough food to last the rest of your life, but you're by yourself. There is a whole in one wall, there is someone on the otherside.

You can easily stick your dick through the hole and have it sucked by the person on the otherside. But you can't see them, and they're kind of shy. You don't know if it's a guy or a girl, and you never will know if it's a guy or a girl. Oh by the way, you're hands were mangled in the blast, you can't masturbate. You're stuck in there for the rest of your life, would you do it?

[ August 17, 2003, 07:18 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

victim · 08-17-2003, 11:01 PM

Why have all of Pliedes TorTs of recent involved horrible, horrible things happening to my beloved penis?

Titan · 08-17-2003, 11:54 PM

Dude, it might be a girl. How is that a horrible thing? You don't want a blowjob from a girl? Are you gay? (Yes, I realize the topics of our recent TorTs. We'll call it even).

Orgazmo · 08-18-2003, 02:47 AM

I'd do it. Fuck. Would I do it? I'm not sure. We'll say I'd do it.

BigDongedHoe · 08-18-2003, 02:50 AM

i'd do it.....I think....I dunno. yeah well fuck I'd say no at first but after a couple of months I'd go for it.

Alpha · 08-18-2003, 12:55 PM

So if i get this right there is a hole in the wall, that's big enough to stick your penis in... Why don't you just crawl through it i mean that's what i'd do. Since it would be about 45 inches in diameter.

Actually i found a loophole (more less just an easy solution). Talk through the hole. Find out who is on the otherside, if it's a chick rock on. If it's a guy, what ever floats your boat i guess.

Titan · 08-18-2003, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titan:
But you can't see them, and they're kind of shy.

Meaning they won't talk to you.

the_butcher · 08-18-2003, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titan:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Titan:
But you can't see them, and they're kind of shy.

Meaning they won't talk to you.</font>[/quote]Bull shit. You telling me that you're stuck in a fucking hole for the rest of your life, and the person next to you won't talk to you? You gotta be kidding me. No matter how shy someone is, they'll fucking talk. I'm completely with Alpha on this one. I'd just ask them to say their name, simple enough:

Girl=Blowjob.
Guy=Stare in horror at your mangled arms and dream about whacking off.

victim · 08-18-2003, 02:51 PM

The odds of finding a girl who...

A) Never talks... ever

yet...

B) Has the strong desire to suck my cock

are incredibly low.

Chances are much higher that someone I would never let near my penis is lying around on the other side... and knows his only chance in ever tasting my sweet manjuice is to keep quiet, hence the shyness. So, probably not.

Pliedes · 08-18-2003, 06:25 PM

Fuck the 'shyness'; this person's a mute. Whether it's a guy or gal, they can't talk to begin with...

BrassMonkees · 08-18-2003, 06:33 PM

so they are pretty much a helen keller(male or female version) who has the desire to suck your cock, that is all right?

the_butcher · 08-18-2003, 07:29 PM

I'll just whack off with my feet. After all, it's not like I have anything better to do, might as well learn a new skill.

Titan · 08-19-2003, 02:22 AM

You mother-fuckers are so stupid, it's hypothetical, that's the whole point. The goal is not to find a way out of the question, it's to answer it. Thank you Orgazmo and BDH. Jesus motherfucking Christ. Seriously, he was fucking Christ's mother.

Schroeder · 08-20-2003, 05:34 PM

Almost all of us live without sex as it is. I think I would find something else to do. Also, everyone else on earth is dead. Do you really think you'd be like "Everybody I care about is dead but.... I am soooo horny!"?

the_butcher · 08-20-2003, 07:24 PM

What else would you do? You'd have NOTHING to do but imagine, "what's on the other side of this wall?"

Trust me, you'd get over the fact that everyone is dead pretty damn fast if you were by yourself.

Schroeder · 08-20-2003, 07:48 PM

You know this from experience?

Pliedes · 08-20-2003, 09:35 PM

Yes,actually he does. The butcher was once in a similar situation.

One time God got really pissed off at the people of earth for being a bunch of pieces of shit, but he had already done the whole "flood" thing, so he decided to allow to humans to release the vengence of God upon the world.
Those two humans were the Butcher and Pliedes. But we went a little overboard and killed everyone... God didn't mind much though, he just made lots of new people again, but this time he didn't add this to the bible, because the Butcher and Pliedes were such bad-asses that he wanted to keep them a secret in case he had to use them again.
Oh yeah, and he made us immortal.

So fuck you.

the_butcher · 08-20-2003, 11:14 PM

Eat shit Shroeder. I am never wrong.

LSD · 08-21-2003, 07:52 PM

i know that this may sound like i am a slut but if i were a girl on the other side i would give the guy head...i mean who else is there to make happy? so i probably would give the guy head just to make someone happy since there isn't anybody else it might as well be the man on the other side

Fruitacious B · 08-21-2003, 09:29 PM

At least you know that it makes you seem like a slut. All that's left for me to do is assume that you are. Thanks for saving me that initial effort.

Pliedes · 08-21-2003, 10:12 PM

Fruit, you haven't answer the question, would you do it?

Schroeder · 08-22-2003, 01:35 AM

Could I be married to the person on the other side of the hole? If I could I suppose I would. The end of the world shouldn't be reason enough to give up my morals.

victim · 08-22-2003, 06:39 PM

So, are you saying that in your religion, another man can slob your knob, as long as you are married to him? What kind of backwards religion is that?

Schroeder · 08-22-2003, 10:19 PM

I could be evil and say Judaism, but I won't.

Victim, you said if it was a guy on the other side then he is probably not going to do anything. I agreed with your logic. He is not going to want to be married to me either.

Fruitacious B · 08-23-2003, 03:20 AM

Assuming that there's only one other person around, and I can't see them nor can I talk to her/him, I would probably say yes that I would do it. Who would find out? And if I just assume that it was a female, who would tell me otherwise?

08-17-2003, 09:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Pliedes thought of this one yesterday. He's become quite good at really tough TorT's. He's cooking hamburgers. So you're stuck in a cave after a nuclear holocaust. You can't get out. There is enough food to last the rest of your life, but you're by yourself. There is a whole in one wall, there is someone on the otherside. You can easily stick your dick through the hole and have it sucked by the person on the otherside. But you can't see them, and they're kind of shy. You don't know if it's a guy or a girl, and you never will know if it's a guy or a girl. Oh by the way, you're hands were mangled in the blast, you can't masturbate. You're stuck in there for the rest of your life, would you do it? [ August 17, 2003, 07:18 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

08-17-2003, 11:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Why have all of Pliedes TorTs of recent involved horrible, horrible things happening to my beloved penis?
	get off my internet!!!

08-17-2003, 11:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Dude, it might be a girl. How is that a horrible thing? You don't want a blowjob from a girl? Are you gay? (Yes, I realize the topics of our recent TorTs. We'll call it even).
	I do what the fuck I want.

08-18-2003, 02:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	i'd do it.....I think....I dunno. yeah well fuck I'd say no at first but after a couple of months I'd go for it.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

08-18-2003, 12:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	So if i get this right there is a hole in the wall, that's big enough to stick your penis in... Why don't you just crawl through it i mean that's what i'd do. Since it would be about 45 inches in diameter. Actually i found a loophole (more less just an easy solution). Talk through the hole. Find out who is on the otherside, if it's a chick rock on. If it's a guy, what ever floats your boat i guess.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

08-18-2003, 02:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,692 Internets: 305662	I'd do it. Fuck. Would I do it? I'm not sure. We'll say I'd do it.

08-18-2003, 02:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	The odds of finding a girl who... A) Never talks... ever yet... B) Has the strong desire to suck my cock are incredibly low. Chances are much higher that someone I would never let near my penis is lying around on the other side... and knows his only chance in ever tasting my sweet manjuice is to keep quiet, hence the shyness. So, probably not.
	get off my internet!!!

08-18-2003, 06:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Fuck the 'shyness'; this person's a mute. Whether it's a guy or gal, they can't talk to begin with...

08-18-2003, 06:33 PM	#11 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	so they are pretty much a helen keller(male or female version) who has the desire to suck your cock, that is all right?
	neither here nor there...

08-18-2003, 07:29 PM	#12 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	I'll just whack off with my feet. After all, it's not like I have anything better to do, might as well learn a new skill.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-19-2003, 02:22 AM	#13 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	You mother-fuckers are so stupid, it's hypothetical, that's the whole point. The goal is not to find a way out of the question, it's to answer it. Thank you Orgazmo and BDH. Jesus motherfucking Christ. Seriously, he was fucking Christ's mother.
	I do what the fuck I want.

08-20-2003, 05:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Almost all of us live without sex as it is. I think I would find something else to do. Also, everyone else on earth is dead. Do you really think you'd be like "Everybody I care about is dead but.... I am soooo horny!"?

08-20-2003, 07:24 PM	#15 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	What else would you do? You'd have NOTHING to do but imagine, "what's on the other side of this wall?" Trust me, you'd get over the fact that everyone is dead pretty damn fast if you were by yourself.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-20-2003, 07:48 PM	#16 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	You know this from experience?

08-20-2003, 09:35 PM	#17 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Yes,actually he does. The butcher was once in a similar situation. One time God got really pissed off at the people of earth for being a bunch of pieces of shit, but he had already done the whole "flood" thing, so he decided to allow to humans to release the vengence of God upon the world. Those two humans were the Butcher and Pliedes. But we went a little overboard and killed everyone... God didn't mind much though, he just made lots of new people again, but this time he didn't add this to the bible, because the Butcher and Pliedes were such bad-asses that he wanted to keep them a secret in case he had to use them again. Oh yeah, and he made us immortal. So fuck you.

08-20-2003, 11:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Eat shit Shroeder. I am never wrong.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-21-2003, 07:52 PM	#19 (permalink)
LSD Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN Posts: 62 Internets: 10	i know that this may sound like i am a slut but if i were a girl on the other side i would give the guy head...i mean who else is there to make happy? so i probably would give the guy head just to make someone happy since there isn't anybody else it might as well be the man on the other side

08-21-2003, 09:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	At least you know that it makes you seem like a slut. All that's left for me to do is assume that you are. Thanks for saving me that initial effort.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-21-2003, 10:12 PM	#21 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Fruit, you haven't answer the question, would you do it?

08-22-2003, 01:35 AM	#22 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Could I be married to the person on the other side of the hole? If I could I suppose I would. The end of the world shouldn't be reason enough to give up my morals.

08-22-2003, 06:39 PM	#23 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	So, are you saying that in your religion, another man can slob your knob, as long as you are married to him? What kind of backwards religion is that?
	get off my internet!!!

08-22-2003, 10:19 PM	#24 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I could be evil and say Judaism, but I won't. Victim, you said if it was a guy on the other side then he is probably not going to do anything. I agreed with your logic. He is not going to want to be married to me either.

08-23-2003, 03:20 AM	#25 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Assuming that there's only one other person around, and I can't see them nor can I talk to her/him, I would probably say yes that I would do it. Who would find out? And if I just assume that it was a female, who would tell me otherwise?
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut