Perspective

[Ugly Bastard]

Theory: Life is all a matter of perspective; everything is a reflection of your beliefs and thoughts. With that in mind, I think your life would be kick-ass, from an observer's standpoint, if you lived your life under the following mantra: do things in the most optimal fashion to get [local hottie] to sleep with you.

Think about it... if you crafted your whole life in a manner that was aimed to get some proverbial hottie to sleep with you... your life would probably be pretty fuckin' cool.

I mean... most of us are doing this to a lesser extent already. It's actually gotten a bad reputation, "man... fuck those ho's... do whatever you want." But I actually think it's a brilliant idea: why not let some super-hottie be your carrot on a stick that you chase your whole life? A pretty damn good frame of mind for achieving success if you ask me!