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I just posted about the fear of splooging on my own face, and you take yours off? Lame dude.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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I think I have finally realized my full potential in my ability to pull tail and i'm still not following through on any of it. Lots of ruthless, insane flirting, grabassing and making out but I really have no desire to follow through with any of them.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
― Terence McKenna |
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I make bad decisions.
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Tonight, i was playing basketball after lifting. This one guys 10-12 year old son would talk shit anytime his dad would score a bucket.
These kids on the side would shoot hoops on the one goal when the ball was on the other side of the court. Well, there happened to be an instant where there was a turnover, and I happened to be one of the first people down the court and the kids didn't know that we were coming. Annoying kid was about to shoot the ball, I jump up and block his shot sending it across the gym, give a "get that shit outta here," then score a bucket in the paint. It felt great. |
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Last edited by SittinOnDubsWGW; 03-24-2008 at 10:52 PM. |
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bwahahahah
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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SCotD:
Last night i did my usual nightly ritual.....masturbating with my back massager and then passing out when i cum (usually with the massager still in my hand). Well this morning i felt exponentially moist in my nether regions. When i sent my hand to investigate i found out that i started my menstrual cycle earlier than predicted. Luckily i still had the tissue i had used to splooge the night before so no red rain on my sheets! Whew! |
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I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
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Spice Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
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i was eating a southwest steak bowl when i read that, now my steak bowl tastes like menstruation.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
― Terence McKenna |
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