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Old 01-23-2008, 01:29 AM   #1476 (permalink)
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I better not post that...

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Old 01-23-2008, 12:43 PM   #1477 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2008, 01:32 PM   #1478 (permalink)
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I just posted about the fear of splooging on my own face, and you take yours off? Lame dude.

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Old 01-23-2008, 04:46 PM   #1479 (permalink)
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The difference being that his was a love of splooging on his face.

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Old 01-23-2008, 09:13 PM   #1480 (permalink)
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im on 20mg prozac/day, i have a sneaky feeling that maybe some people think im crazy.

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Old 01-23-2008, 10:54 PM   #1481 (permalink)
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I just posted about the fear of splooging on my own face, and you take yours off? Lame dude.
It was about that bottle blonde I was talking to you about the other day.

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Old 01-30-2008, 04:00 AM   #1482 (permalink)
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I have killer gas right now. Oh, its bad.

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Old 01-30-2008, 04:06 AM   #1483 (permalink)
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eeeewwww!

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Old 01-30-2008, 06:53 AM   #1484 (permalink)
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Every new chick I get, I tell them i've never had a girl swallow my load.
I spend 20 minutes telling them about what a special moment it is, it kinda gets me off.

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Old 01-30-2008, 02:20 PM   #1485 (permalink)
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Baja shrimp tacos man, I should never be allowed to eat those again.

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Old 02-01-2008, 06:00 PM   #1486 (permalink)
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I think I have finally realized my full potential in my ability to pull tail and i'm still not following through on any of it. Lots of ruthless, insane flirting, grabassing and making out but I really have no desire to follow through with any of them.

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Old 02-06-2008, 02:04 PM   #1487 (permalink)
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Now that I have a girlfriend, I have sex with more random and not so random girls than I ever did single. And my female friends are a lot more touchy feely now; girls.

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Old 02-13-2008, 03:09 AM   #1488 (permalink)
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Tonight I farted on a chick in an intimate setting, it was great.

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Old 03-24-2008, 10:49 PM   #1489 (permalink)
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Tonight, i was playing basketball after lifting. This one guys 10-12 year old son would talk shit anytime his dad would score a bucket.

These kids on the side would shoot hoops on the one goal when the ball was on the other side of the court. Well, there happened to be an instant where there was a turnover, and I happened to be one of the first people down the court and the kids didn't know that we were coming.
Annoying kid was about to shoot the ball, I jump up and block his shot sending it across the gym, give a "get that shit outta here," then score a bucket in the paint.

It felt great.

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Old 03-24-2008, 11:43 PM   #1490 (permalink)
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bwahahahah

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Old 04-03-2008, 12:43 PM   #1491 (permalink)
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SCotD:

Last night i did my usual nightly ritual.....masturbating with my back massager and then passing out when i cum (usually with the massager still in my hand). Well this morning i felt exponentially moist in my nether regions. When i sent my hand to investigate i found out that i started my menstrual cycle earlier than predicted. Luckily i still had the tissue i had used to splooge the night before so no red rain on my sheets! Whew!

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Old 04-03-2008, 01:08 PM   #1492 (permalink)
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Close one!

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Old 04-03-2008, 06:46 PM   #1493 (permalink)
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i was eating a southwest steak bowl when i read that, now my steak bowl tastes like menstruation.

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Old 04-03-2008, 07:11 PM   #1494 (permalink)
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Lesson learned: Never eat a steak bowl without a menstruation story close by.
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:48 PM   #1495 (permalink)
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I'm afraid of vaginas. I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this before but my biggest fear is being stuck in a pit and the walls are made of vaginas.

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does that mean you are a virgin?

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no assholes are ok

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Old 04-22-2008, 01:02 AM   #1498 (permalink)
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I missed hearing all the fun shit-talking on Nubblies. Good to be back.

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Malibu! Are you still in Warsaw?

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SCOTD : This past 3 months I finally realised just how sexy I am

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