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f3lix · 04-09-2005, 01:22 AM

fuck the bitches that to ok me to see that increpid nigger movie tonight

04-09-2005, 03:55 AM

there is a broken golf club in my room i can only speculate as to why it was broken

Mr. Blonde · 04-09-2005, 05:18 AM

[ April 09, 2005, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Saint DH · 04-11-2005, 01:27 AM

Come on blonde, there's no need to edit the drunk thread. It's the drunk thread!

04-11-2005, 01:34 AM

If I remember correctly, Blonde said something mean about someone else.

Apparently he didn't want the 'someone else,' to find out.

GNasty · 04-11-2005, 01:39 AM

What fun are edited posts anyways? Not much I'd say.

04-14-2005, 04:17 AM

gNASTY speaks the trugh once again, there is no fu nin editd threads the only fun in drunk thread isn reading them undedited.

this is a drunken unedi9ted t hread and i had to say it but frankly i hae you all, yup thats the truth i hate everuy singele one of you ayou are all faggots and you deserve to burn in hell.

Edit:

inestead of making a new post i realiest that i shoud ljust make a new post:

ok i hate you all and i wish you would all die, thet ouwe be extremely entertaining to me and that would be the shti fi fyou aouwle all just idie

nubblies i sthe shit, but i cjeck it oo often, thas becomming quite to probemt i chekccin last thing before i go to sleep and the firth thing when i wake up and i think thats the problem.

on the oopic of drunk thread thst5there should be way more runk threads! why aren't more people making drunk posts!:

[ April 14, 2005, 02:46 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

George Sherman · 04-16-2005, 03:51 PM

So I took a bunch of xanax last night, and got so drunk that everyone thought I was going to die.

AcTivE · 04-16-2005, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Sherman:
everyone thought I was going to die.

hehe, that's a good trick to play on someone.

George Sherman · 04-19-2005, 04:12 AM

ya thate tridck that thtat is is goiodk cut I do lyou know an better caonw

Ironic Mustache · 04-20-2005, 12:49 PM

"The Art of Sleep Drinking"
by Ironic Mustache

Last night after consuming large quantities of gin, I passed out to the soothing sounds of napoleon dynamite.

My woman (still awake) witnessed me walk to the kitchen, grab a corona, open it with a lighter, and start drinking it. I stayed there for a second, and then returned to bed with it. I then went to lay back down, without doing anything with the almost full beer. Pretty much I just let it spill all over me, and then woke up enraged. I had no recollection of the events that had transpired. I had been awakened by cold beer all over myself and bed (which I'd now have to clean up), and had wasted a beer. Worst shit ever.

[ April 20, 2005, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

jubblies · 04-21-2005, 01:00 AM

Wow. I haven't posted on this thing in like a year. But i highly enjoy the drunk stories. I'm a college freshman and am starting to get my own.

My favorite thus far is when I made my best friend pee all over herself and walk around the party pointing to her stain and telling people. Her boyfriend was in the kitchen telling his friends all about his girlfriend (my best friend) and how wonderful she is. Just then my best friend comes bursting into the room, grabs her boyfriend and yells, "I was trying to poop and Courtney made me pee my pants!"...the proceeded to stalk out of the room as quickly as she had arrived. He looked at his friends sheepishly and said, "Uh, ya. That's my girlfriend."

I love my friends.

Ironic Mustache · 04-21-2005, 12:31 PM

That's ridiculous.

MAGICLIT · 04-21-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
That's ridiculous.

George Sherman · 04-21-2005, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Sherman:
ya thate tridck that thtat is is goiodk cut I do lyou know an better caonw

Wow does anyone know what the fuck I was trying to say here, cause I don't.

MAGICLIT · 04-21-2005, 03:47 PM

yeah, i've been tring to figure that out for days......toughy man......

George Sherman · 04-21-2005, 03:49 PM

I should probably just stop posting when I am drunk.

Edit: What am I talking about, that is never going to ha[ppen

[ April 21, 2005, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]

MAGICLIT · 04-21-2005, 03:50 PM

NEVER do that, those are your best posts

George Sherman · 04-21-2005, 03:51 PM

hahahahahaha, I don't know weether to takeit as a compplimnent or an insurlt

edit: like right nowI shouolld probabbly yjust stop posting

[ April 21, 2005, 01:52 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]

MAGICLIT · 04-21-2005, 03:53 PM

compliment....you bring so much joy to others when you're intoxicated

Edit: Forgot to use the spellcheck when im high, silly clit

[ April 21, 2005, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: MAGICLIT ]

Niger Angelus · 04-23-2005, 04:57 AM

As I drink I get better a pool, but worse at philoshophy. Hmmm............... BALLS!!!

ProfessorNumber · 04-30-2005, 02:59 AM

honeslty i think its supposed to happen to happen thei other way aroud.

j money · 04-30-2005, 06:13 AM

i just went to la bamba and for the first time in my life it tasted like complete shit...maybe because im not drunk enough or maybe because i didnt throw a burrito at the fat fuck

Saint DH · 05-01-2005, 02:37 AM

I'm drunk and I'm so fucking bored, I hate being at home its so fucking boring I could fuck a chicken or a cow. I hate my girlfriend or I guess you could say my ex-girlfriend but she pisses me the fuck off so god damn much it makes me so mad. Fuck. Sometimes I wanna rip her jugular out with my bare hands, but other times I just wish things could be back to normal. Fuck these niggas.

sim_flex_x · 05-01-2005, 06:01 AM

I just got drunk for the first time EVER! I'm a good typer though, so there. I win.

04-09-2005, 03:55 AM	#252 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	there is a broken golf club in my room i can only speculate as to why it was broken
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-09-2005, 05:18 AM	#253 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	[ April 09, 2005, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-11-2005, 01:34 AM	#255 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	If I remember correctly, Blonde said something mean about someone else. Apparently he didn't want the 'someone else,' to find out.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-11-2005, 01:39 AM	#256 (permalink)
GNasty Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Btown Posts: 72 Internets: 10	What fun are edited posts anyways? Not much I'd say.
	G Nasty is the King of the Block!

04-14-2005, 04:17 AM	#257 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	gNASTY speaks the trugh once again, there is no fu nin editd threads the only fun in drunk thread isn reading them undedited. this is a drunken unedi9ted t hread and i had to say it but frankly i hae you all, yup thats the truth i hate everuy singele one of you ayou are all faggots and you deserve to burn in hell. Edit: inestead of making a new post i realiest that i shoud ljust make a new post: ok i hate you all and i wish you would all die, thet ouwe be extremely entertaining to me and that would be the shti fi fyou aouwle all just idie nubblies i sthe shit, but i cjeck it oo often, thas becomming quite to probemt i chekccin last thing before i go to sleep and the firth thing when i wake up and i think thats the problem. on the oopic of drunk thread thst5there should be way more runk threads! why aren't more people making drunk posts!: [ April 14, 2005, 02:46 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-09-2005, 01:22 AM	#251 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	fuck the bitches that to ok me to see that increpid nigger movie tonight

04-11-2005, 01:27 AM	#254 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,146 Internets: 284753	Come on blonde, there's no need to edit the drunk thread. It's the drunk thread!

04-16-2005, 03:51 PM	#258 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	So I took a bunch of xanax last night, and got so drunk that everyone thought I was going to die.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-19-2005, 04:12 AM	#260 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	ya thate tridck that thtat is is goiodk cut I do lyou know an better caonw
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-20-2005, 12:49 PM	#261 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	"The Art of Sleep Drinking" by Ironic Mustache Last night after consuming large quantities of gin, I passed out to the soothing sounds of napoleon dynamite. My woman (still awake) witnessed me walk to the kitchen, grab a corona, open it with a lighter, and start drinking it. I stayed there for a second, and then returned to bed with it. I then went to lay back down, without doing anything with the almost full beer. Pretty much I just let it spill all over me, and then woke up enraged. I had no recollection of the events that had transpired. I had been awakened by cold beer all over myself and bed (which I'd now have to clean up), and had wasted a beer. Worst shit ever. [ April 20, 2005, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-21-2005, 01:00 AM	#262 (permalink)
jubblies Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 42 Internets: 10	Wow. I haven't posted on this thing in like a year. But i highly enjoy the drunk stories. I'm a college freshman and am starting to get my own. My favorite thus far is when I made my best friend pee all over herself and walk around the party pointing to her stain and telling people. Her boyfriend was in the kitchen telling his friends all about his girlfriend (my best friend) and how wonderful she is. Just then my best friend comes bursting into the room, grabs her boyfriend and yells, "I was trying to poop and Courtney made me pee my pants!"...the proceeded to stalk out of the room as quickly as she had arrived. He looked at his friends sheepishly and said, "Uh, ya. That's my girlfriend." I love my friends.

04-21-2005, 12:31 PM	#263 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That's ridiculous.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-21-2005, 03:47 PM	#266 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	yeah, i've been tring to figure that out for days......toughy man......
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

04-21-2005, 03:49 PM	#267 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	I should probably just stop posting when I am drunk. Edit: What am I talking about, that is never going to ha[ppen [ April 21, 2005, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-21-2005, 03:50 PM	#268 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	NEVER do that, those are your best posts
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

04-21-2005, 03:51 PM	#269 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	hahahahahaha, I don't know weether to takeit as a compplimnent or an insurlt edit: like right nowI shouolld probabbly yjust stop posting [ April 21, 2005, 01:52 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-21-2005, 03:53 PM	#270 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	compliment....you bring so much joy to others when you're intoxicated Edit: Forgot to use the spellcheck when im high, silly clit [ April 21, 2005, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: MAGICLIT ]
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

04-23-2005, 04:57 AM	#271 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	As I drink I get better a pool, but worse at philoshophy. Hmmm............... BALLS!!!
	I enjoy knives and fire.

04-30-2005, 02:59 AM	#272 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	honeslty i think its supposed to happen to happen thei other way aroud.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

04-30-2005, 06:13 AM	#273 (permalink)
j money Long Live Dixie Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 170 Internets: 47190	i just went to la bamba and for the first time in my life it tasted like complete shit...maybe because im not drunk enough or maybe because i didnt throw a burrito at the fat fuck

05-01-2005, 02:37 AM	#274 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,146 Internets: 284753	I'm drunk and I'm so fucking bored, I hate being at home its so fucking boring I could fuck a chicken or a cow. I hate my girlfriend or I guess you could say my ex-girlfriend but she pisses me the fuck off so god damn much it makes me so mad. Fuck. Sometimes I wanna rip her jugular out with my bare hands, but other times I just wish things could be back to normal. Fuck these niggas.

05-01-2005, 06:01 AM	#275 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	I just got drunk for the first time EVER! I'm a good typer though, so there. I win.