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j money · 11-13-2011, 12:06 PM

I eat A Lot of Chicken.
Here is a chicken concoction I came up with last evening.

Step 1:
Fry a pound of bacon. Ensure that your bacon coozie is placed correctly on your beer. While the bacon is frying have your domestic help chop up 2 onions.

Step 2:
Once the bacon is fried place the 2 chopped onions in the pan of bacon grease and fry.

Step 3:
At this point it is very important that you test the bacon for quality. Insert at least 2 strips in your mouth. Set aside the onions and bacon for later use.

Step 4:
Insert 2 boneless/skinless chicken breasts in the pan of bacon grease. Slowly fry until it is thoroughly cooked. 'Slowly' frying it will allow the chicken to remain moist and allow the fryer to pound as many beers as possible before dinner.

Step 4A: Season the chicken to your liking. A lil garlic powder, parsley, some lemon pepper type shit and salt and pepper were used here.

Step 5:
Assembly. Place the bacon grease fryed onions on top of the chicken breasts. Add any other toppings you may want. I went with jalapenos. Place at least a half pound of bacon on top of the onions. Sprinkle shredded cheese on top of the bacon, onion, jalapeno, chicken mountain that is in the pan.

Step 6:
Eat IT. Any choice of sides will go well with your bacon, cheese, onion, chicken mountain. We went with mixed vegetables and rice to offset the gallon of bacon grease we were ingesting.
Dinner is served.

DJ FC · 11-13-2011, 12:09 PM

What a cracking 69th post!

SittinOnDubsWGW · 11-14-2011, 12:06 AM

I bet that was delicious.

thekremlin · 11-14-2011, 04:27 AM

Here's how men eat chicken.

1) Buy steak. 2) Wrap it in bacon. 3) Also some veggies.

Ugly Bastard · 11-14-2011, 02:50 PM

Bad Jew.

Mr. Blonde · 11-14-2011, 03:21 PM

Like I said, not even Jewish!

(I've been wrapping chicken and burger patties in bacon for years, I agree that is an excellent way to cook them)

11-13-2011, 12:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
j money Long Live Dixie Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 170 Internets: 47190	Cooking For Assholes-Chicken I eat A Lot of Chicken. Here is a chicken concoction I came up with last evening. Step 1: Fry a pound of bacon. Ensure that your bacon coozie is placed correctly on your beer. While the bacon is frying have your domestic help chop up 2 onions. Step 2: Once the bacon is fried place the 2 chopped onions in the pan of bacon grease and fry. Step 3: At this point it is very important that you test the bacon for quality. Insert at least 2 strips in your mouth. Set aside the onions and bacon for later use. Step 4: Insert 2 boneless/skinless chicken breasts in the pan of bacon grease. Slowly fry until it is thoroughly cooked. 'Slowly' frying it will allow the chicken to remain moist and allow the fryer to pound as many beers as possible before dinner. Step 4A: Season the chicken to your liking. A lil garlic powder, parsley, some lemon pepper type shit and salt and pepper were used here. Step 5: Assembly. Place the bacon grease fryed onions on top of the chicken breasts. Add any other toppings you may want. I went with jalapenos. Place at least a half pound of bacon on top of the onions. Sprinkle shredded cheese on top of the bacon, onion, jalapeno, chicken mountain that is in the pan. Step 6: Eat IT. Any choice of sides will go well with your bacon, cheese, onion, chicken mountain. We went with mixed vegetables and rice to offset the gallon of bacon grease we were ingesting. Dinner is served.

11-13-2011, 12:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	What a cracking 69th post!
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11-14-2011, 03:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Like I said, not even Jewish! (I've been wrapping chicken and burger patties in bacon for years, I agree that is an excellent way to cook them)
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SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I bet that was delicious.

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