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BigDongedHoe · 11-05-2003, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Titan:
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my penis gets better use

If by "better use" you mean "venereal diseases" then yes, I heartily agree.</font>[/quote]If I meant "venereal diseases" I would of said "venereal diseases" Mr. Post McDoublepostington.

Trout Sniffer · 11-05-2003, 08:55 PM

My question is why would you even steal condoms when you can go to the nice little medical center and get them for free. 5 a day, for free. I think next time you need condoms you should talk to Ugly, myself, or Orgazmo.

Pliedes · 11-05-2003, 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by Trout Sniffer:
next time you need condoms you should talk to Ugly, myself, or Orgazmo.

Feel free to pick me up a decent supply.

Saint DH · 11-05-2003, 11:28 PM

Remember that it's 5 per day, every day. Let's just say I'd be able to loan you some...but I use my quota up each and every day.

BigDongedHoe · 11-06-2003, 01:58 AM

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Originally posted by Trout Sniffer:
My question is why would you even steal condoms when you can go to the nice little medical center and get them for free. 5 a day, for free. I think next time you need condoms you should talk to Ugly, myself, or Orgazmo.

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Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
Remember that it's 5 per day, every day. Let's just say I'd be able to loan you some...but I use my quota up each and every day.

Yes, I believe that Gaz, UB, and myself had a thought of stocking up on condoms and using them for a practical joke somewhere. I don't clearly remember what exactly it was, maybe they could inform you.

Anyways if I need to get some for him I will definitely contact you guys next time I'm playing some poker down there.

Pliedes · 11-06-2003, 02:00 AM

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Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
but I use my quota up each and every day.

Do you make water balloons out of them or something?

Orgazmo · 11-06-2003, 03:12 AM

They have colored condoms now too. You can't beat colored condoms. Well...you can...but not for free.

Trout Sniffer · 11-06-2003, 02:44 PM

I believe we tried making a water balloon one time and it ended up busting all over the kitchen floor, or in the sink or something. It was a lot of water though.

BigDongedHoe · 11-06-2003, 03:02 PM

I use them to spread around the Grace campus so that all of the christians will shutter in horror at the site of it. That and to rape the fuck out of all of your moms of course. (I jest)

On another note I was wondering when UB or Gaz' planned on posting and/or sending me the pictures of the night we took them at Hardees. I bring that up because the other night at 3:00 a friend of mine and I went to Hardee's for some food and they were serving breakfast, what the fuck is the deal with that? Anyways I'd appreciate if I could view some of those pictures sooner rather than later.

Orgazmo · 11-06-2003, 04:20 PM

UB's the photgrapher.

Ugly Bastard · 11-06-2003, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
IOn another note I was wondering when UB or Gaz' planned on posting and/or sending me the pictures of the night we took them at Hardees.

We (and by 'we' I mean 'I') forgot to turn the flash on, so only one of them came out okay, and it's just the one of the Hardee's star...nothing big.

-Ugly Bastard

Fruitacious B · 11-10-2003, 01:26 AM

I'm a fuck up and a saint.

[ December 20, 2003, 11:23 PM: Message edited by: Fruitacious B ]

the_butcher · 11-10-2003, 01:33 AM

And when he means saint, that's in reference to how I feel about him.

*rereads what Fruitacious B did

And...yep, I just creamed myself after rereading what he did. Amazing.

long-since-forgotten · 11-10-2003, 01:44 AM

Yeah, I was standing right there on the other side of the counter as Fruitacious took the other carton, and didn't even realize what he was doing. Simply looked like he was picking up trash. Very nice.

StabMaster Arson · 11-10-2003, 04:05 AM

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Originally posted by long-since-forgotten:
Stabmaster -
I'm sure we could work something out..

still waiting.

11-05-2003, 08:55 PM	#77 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	My question is why would you even steal condoms when you can go to the nice little medical center and get them for free. 5 a day, for free. I think next time you need condoms you should talk to Ugly, myself, or Orgazmo.
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11-06-2003, 02:44 PM	#83 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	I believe we tried making a water balloon one time and it ended up busting all over the kitchen floor, or in the sink or something. It was a lot of water though.
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

11-06-2003, 03:02 PM	#84 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I use them to spread around the Grace campus so that all of the christians will shutter in horror at the site of it. That and to rape the fuck out of all of your moms of course. (I jest) On another note I was wondering when UB or Gaz' planned on posting and/or sending me the pictures of the night we took them at Hardees. I bring that up because the other night at 3:00 a friend of mine and I went to Hardee's for some food and they were serving breakfast, what the fuck is the deal with that? Anyways I'd appreciate if I could view some of those pictures sooner rather than later.
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11-10-2003, 01:26 AM	#87 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I'm a fuck up and a saint. [ December 20, 2003, 11:23 PM: Message edited by: Fruitacious B ]
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11-10-2003, 01:33 AM	#88 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	And when he means saint, that's in reference to how I feel about him. *rereads what Fruitacious B did And...yep, I just creamed myself after rereading what he did. Amazing.
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11-05-2003, 11:28 PM	#79 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	Remember that it's 5 per day, every day. Let's just say I'd be able to loan you some...but I use my quota up each and every day.

11-06-2003, 03:12 AM	#82 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	They have colored condoms now too. You can't beat colored condoms. Well...you can...but not for free.

11-06-2003, 04:20 PM	#85 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	UB's the photgrapher.

11-10-2003, 01:44 AM	#89 (permalink)
long-since-forgotten Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: warsaw,IN Posts: 197 Internets: 10	Yeah, I was standing right there on the other side of the counter as Fruitacious took the other carton, and didn't even realize what he was doing. Simply looked like he was picking up trash. Very nice.
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